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valorizou bem
February 10, 2026 at 9:28 PM
depende da coragem da pessoa
February 10, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Mas a Itália sempre teve uma veia latina
February 10, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

gradient.horse
gradient.horse
Draw a horse, watch it run!
gradient.horse
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Tem muita coisa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Achei perdido nos meus favoritos esse site artvee.com com acervos de pinturas de domínio público em alta resolução

bom pra estudos e papel de parede :)
Artvee
Browse and download high-resolution, public domain Paintings, Drawings, Illustrations and Posters.
artvee.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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perguntamos pra nossa amiga nascida em 2001 se ela já abriu a barsa e ela "o que é isso? dar o cu?"
February 4, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Adoro o conceito de enganar a fome
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Imagina se vou querer conversa com quem tava nadando no esgoto..
February 9, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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E la marquita de la BCG em lo braço
AHORA TODOS QUIEREN SER LATINOS

PERO LES FALTA EL SAZÓN
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Já uso muito do que está aqui, outras acabei de conhecer. Muito legal, mesmo!
February 9, 2026 at 12:19 PM
hj a providência interviu em meu favor
meu carro esquentou no meio da av boa viagem e parei no acostamento. qnd me preparava para andar uns bons metros até um posto, um funcionário de um prédio saiu com uma mangueira para aguar as plantas
muito simpático o senhorzinho :)
February 9, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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- que dios bendiga uruguay chile peru brasil argentina colombia panama etc etc y mi patria puerto rico
- y los united states?
- se jodan ellos
February 9, 2026 at 11:17 AM
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"Nikolismo ganha força", vc quis dizer eletricidade
February 9, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
VC, founder, dumbass
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-bad-bunny/
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Uma coisa é certa: Rocky >>>>>>>>> TARS
Project Hail Mary (March 20): Final trailer

Very good trailer for what promises to be a great sci-fi movie, but beware, it reveals a lot about the story and, above all, shows a lot of Rocky. ☝️
Project Hail Mary | Final Trailer
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Comecei a receber mensagens de golpe assim que abri o MEI e continuo recebendo, mas sou macaco velho e nunca caí em um
February 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
minha cabeça começou a doer e comecei a listar o que poderia ser

1. tomei café? ainda não
2. estou de óculos? não

fica parecendo que me odeio (sim)
February 8, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Denunciado e bloqueqdo
February 8, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Por aqui, vou finalmente começar The Pitt com a ajuda do velho e famoso torrent :)
February 7, 2026 at 10:27 PM
comecei a assistir um vídeo no yt que estava com o título em português, mas comecei a achar muito estranho o português falado, algumas expressões nada a ver.. daí que me dei conta que era tradução automática por IA
que ódio, que ódio disso tudo pqp
February 7, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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the modern equivalent of the ford pinto. they should be pulled off the road.
Tesla driver’s devastating 911 call while stuck in fiery car revealed: ‘Help please … I am going to die’

A 20-year-old Tesla driver pleaded with a 911 operator to save his life as he was trapped in a burning car, according to a wrongful death lawsuit against Tesla filed by his mother on Wednesday.
Tesla driver’s devastating 911 call while stuck in fiery car revealed: ‘Help please … I am going to die’
A 20-year-old Tesla driver pleaded with a 911 operator to save his life as he was trapped in a burning vehicle, according to a wrongful death lawsuit against Tesla filed by his mother on Wednesday.
nypost.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
é a nuvem da amazon, onde metade da internet está hospedada
February 7, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is.

GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart.

But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.
December 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM