Lasagnafication of America incoming
Pizza Hut’s great error is that they’re not personal pan-ing everything
February 7, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Lasagnafication of America incoming
I would do this too because it ruled but also because I'd get to spend two of every four weeks in Hawaii.
Obviously, you’d take ANY championship in ANY fashion you can get, but the Eagles winning the Super Bowl the first time in an all-time great game in the most unlikeliest of ways and then being the big, bad wolf and kicking ass the second time was pretty perfect.
February 7, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I would do this too because it ruled but also because I'd get to spend two of every four weeks in Hawaii.
I try not to be a humorless scold about things, but prediction markets shouldn't exist.
February 6, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I try not to be a humorless scold about things, but prediction markets shouldn't exist.
Probably the third best playcaller in this game
Patriots OC Josh McDaniels wins 2025 Assistant Coach of the Year award.
February 6, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Probably the third best playcaller in this game
They haven't yet invented a groan loud enough to react to this type of thing
February 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
They haven't yet invented a groan loud enough to react to this type of thing
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Charlie Brown, nose to the bathroom mirror, fogging it up with his hot breathy tears, calling himself a fucking idiot
Last week, Joel Embiid pleaded with the Sixers owners not to make the team worse by ducking the tax.
The Sixers proceeded to dump Jared McCain and Eric Gordon for one 1st, three 2nds, a 2nd-round pick swap and zero players.
BUT AT LEAST THEY DUCKED THE TAX AGAIN WOOT WOOT
The Sixers proceeded to dump Jared McCain and Eric Gordon for one 1st, three 2nds, a 2nd-round pick swap and zero players.
BUT AT LEAST THEY DUCKED THE TAX AGAIN WOOT WOOT
February 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Charlie Brown, nose to the bathroom mirror, fogging it up with his hot breathy tears, calling himself a fucking idiot
Dude I'm gonna inflate a Scabby the Rat outside the Camden facility. I don't even care if that makes sense.
No more Sixers trades.
February 5, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Dude I'm gonna inflate a Scabby the Rat outside the Camden facility. I don't even care if that makes sense.
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Daryl Morey is far too distracted by bitcoin crashing
February 5, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Daryl Morey is far too distracted by bitcoin crashing
See, it IS possible to win your arbitration case in MLB. I think it was the 2nd consecutive runaway Cy Young that really sealed it for him.
Tarik Skubal wins his arbitration hearing against the Tigers.
He will earn $32M in 2026.
He will earn $32M in 2026.
February 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
See, it IS possible to win your arbitration case in MLB. I think it was the 2nd consecutive runaway Cy Young that really sealed it for him.
Tim McManus has a hit rate of about 100%, so that is how that shit went down. I am just placing blind trust in Jeff and Howie that they made the right call allowing Sirianni to remain.
February 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Tim McManus has a hit rate of about 100%, so that is how that shit went down. I am just placing blind trust in Jeff and Howie that they made the right call allowing Sirianni to remain.
Eagles have had an oddly strong run of offensive line coaches for most of my life. They are probably due to hire an absolute potato.
February 5, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Eagles have had an oddly strong run of offensive line coaches for most of my life. They are probably due to hire an absolute potato.
In a vacuum the Sixers McCain trade is unremarkable. However, given Harris' tax ducking proclivities, it is completely justified for fans to kill them for it. They have not earned enough benefit of the doubt for us to wait for the other hypothetical shoe to drop.
February 4, 2026 at 9:57 PM
In a vacuum the Sixers McCain trade is unremarkable. However, given Harris' tax ducking proclivities, it is completely justified for fans to kill them for it. They have not earned enough benefit of the doubt for us to wait for the other hypothetical shoe to drop.
Phillies talking a South Jersey kid into a one year pillow deal would be too interesting. We're gonna end up signing Paul Blackburn or someone else who makes me want to smoke.
February 4, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Phillies talking a South Jersey kid into a one year pillow deal would be too interesting. We're gonna end up signing Paul Blackburn or someone else who makes me want to smoke.
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I second this! ⬇️⬇️⬇️
brief timeout from the NBA trade deadline to say support local journalism. the Philadelphia Inquirer is a great place to start
February 4, 2026 at 8:51 PM
I second this! ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Jesus Christ, brother
Christian McCaffrey on the electrical substation theory, via Noah Furtado:
"When it comes to EMFs and 5G and phones and blue light and Wi-Fi, it's not nothing."
"When it comes to EMFs and 5G and phones and blue light and Wi-Fi, it's not nothing."
February 3, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Jesus Christ, brother
The special to fill Mikie Sherrill's seat has resulted in me getting more political mail than any other election in my life. So, I think every person who loses this primary should go to jail for abusing my phone and mailbox in a losing effort.
January 31, 2026 at 12:54 AM
The special to fill Mikie Sherrill's seat has resulted in me getting more political mail than any other election in my life. So, I think every person who loses this primary should go to jail for abusing my phone and mailbox in a losing effort.
The Sixers owner shows up scores of times in emails released Friday by the U.S. Department of Justice, covering a period after Epstein's conviction for solicitation of sex with a minor.
New Epstein files show years of email exchanges with Sixers co-owner Josh Harris
www.inquirer.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:55 PM
The way these creeps talk over email is the real crime
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
The way these creeps talk over email is the real crime
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Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
January 30, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Yahoo with the frontrunner for Most Insane Social Graphic of 2026
In this household we ride for Handsome Rich
So, what's next? Dunno, I got a little time to figure it out.
I do have one idea, though: What if I kept doing the same newsletter independently? Who knows, it might even be better.
If that's something you might be interested in, drop your email here 👇
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I do have one idea, though: What if I kept doing the same newsletter independently? Who knows, it might even be better.
If that's something you might be interested in, drop your email here 👇
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January 30, 2026 at 3:59 PM
In this household we ride for Handsome Rich
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January 30, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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That people are taking Tom Homan, a documented corrupt goon who built up the infrastructure of mass deportation in this county, as some voice of reason is a failure of an entire society.
January 29, 2026 at 1:47 PM
That people are taking Tom Homan, a documented corrupt goon who built up the infrastructure of mass deportation in this county, as some voice of reason is a failure of an entire society.
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I think the key that unlocks Dan was his desire to share the things he loved with other people. Wouldn’t be the worst way to honor him if we make the effort to do that for the things we love, too. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...
Dan McQuade, 1983–2026 | Defector
Dan McQuade, our friend and colleague, died this week at the age of 43. He is survived by his wife and young son. At the end of 2024, Dan was diagnosed with neuroendocrine cancer. The news of his diag...
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January 29, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I think the key that unlocks Dan was his desire to share the things he loved with other people. Wouldn’t be the worst way to honor him if we make the effort to do that for the things we love, too. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...