Nick Decker
@onanrulz.bsky.social
The Kenny G of drinking. [he/him/his]
Say what you want about the ills of medieval Catholicism (please do!), but much of the current state of our dystopia can be tracked back to the protestant theological concept of just sitting around saying “I know in my heart Jesus believes I’m doing the right thing.”
January 22, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Say what you want about the ills of medieval Catholicism (please do!), but much of the current state of our dystopia can be tracked back to the protestant theological concept of just sitting around saying “I know in my heart Jesus believes I’m doing the right thing.”
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The DFL has issued Somali, Spanish, and Hmong non-attendee caucus forms to make it easier for those targeted by ICE to participate. I've placed them on my website for ease of access: www.abetterdfl.org/forms
Forms — A Better DFL
www.abetterdfl.org
January 21, 2026 at 6:31 PM
The DFL has issued Somali, Spanish, and Hmong non-attendee caucus forms to make it easier for those targeted by ICE to participate. I've placed them on my website for ease of access: www.abetterdfl.org/forms
Y’all it’s 30 minutes past midnight. Please don’t make me wake up my wife.
January 21, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Y’all it’s 30 minutes past midnight. Please don’t make me wake up my wife.
Hi! I’m a precinct chair in SD50.
DO NOT GIVE TO THE STATE DFL.
Anything you want to donate to a party should go DIRECTLY TO YOUR LOCAL PARTY UNIT.
Your local treasurers know how to spend money better than any Silicon Valley fraud.
DO NOT GIVE TO THE STATE DFL.
Anything you want to donate to a party should go DIRECTLY TO YOUR LOCAL PARTY UNIT.
Your local treasurers know how to spend money better than any Silicon Valley fraud.
I've noted that some folks are not happy with this campaign. But all I'll say is there has been lots of criticism about Ds not meeting the moment. The DFL has put together a real program and is working to meet the moment. It's a program other state parties can learn from as these tactics spread 1/
I've launched a campaign to raise money for the Democratic Party of Minnesota (@dfl.org) to help them combat ICE's lawless assault. MN Dem Chair Richard Carlbom joined me for the kickoff. Learn more, donate, and let's rally for the courageous people of Minnesota, together! 👇
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January 18, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Hi! I’m a precinct chair in SD50.
DO NOT GIVE TO THE STATE DFL.
Anything you want to donate to a party should go DIRECTLY TO YOUR LOCAL PARTY UNIT.
Your local treasurers know how to spend money better than any Silicon Valley fraud.
DO NOT GIVE TO THE STATE DFL.
Anything you want to donate to a party should go DIRECTLY TO YOUR LOCAL PARTY UNIT.
Your local treasurers know how to spend money better than any Silicon Valley fraud.
Anyway, I hope part of the reason he dropped was so he could run nationally in 2028 because it will be pleasant to watch him lose his own state on Super Tuesday.
I think it’s good that Walz dropped out because his response to the last seven days would have lost him the election.
January 15, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Anyway, I hope part of the reason he dropped was so he could run nationally in 2028 because it will be pleasant to watch him lose his own state on Super Tuesday.
I think it’s good that Walz dropped out because his response to the last seven days would have lost him the election.
January 15, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I think it’s good that Walz dropped out because his response to the last seven days would have lost him the election.
Some real John Brown/Gavrilo Princip energy from this guy. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/14/w...
Renfrew Christie Dies at 76; Sabotaged Racist Regime’s Nuclear Program
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Some real John Brown/Gavrilo Princip energy from this guy. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/14/w...
Ethnic cleansing is when 80 students at your local preschool are kept home out of fear.
January 15, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Ethnic cleansing is when 80 students at your local preschool are kept home out of fear.
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Hey, uh, everyone on my timeline throwing RIP out there, I’m assuming the P stands for piss.
January 13, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Hey, uh, everyone on my timeline throwing RIP out there, I’m assuming the P stands for piss.
Hey did Trump help out Scott Adams yet?
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Hey did Trump help out Scott Adams yet?
You, virgin: Terrified of the widening gyre
Me, chad: Anxiously awaiting the widening gyro
Me, chad: Anxiously awaiting the widening gyro
January 13, 2026 at 3:24 PM
You, virgin: Terrified of the widening gyre
Me, chad: Anxiously awaiting the widening gyro
Me, chad: Anxiously awaiting the widening gyro
Probably gonna end up on a bunch of blocklists because my friend dared to make fun of an NYT columnist and you know what? Bring it on.
January 12, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Probably gonna end up on a bunch of blocklists because my friend dared to make fun of an NYT columnist and you know what? Bring it on.
So by stalling, Brian O’Hara got just what he wanted.
The state Bureau of Criminal Apprehension says they've been informed by the FBI that US DOJ has said FBI will solely lead the investigation into Renee Nicole Good's killing by a federal officer. State investigators no longer have access to "case materials, scene evidence/investigative interviews"
January 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
So by stalling, Brian O’Hara got just what he wanted.
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I don't gotta hand shit to Jacob. They're still here and he was missing yesterday when shit started popping off. He showed up when someone died. This ain't his first rodeo doing this. Be fucking better. "oooh, he gave a speech and swore." So brave. A woman died. His resident's are being disappeared
January 7, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I don't gotta hand shit to Jacob. They're still here and he was missing yesterday when shit started popping off. He showed up when someone died. This ain't his first rodeo doing this. Be fucking better. "oooh, he gave a speech and swore." So brave. A woman died. His resident's are being disappeared
Hey, heads-up to everyone who doesn’t know how this guy operates:
-makes a tough proclamation
-asks police chief to carry it out
-police chief makes excuses, refuses to cooperate
-mayor shrugs and says he can’t do anything because he doesn’t control the police (a lie because he has top authority!)
-makes a tough proclamation
-asks police chief to carry it out
-police chief makes excuses, refuses to cooperate
-mayor shrugs and says he can’t do anything because he doesn’t control the police (a lie because he has top authority!)
January 7, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Hey, heads-up to everyone who doesn’t know how this guy operates:
-makes a tough proclamation
-asks police chief to carry it out
-police chief makes excuses, refuses to cooperate
-mayor shrugs and says he can’t do anything because he doesn’t control the police (a lie because he has top authority!)
-makes a tough proclamation
-asks police chief to carry it out
-police chief makes excuses, refuses to cooperate
-mayor shrugs and says he can’t do anything because he doesn’t control the police (a lie because he has top authority!)
They labelled her a terrorist, so you know what angle the FBI investigation will take. Y’all gotta hold Frey and O’Hara accountable for chickening out when they had a real chance. Useless pissboy mayor and his little army of racist pissboys.
January 7, 2026 at 6:35 PM
They labelled her a terrorist, so you know what angle the FBI investigation will take. Y’all gotta hold Frey and O’Hara accountable for chickening out when they had a real chance. Useless pissboy mayor and his little army of racist pissboys.
Klobuchar’s comms team STILL hasn’t come up with some mealy-mouthed thoughts-and-prayers pablum yet?!
January 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Klobuchar’s comms team STILL hasn’t come up with some mealy-mouthed thoughts-and-prayers pablum yet?!
Why aren’t they wearing rags and chains like I saw in that one movie?
January 7, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Why aren’t they wearing rags and chains like I saw in that one movie?
So, uh… is Angie gonna switch races?
January 5, 2026 at 4:56 AM
So, uh… is Angie gonna switch races?
bootleg soundtrack albums for NEW MOBILE REPORT GUNDAM WING
What was the first thing you ever bought online? Mine was a .Hack manga
January 2, 2026 at 1:39 AM
bootleg soundtrack albums for NEW MOBILE REPORT GUNDAM WING
I think the most interesting post-2010 development is the NFL trying to manufacture a Saints/Vikings rivalry that doesn’t exist.
Do Vikings fans hate the Saints? As much as they hate Green Bay!
Do Saints fans hate the Vikings? They don’t think about them at all.
Do Vikings fans hate the Saints? As much as they hate Green Bay!
Do Saints fans hate the Vikings? They don’t think about them at all.
In my experience Saints fans and Falcons fans hate each other the most—but after that, I’m not sure. Do yall hate Bucs of Panthers fans more? Help me unpack this.
December 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I think the most interesting post-2010 development is the NFL trying to manufacture a Saints/Vikings rivalry that doesn’t exist.
Do Vikings fans hate the Saints? As much as they hate Green Bay!
Do Saints fans hate the Vikings? They don’t think about them at all.
Do Vikings fans hate the Saints? As much as they hate Green Bay!
Do Saints fans hate the Vikings? They don’t think about them at all.
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It is September 12, 2001. And with her trademark pistols and short-shorts, Lara Croft is preparing to raid what is now one of the greatest tombs in history...
December 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It is September 12, 2001. And with her trademark pistols and short-shorts, Lara Croft is preparing to raid what is now one of the greatest tombs in history...
Hey, while y’all are still reeling over your search results for Bardot, why don’t you also type in “coco chanel collaborator” into that text bar?
December 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Hey, while y’all are still reeling over your search results for Bardot, why don’t you also type in “coco chanel collaborator” into that text bar?
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they don't do it like space ghost any more
December 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
they don't do it like space ghost any more