Elrond Hubbard
@owenthomas.bsky.social
Remember when RoboCop shot that dude in the dick?
It's been raining for 42 days
February 11, 2026 at 3:52 PM
It's been raining for 42 days
On a joke per minute basis the new Naked Gun is the funniest film of all time
February 4, 2026 at 1:46 PM
On a joke per minute basis the new Naked Gun is the funniest film of all time
Me: "I promise I won't get political"
Me, literally 5 mins later:
Me, literally 5 mins later:
February 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Me: "I promise I won't get political"
Me, literally 5 mins later:
Me, literally 5 mins later:
Every so often I'll try and re-connect with my parents and talk to them about like, current events etc and about 47 seconds afterwards I am always without failure reminded as to why I dis-connected in the first place
February 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Every so often I'll try and re-connect with my parents and talk to them about like, current events etc and about 47 seconds afterwards I am always without failure reminded as to why I dis-connected in the first place
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Of course her initials are KLAN
February 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Of course her initials are KLAN
I feel like I'm the only person in the world who hates cars I HATE THEM I hate cars!!! I hate driving!!! I hate being around them!!! I hate how just going for a walk has turned into a game of Frogger if you want to walk 5 metres to the other side!!! I hate cars!!! I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE CARS!!!!!!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I feel like I'm the only person in the world who hates cars I HATE THEM I hate cars!!! I hate driving!!! I hate being around them!!! I hate how just going for a walk has turned into a game of Frogger if you want to walk 5 metres to the other side!!! I hate cars!!! I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE CARS!!!!!!!!!
Insane that even with all he did, Dick Cheney isn't mentioned in the Epstein Files. No noncing, just the love of the game. Orthodox stance evil
February 1, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Insane that even with all he did, Dick Cheney isn't mentioned in the Epstein Files. No noncing, just the love of the game. Orthodox stance evil
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Please CHRIST look at the UK; Starmer’s Labour didn’t win the last election; the Conservatives lost it. The thing to do is to *BURN AWAY* Schumer, Jeffries et al through direct action, protests, primaries. You and I are in charge (sorry! but also: congrats!) Catch up with us, Dems, or be retired.
the thing is, the way it looks right now democrats are going to do really well even by default. dont have to go on record promising anything, dont need to be bold, dont need to put themselves out there and theyll probably get control
thats just not good enough
thats just not good enough
February 1, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Please CHRIST look at the UK; Starmer’s Labour didn’t win the last election; the Conservatives lost it. The thing to do is to *BURN AWAY* Schumer, Jeffries et al through direct action, protests, primaries. You and I are in charge (sorry! but also: congrats!) Catch up with us, Dems, or be retired.
One day boycotts aren't effective at all, it's basically just telling them this day is gonna be a low traffic day. I do support the thinking behind the Shutdown, but it's like refusing to buy off Amazon on Prime Day, yeah cool but it doesn't really count if you ... still buy off Amazon the day after
January 29, 2026 at 5:53 PM
One day boycotts aren't effective at all, it's basically just telling them this day is gonna be a low traffic day. I do support the thinking behind the Shutdown, but it's like refusing to buy off Amazon on Prime Day, yeah cool but it doesn't really count if you ... still buy off Amazon the day after
5 jobs I've had!!!!
Taking phone orders for a takeaway
Amazon warehouse staff
Tesco home shopping
Refugee & immigration caseworker
Renewable energy specialist
Taking phone orders for a takeaway
Amazon warehouse staff
Tesco home shopping
Refugee & immigration caseworker
Renewable energy specialist
5 jobs I've had!!!
Library page
Writing tutor
Circ librarian
Makerspace librarian
Children's librarian
Library page
Writing tutor
Circ librarian
Makerspace librarian
Children's librarian
5 jobs i’ve had!!!
cashier at a supermarket
bookseller at a bookstore
receptionist at a doctor's office
data entry grunt
book cover designer
cashier at a supermarket
bookseller at a bookstore
receptionist at a doctor's office
data entry grunt
book cover designer
January 29, 2026 at 5:43 PM
5 jobs I've had!!!!
Taking phone orders for a takeaway
Amazon warehouse staff
Tesco home shopping
Refugee & immigration caseworker
Renewable energy specialist
Taking phone orders for a takeaway
Amazon warehouse staff
Tesco home shopping
Refugee & immigration caseworker
Renewable energy specialist
Hello friends
After an unfortunately long period of Wanting To Die™ I've decided to start writing again
If you'd like to read my first novel, "The Iron Banner", feel free via the link below
Let me know what you think ❤️
www.wattpad.com/story/323317...
