You are my little frog ❤️

A lesson in patience

What's your opinion on Cats

The spectre of bisexuality is haunting all of us!

Makes sense you'd live in Homo Town 🤨

Loved your performance as the villager in Minecraft ❤️

I jumped into a brook and got my legs wet!!! It's not like I was Mark Wahlberg in the Oscar-nominated 2016 disaster action movie Deepwater Horizon (inspired by real events)

Ah that explains where the rockin' bod and avowed distate for conservatism comes from 😘

Dude your mum was a smokeshow I see where you get it from

Honestly mate some people need a hug 😭

Same, I get laid on a fairly regular basis but the point of me banging isn't to prove that I'm totally fine and not in emotional turmoil

"Threesomes are so fun" "omg I forgot how crazy gangbangs can get" "hooking up with 2 people in the same day like I'm at uni again" we all saw your posts about getting a divorce dude please stop the Pantomime and be vulnerable