ONKEN
@onkenreloaded.bsky.social
I came, I saw, I made it awkward.
@derrydoll78.bsky.social Welcome to the other side 😁
March 21, 2024 at 6:01 AM
@derrydoll78.bsky.social Welcome to the other side 😁
I have almost 6 weeks between paydays.
One month off.
3 kids to visit in 3 totally different locations in the UK.
I'm going to be living on Noodle butties for 2 weeks aren't I.
One month off.
3 kids to visit in 3 totally different locations in the UK.
I'm going to be living on Noodle butties for 2 weeks aren't I.
January 8, 2024 at 3:47 PM
I have almost 6 weeks between paydays.
One month off.
3 kids to visit in 3 totally different locations in the UK.
I'm going to be living on Noodle butties for 2 weeks aren't I.
One month off.
3 kids to visit in 3 totally different locations in the UK.
I'm going to be living on Noodle butties for 2 weeks aren't I.
I've been sacked from the dermatology job.
They've just given me my E45.
They've just given me my E45.
January 8, 2024 at 7:28 AM
I've been sacked from the dermatology job.
They've just given me my E45.
They've just given me my E45.
4 years ago today a joke on the local community FB page made me public enemy number one. It was worth it.
December 6, 2023 at 7:19 PM
4 years ago today a joke on the local community FB page made me public enemy number one. It was worth it.
Just got a job at the chess factory.
I'm on knights next week.
I'm on knights next week.
December 2, 2023 at 8:50 PM
Just got a job at the chess factory.
I'm on knights next week.
I'm on knights next week.
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I keep being accused of wrongly pronouncing the names of French cities. That's not nice.
November 4, 2023 at 9:09 AM
I keep being accused of wrongly pronouncing the names of French cities. That's not nice.
Repost with a banger picture of you
November 1, 2023 at 8:13 PM
Repost with a banger picture of you
I'm in a band called The leather patches.
We do Elbow covers.
We do Elbow covers.
November 1, 2023 at 7:57 PM
I'm in a band called The leather patches.
We do Elbow covers.
We do Elbow covers.
I've just held a Halloween seance and we contacted the spirit of Gloria Gaynor.
At first I was afraid..
At first I was afraid..
October 31, 2023 at 10:08 PM
I've just held a Halloween seance and we contacted the spirit of Gloria Gaynor.
At first I was afraid..
At first I was afraid..
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Never thought I’d ever say this, but that’s too much gravy.
October 24, 2023 at 4:58 PM
Never thought I’d ever say this, but that’s too much gravy.
Minuscule cut on my thumb but it's on my seasoning hand and I keep salting it.
The air is blue.
The air is blue.
October 16, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Minuscule cut on my thumb but it's on my seasoning hand and I keep salting it.
The air is blue.
The air is blue.
@missvtt.bsky.social Instant follow back when I see a Pixies tee. It's science 🤓🎸
October 16, 2023 at 3:49 PM
@missvtt.bsky.social Instant follow back when I see a Pixies tee. It's science 🤓🎸
@cheekychops.bsky.social is here.
Now we can get the party started 🙌
Now we can get the party started 🙌
October 14, 2023 at 3:11 PM
@cheekychops.bsky.social is here.
Now we can get the party started 🙌
Now we can get the party started 🙌
Evening all. Today was a doozie.
October 7, 2023 at 7:44 PM
Evening all. Today was a doozie.
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The Vitamin C content in the family pack of Jaffa cakes I ate for breakfast
October 6, 2023 at 2:55 PM
The Vitamin C content in the family pack of Jaffa cakes I ate for breakfast
Any idea what this means?
October 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
Any idea what this means?
It was me.
I let the dogs out.
I let the dogs out.
Call me cynical but I don't believe Robert De Niro was waiting for Bananarama.
October 2, 2023 at 10:12 PM
It was me.
I let the dogs out.
I let the dogs out.
Repost with some Leg.
(Lots of leggage here)
(Lots of leggage here)
October 1, 2023 at 6:49 AM
Repost with some Leg.
(Lots of leggage here)
(Lots of leggage here)
How the fuck is it October already?
October 1, 2023 at 5:58 AM
How the fuck is it October already?