Elrond Hubbard
banner
owenthomas.bsky.social
Elrond Hubbard
@owenthomas.bsky.social
Remember when RoboCop shot that dude in the dick?
I know a lot happens in this crazy world of ours but this being a real thing that happened is fucking insane to me. Legitimately a little bit insane
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 PM
¡No pasarán!
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Very cool Instagram thank you for banning every sex worker but letting all the Nazis stay thank you
November 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My fiance is trying to get proposed to a second time
November 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Make sure you get your STD tests done on the regular, gang.

In the UK & Eïre, you can get free at-home tests via SH:24!

sh24.org.uk
sh24.ie
October 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Halo, the game series that literally made Xbox, is now gonna be on PS5
October 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
13 nights to Halloween
movie countdown

Night 6 - The Shining
October 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
13 nights to Halloween
movie countdown

Night 5 - Blair Witch Project
October 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
13 nights to Halloween
movie countdown

Night 4 - 30 Days of Night
October 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I look like this btw
October 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
13 nights to Halloween
movie countdown

Night 3 - REC
October 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
13 nights to Halloween movie countdown

Night 2 - The Mist
October 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Gonna do a 13 nights to Halloween movie countdown

Night 1 - Near Dark
October 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
When the property listing has a top down floor plan
October 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My naked body is best left undiscovered like an Amazonian tribe
October 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Shout out to Miss Howe my Year 8 design tech teacher
October 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Give it to beautiful women in the hope they pretend to like me for an UNINTERRUPTED 17 minutes
October 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
If you hang your bog roll under you are on the Epstein flight logs
October 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I regularly scratch my balls and then sniff my fingers for some reason? #TruthNuke
October 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
"Finally, after all this time, I retire tomorrow!"
October 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If it's slow zombies, probably the first year
If it's runners I am finding a gun and blowing my shit smoove off ASAP
October 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I miss "George Bush does not care about Black people" Kanye
October 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Yes I'm jumping over a fence 19 times
October 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The Dunk & Egg trailer legitimately looks really good
October 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
September 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM