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this again?

yinzer in a strange land (new england)
Pinned
reintroduction: ten years ago I was a member of a crack commando unit, sentenced to prison for a crime we did not commit. we promptly escaped the maximum security stockade to the los angeles underground and now make our living as soldiers of fortune…
my bathtub lift up
my walls do a 360
we got the shit that the government got
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
the thing about going home is I’ve moderated my drinking almost to the point of nonexistence, because I didn’t like how central it was to many activities but I also didn’t want “not drinking” to be as big a deal as “drinking” because that kinda defeats the purpose
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
this is real good, thanks doc
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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“I go to bed at nine o’clock”: sad, maybe pathetic
“lights out at twenty one hundred”: martial, disciplined, maybe praiseworthy
March 15, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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God help thee, old man, thy thoughts have created a creature in thee
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I hate this fucking football team
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Annual reminder about turkey frying safety:
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
she’s not one but I know therapy dogs are real because watching a shit-ass steelers game is tolerable when I’m petting her
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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tracker is temu reacher
September 22, 2024 at 7:32 PM
this shitty, frequently flooded parking lot is high key one of the most beautiful spots in the city
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
which of the quarterbacks that I viscerally hate will my team start in forty-five minutes? it’s the question everyone is asking! I don’t care! I might not even watch!
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I AM GOING TO FIGHT A POLICE HORSE WITH A HAMMER AND I AM GOING TO WIN
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 AM
the california (pa) vulcans? in victory formation? in a playoff game?
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I hate that the machine drawn animation is getting good enough that I’m having a hard time distinguishing it from regular dogshit animation
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
getting stoned like an old testament prophet, watching a college football game in which I have absolutely zero rooting interest, and listening to a dead show from the late eighties. if this isn’t nice I don’t know what is
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
got that good leaf mould scent today
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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cow tools like and share if u agree
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I’m not paying for it, does he get rid of the bamboo?
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Striding confidently, and with perfect posture, towards Bethlehem
April 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
captain don’s habitat, bonaire, netherlands antilles
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
they are when I’m doing them, and I’m real good at it
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
sven ole thorson
Name your fav character actor/actress.
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
*shang tsung voice* it has begun!
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Allegheny Uprising, by Billy Al Bengston
American, 1934-2022
1970

More info: https://www.artic.edu/artworks/36936
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM