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He/it. Lab Rat Bastard™, small demon lad raised by a pack of mad science. ½ of @shadybug.bsky.social, ⅙ of a person.
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from now on if some rando comes out of nowhere just to argue with me uncivilly about harmless shit im just going to block them. trying to have actual conversation with people like that is just exhausting me and it never goes anywhere. go yell at someone who deserves it instead.
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Okay so I was cutting a promo in the park today and I did a sarcastic little clap and it just so happened that a pavilion full of people nearby also started applauding lmao
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
where did my ability to send messages go. i have friends i can literally only contact on instagram and i need to send an important message to one rn. can someone help me i hate this fucking app
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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beats hemingway by two words
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 AM
rewatched Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island for my first time as an adult

there's a part where the gang says "the zombies are the good guys!" in direct reference to people explicitly stated to have been confederate soldiers

why did someone think that was both good and necessary to include 🤨
November 9, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Artist be like if I shift this line 0.05 cm to the left, increase overlay by 2%, and move this character’s head slightly by 3° will make a life changing difference that everyone notices
November 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
just spent the last 2 hours going through the entirety of a "do you know this video game sound effect" tumblr blog that's been posting since 1 year ago. in case anyone's wondering how my time management skills are going.
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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The union is calling on people to boycott btw!!
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.

Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.

Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.
November 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I need menswear guy to get into wrestling so he can talk about suits in wrestling
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
TIL asriel dreemurr fursuit on official pittsburgh website
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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:)
October 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM