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🇵🇭🇺🇸/ software engineer/lion dancer/ into birds 🐦‍⬛ food 🍔🍱 90s vibes🌙🌸/horror games👻💀🔪

Any 🇳🇱 companies looking for a C#/C++ SWE from 🇺🇸? 10YoE

Consuming air and trying not to care (failing very badly at this (the second part, not the first)). ✌️😎

🏳️‍⚧️rights💖
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14 Programming Languages with the Best YouTube Channels to Learn From:

❯ C ➟ The Net Ninja
❯ C++ ➟ CodeBeauty
❯ C# ➟ Brackeys
❯ Golang ➟ Tech School
❯ Java ➟ Programming with Mosh
❯ JavaScript ➟ Traversy Media
❯ Kotlin ➟ Coding in Flow
❯ Lua ➟ TheCodingTrain
❯ PHP ➟ Traversy Media
August 22, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Everytime someone mentions their use of GenAI in a conversation I instantly feel two red minus signs appear above my head.
August 17, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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January 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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I love pigeons.
Especially because they walk like this.
January 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Windows NT 4.0 Startup 💫
January 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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January 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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*staring into the abyss*

Me: 👁️👄👁️ So what ARE we?
January 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sometimes I just sit and think of beautiful places that are just out there in the world that are just existing right now. And then I think about how I’m here instead. Working.
January 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase
January 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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why don’t computers have these cupholders anymore… they were so useful
January 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days
January 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Not me accidentally writing

death=death

Literally me like:
January 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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January 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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January 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Oh this is wicked, I like it very much.
January 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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January 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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This Week's Onion Magazine:
‘Cultivate A Growth Mindset’ And 40 Other Phrases That Give Sad Sacks Like You False Hope
January 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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