After an unfortunately long period of Wanting To Die™ I've decided to start writing again
If you'd like to read my first novel, "The Iron Banner", feel free via the link below
Let me know what you think ❤️
www.wattpad.com/story/323317...
The Iron Banner - Owen Thomas - Wattpad
The Iron Banner is a fantasy story, that tells the life of a young boy called Bobby. After a terrible tragedy befalls his family and his village, Bobby is recr...
www.wattpad.com
January 28, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Hello friends
After an unfortunately long period of Wanting To Die™ I've decided to start writing again
If you'd like to read my first novel, "The Iron Banner", feel free via the link below
Let me know what you think ❤️
www.wattpad.com/story/323317...
After an unfortunately long period of Wanting To Die™ I've decided to start writing again
If you'd like to read my first novel, "The Iron Banner", feel free via the link below
Let me know what you think ❤️
www.wattpad.com/story/323317...
I know plenty of people with bipolar and BPD and none of them said "I love Hitler" and sold merchandise with a fucking swastika on it fuck Kanye and fuck shitty scumbag people trying to use their mental health diagnoses for being a shitty scumbag person
January 26, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I know plenty of people with bipolar and BPD and none of them said "I love Hitler" and sold merchandise with a fucking swastika on it fuck Kanye and fuck shitty scumbag people trying to use their mental health diagnoses for being a shitty scumbag person
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I think we as a society have evolved past the need for Jared Leto.
January 25, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I think we as a society have evolved past the need for Jared Leto.
Crazy that my brother lost 9 feet of intestines and half a dozen friends doing nothing in particular in Afghanistan
January 23, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Crazy that my brother lost 9 feet of intestines and half a dozen friends doing nothing in particular in Afghanistan
Heated Rivalry is relentlessly unbelievably gay but still somehow only half as gay as Interview with the Vampire
January 22, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Heated Rivalry is relentlessly unbelievably gay but still somehow only half as gay as Interview with the Vampire
I think using AI to generate a profile picture for yourself and then accepting compliments on it is a level of delusion that people used to get pelted with tomatoes for
January 21, 2026 at 1:06 PM
I think using AI to generate a profile picture for yourself and then accepting compliments on it is a level of delusion that people used to get pelted with tomatoes for
The XMAs did not present me with the award for Male Creator of the Year so I have decided to annex Michigan
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 PM
The XMAs did not present me with the award for Male Creator of the Year so I have decided to annex Michigan
Diva cup overfloweth
January 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Diva cup overfloweth
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Actually life is beautiful and I have time
January 18, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Actually life is beautiful and I have time
Incredible and deeply haunting video on the current state of the Russo-Ukrainian War
youtube.com/watch?v=9rKu...
youtube.com/watch?v=9rKu...
I Went To Ukraine’s Killzone Frontline
YouTube video by Justin Taylor
youtube.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Incredible and deeply haunting video on the current state of the Russo-Ukrainian War
youtube.com/watch?v=9rKu...
youtube.com/watch?v=9rKu...
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple is really good and I thoroughly enjoyed it I rate it 8 out of 12 inches I mean 12 inches I mean Google how do I get infected with the Rage Virus but only on my dick I mean
January 18, 2026 at 1:59 PM
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple is really good and I thoroughly enjoyed it I rate it 8 out of 12 inches I mean 12 inches I mean Google how do I get infected with the Rage Virus but only on my dick I mean
Annoyed that I literally fell asleep on the sofa but now cant sleep in bed -_-
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Annoyed that I literally fell asleep on the sofa but now cant sleep in bed -_-
My niece was complaining about the Stranger Things finale being a bit shite and she said to me "has that ever happened to you? A show you really liked suddenly mucks it all up in the last season for no reason?" and I just started staring off into the middle distance real glassy eyed and quiet
January 15, 2026 at 9:55 PM
My niece was complaining about the Stranger Things finale being a bit shite and she said to me "has that ever happened to you? A show you really liked suddenly mucks it all up in the last season for no reason?" and I just started staring off into the middle distance real glassy eyed and quiet
It's me burfday 2day
January 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
It's me burfday 2day