Lee-ish
@rednuopdnuorg.bsky.social
Decorator. Barbigerous bon viveur. Talks shit. Pop culture aficionado. Cats. Cake. Knobhead.
Found this in my belly button.
January 25, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Found this in my belly button.
A midweek motivational message from me and the cat.
It’s like the kings speech but for visual learners.
It’s like the kings speech but for visual learners.
January 21, 2026 at 5:40 AM
A midweek motivational message from me and the cat.
It’s like the kings speech but for visual learners.
It’s like the kings speech but for visual learners.
Put your hand in. I double d-o-g dare you.
January 20, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Put your hand in. I double d-o-g dare you.
Does exactly what it says on the shirt pal.
Unfortunately “micropenis wielding expert” was a bit pricey as they charge by the letter.
Unfortunately “micropenis wielding expert” was a bit pricey as they charge by the letter.
January 15, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Does exactly what it says on the shirt pal.
Unfortunately “micropenis wielding expert” was a bit pricey as they charge by the letter.
Unfortunately “micropenis wielding expert” was a bit pricey as they charge by the letter.
Just had a scam call from someone about my “outstanding debt” and honestly I didn’t know they were into unsolicited compliments too 🥰
January 14, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Just had a scam call from someone about my “outstanding debt” and honestly I didn’t know they were into unsolicited compliments too 🥰
27 years ago this month The Sopranos, one of the greatest tv show of all time, premiered on HBO.
January 13, 2026 at 9:50 PM
27 years ago this month The Sopranos, one of the greatest tv show of all time, premiered on HBO.
Oliver keeps staring out the window at the snow like some sort of war widow, or that woman who killed DiCaprio in the ocean.
January 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Oliver keeps staring out the window at the snow like some sort of war widow, or that woman who killed DiCaprio in the ocean.
The roads are black with ice so we’re chilling indoors.
Just dudes being dudes really.
Just dudes being dudes really.
January 10, 2026 at 4:51 PM
The roads are black with ice so we’re chilling indoors.
Just dudes being dudes really.
Just dudes being dudes really.
He’s very confused.
January 8, 2026 at 9:40 PM
He’s very confused.
This looks like one of those Facebook CCTV photos looking for someone who stole an 8 pack of sausages and a jar of Kenco from the local Nisa.
January 8, 2026 at 6:51 PM
This looks like one of those Facebook CCTV photos looking for someone who stole an 8 pack of sausages and a jar of Kenco from the local Nisa.
Went to the toilet at 5am and the cats all ran and hid like we were hiding from the window cleaner.
January 8, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Went to the toilet at 5am and the cats all ran and hid like we were hiding from the window cleaner.
He’s been watching Instagram again.
January 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
He’s been watching Instagram again.
If this were a cartoon he’d have a thought bubble above his head with a fish in it.
January 6, 2026 at 6:39 PM
If this were a cartoon he’d have a thought bubble above his head with a fish in it.
Become ungovernable.
January 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Become ungovernable.
He looks like he’s just been caught on an episode of “Cheaters”.
January 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
He looks like he’s just been caught on an episode of “Cheaters”.
Don’t blame me if you zoom in and look into his eyes. Because suddenly it’ll be Saturday night and you have bought him a pack of ham.
January 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Don’t blame me if you zoom in and look into his eyes. Because suddenly it’ll be Saturday night and you have bought him a pack of ham.
Make your own sex joke about the flavour you heathen bastards.
Also has like how my thumb looks like it’s holding the Dorito. 10/10.
Also has like how my thumb looks like it’s holding the Dorito. 10/10.
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Make your own sex joke about the flavour you heathen bastards.
Also has like how my thumb looks like it’s holding the Dorito. 10/10.
Also has like how my thumb looks like it’s holding the Dorito. 10/10.
Imagine hating me and we’re just over here like this in the new year.
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Imagine hating me and we’re just over here like this in the new year.
I’ll be honest lads, I’m starting to think the minute difference between 11.59pm and 12.00am tonight isn’t going to solve all my problems.
a close up of a woman 's face making a funny face .
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I’ll be honest lads, I’m starting to think the minute difference between 11.59pm and 12.00am tonight isn’t going to solve all my problems.
You just gotta accept you’re gonna be covered in cat hair sometimes, so she can watch and imagine eating all the birds.
December 31, 2025 at 1:03 PM
You just gotta accept you’re gonna be covered in cat hair sometimes, so she can watch and imagine eating all the birds.
Got my 1st date of the new year already lined up 🎉
I mean it's a court date for stuffing a baguette I hadn’t paid for down each leg in Tesco's, then running about awkwardly whilst shouting "Lieutenant Dan, you got new legs!"
But it's still a date, and I'm dressing up.
I mean it's a court date for stuffing a baguette I hadn’t paid for down each leg in Tesco's, then running about awkwardly whilst shouting "Lieutenant Dan, you got new legs!"
But it's still a date, and I'm dressing up.
December 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Got my 1st date of the new year already lined up 🎉
I mean it's a court date for stuffing a baguette I hadn’t paid for down each leg in Tesco's, then running about awkwardly whilst shouting "Lieutenant Dan, you got new legs!"
But it's still a date, and I'm dressing up.
I mean it's a court date for stuffing a baguette I hadn’t paid for down each leg in Tesco's, then running about awkwardly whilst shouting "Lieutenant Dan, you got new legs!"
But it's still a date, and I'm dressing up.
My mate has been sick and mostly bedridden over Christmas and New Year, so I went round today and took some presents plus a large bottle of rum.
Fingers crossed, he won't even notice they're gone.
Fingers crossed, he won't even notice they're gone.
a man in a suit and tie is giving a thumbs up while sitting in a chair .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a thumbs up while sitting in a chair .
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My mate has been sick and mostly bedridden over Christmas and New Year, so I went round today and took some presents plus a large bottle of rum.
Fingers crossed, he won't even notice they're gone.
Fingers crossed, he won't even notice they're gone.
"So anyway, I find Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth.
Now, what time are we getting off 😏”
Now, what time are we getting off 😏”
December 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
"So anyway, I find Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social distinctions predicated upon wealth, especially inherited wealth.
Now, what time are we getting off 😏”
Now, what time are we getting off 😏”
He’s so needy. Just a monochrome ball of needy fluff.
December 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
He’s so needy. Just a monochrome ball of needy fluff.