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self-radicaliz'd panopticonoclast, circumeloquacious vituperator & gadfly in the ointment: agent of doubt
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This is Rep. Tarik Khan (State PA 194) talking about Freedom House Ambulance Service and the history about it.

Freedom House, founded in 1967 in Pittsburgh's Hill District, was the first US emergency service staffed by paramedics, primarily serving Black neighborhoods.
#BlackHistoryMonth
#ProudBlue
February 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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Walk for Peace in DC! I caught up with them on Embassy Row. They were trailed by a huge crowd. Really inspiring to see
February 10, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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Maryland lawmakers express concerns as ICE intends to open detention center in Hagerstown
Maryland lawmakers express concerns as ICE intends to open detention center in Hagerstown
A group of Maryland lawmakers expressed several concerns after learning that ICE is planning to open a detention center in Washington County.
www.cbsnews.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Maryland!
February 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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Attention Maryland: this article mentions additional locations in Hyattsville, MD

@vanhollen.senate.gov @alsobrooks.senate.gov @elfreth.house.gov @govwesmoore.bsky.social
NEW: ICE has a plan to lease offices across the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign.

Today, @wired.com is publishing dozens of those locations. Many are near schools, medical offices, and places of worship.

Vital work from @leahfeiger.bsky.social that I'm proud to publish.
ICE Is Expanding Across the US at Breakneck Speed. Here’s Where It’s Going Next
ICE plans to lease offices throughout the US as part of a secret, months-long expansion campaign. WIRED is publishing dozens of these locations.
www.wired.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:58 PM
speaking of which, is it too late to make the smurfs theme song the official fight song of ice?
February 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
i have seen compelling evidence that bovino is three-ketchup-bottles high

but mr. lyons looks a lot smaller there in front of the committee.
February 10, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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One thing I would like to see more public discussion on as an attorney is the concept of Modus Operandi.

It’s where there is a pattern of repeated conduct by a perpetrator from which he does not stray.

Content warning: I’m going to tell you what Epstein’s was, because I’ve read every word of
February 10, 2026 at 12:09 AM
is the assumption across the board, as i think mr. khanna observed, that there were no male victims?
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
maybe, in lieu of immediately impeaching him, congress would consider inviting nutlick’s children to come testify about their visit to the island.

and then impeach him.
February 10, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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RFK Jr. has been pushing anti-vax conspiracies for decades, so it's ABSURD to see his colleagues try to pretend that he's actually been pro-vaccines.

And this measles outbreak isn't just on RFK Jr.—it's on everyone who enables his dangerous grift.
BASH: Is this measles outbreak a consequence of the administration undermining support for vaccines?

DR OZ: I don't believe so. Secretary Kennedy has been advocating for measles vaccines

BASH: Oh, come on
February 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 8:48 PM
does the limited still exist?

does victoria’s secret?

you’re i’m sure all the malevolent eroticization was compartmentalized,

sexiness — as fed to us by 20th c advertisers — is surely still good!
February 9, 2026 at 8:16 PM
they only don’t like my ai slop because they don’t appreciate how artisanally bespoke it all is
February 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
i woke in a guilty panic saturday, mid-afternoon, that i had not communicated with management friday about the monday holiday.

future me really fuckin up the present.
February 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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Concentration camps:

“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
Exclusive: Detention Center Captives Are Throwing Lotion Bottles Wrapped With Notes to Organizers Outside Otay Mesa Facility ~ L.A. TACO
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh," an Otay Mesa captive communicated through handwritten note. "We are all in one big room with no doors...
lataco.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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When you‘ve made the Mennonites mad.
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
no 20 is t00 many; there can be only 1 00mph
February 9, 2026 at 7:01 AM
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Every Super Bowl ad was just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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We are eventually going to win — tonight was a grand reminder of that — but Trump and his goons are pulling out all the stops along the way.
Tonight was wonderful, but don’t miss this —>

On Friday night, two Fifth Circuit judges gave Trump exactly what he wants to enact mass detentions. Judges Edith Jones and Kyle Duncan split with more than 150 judges who have ruled against the Trump admin's new, harsh interpretation of a 1996 law.
Two judges on the Fifth Circuit gave Trump exactly what he wants to enact mass detentions
On Friday night, Judges Edith Jones and Kyle Duncan split with more than 150 judges who have ruled against the Trump admin's unilateral, harsh interpretation of a 1996 law.
www.lawdork.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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If only there were a newspaper in Washington, perhaps one owned by a person of considerable wealth, that still employed “metro” reporters who could cover a story of such intense local interest and importance
People of DC, more than two weeks into being totally iced in, now get news of measles spread—brought in by Right to Life marchers.

Looking for people exposed on the Metro, at DCA, at Children's Hospital, on Amtrak.

Gee, thanks, RFKJr et al.

dchealth.dc.gov/release/heal...
Health Officials Investigating Measles Exposures to DC Residents
(Washington, DC) - DC Health was notified of multiple confirmed cases of measles whose carriers visited multiple locations in the District while contagious. DC Health is informing people who were at t...
dchealth.dc.gov
February 9, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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grief tallow. roast grief. grief jerky
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 AM
oh i think it must have been this thanks for nothin

oversightdemocrats.house.gov/imo/media/do...
oversightdemocrats.house.gov
February 9, 2026 at 5:32 AM
ok barak obama is a high bar.

can you start with just don't shit yourself in public?
February 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM