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my own lyin’ eyes
@oomph.bsky.social
self-radicaliz'd panopticonoclast, circumeloquacious vituperator & gadfly in the ointment: agent of doubt
have you considered “report suspicious activities” signboards?

also: set up cash rewards; aim to establish cooperators.
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
maximize charging
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
also didn't it sound like our predecessors failed by prioritizing military might and global influence which is untenable and we will fix it by prioritizing global influence and military might, and these other costly things?
December 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
you analytics are bad.
your metrics are bad.
your evaluations are bad.
your values are bad.

more bad & skewed & valueless even than the mad ave market/demographic/profiling firms who’ve been pouring millions into it for generations

but remain false shallow & valueless.
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
where the fuck are the fruits of your vaunted analytics?
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
just do the goddamn thing & otherwise remain transparent
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
you shouldn’t interrupt my use of your product to introduce a new feature that solves a problem my use of your product has never raised
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM