Nick Decker
@onanrulz.bsky.social
The Kenny G of drinking. [he/him/his]
Did you ask this guy for directions?
October 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Did you ask this guy for directions?
What the fuck does this even mean? What are the menu items supposed to represent? Are they candidates? Is he suggesting getting rid of RCV alchemicalizes them into quiche lorraine? And y’all like this guy?
October 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
What the fuck does this even mean? What are the menu items supposed to represent? Are they candidates? Is he suggesting getting rid of RCV alchemicalizes them into quiche lorraine? And y’all like this guy?
Got @ckunzelman.bsky.social’s new book about ancient aliens last week, but I don’t know when he expects me to read it when I still have to burn through FROM HELL and PROMETHEA.
October 20, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Got @ckunzelman.bsky.social’s new book about ancient aliens last week, but I don’t know when he expects me to read it when I still have to burn through FROM HELL and PROMETHEA.
“Hi, yeah, so I just saw a bunch of suspicious guys hop out of a truck… they’re all wearing masks so I have to assume they’re up to no good… yeah, no, they’re not carrying any ID so I think it’s safe to assume these are the people you’re looking for.”
September 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
“Hi, yeah, so I just saw a bunch of suspicious guys hop out of a truck… they’re all wearing masks so I have to assume they’re up to no good… yeah, no, they’re not carrying any ID so I think it’s safe to assume these are the people you’re looking for.”
The reason McGruff got cut for telling kids not to buy pills off of social media is because one of the planks in RFK Jr.’s health platform is buying pills off of social media.
August 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The reason McGruff got cut for telling kids not to buy pills off of social media is because one of the planks in RFK Jr.’s health platform is buying pills off of social media.
The Cheers building?
July 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The Cheers building?
Perfect album that came out when you were 16
July 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Perfect album that came out when you were 16
HERE. HERE’S MY LOCK SCREEN, YOU PERVERTS.
July 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
HERE. HERE’S MY LOCK SCREEN, YOU PERVERTS.
oh my fucking god he’s using a brand new baby shield that hasn’t even arrived yet
July 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
oh my fucking god he’s using a brand new baby shield that hasn’t even arrived yet
Just putting together my HOGAN’S HEROES costume for SDCC.
July 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Just putting together my HOGAN’S HEROES costume for SDCC.
Gavin Rossdale? The star of 2005’s hit film CONSTANTINE?
July 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Gavin Rossdale? The star of 2005’s hit film CONSTANTINE?
Because the dermatologist basically prescribed it, here’s my new hat.
June 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Because the dermatologist basically prescribed it, here’s my new hat.
I still have the first SEED compilation movie!
June 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I still have the first SEED compilation movie!
My wife walked into the house brandishing free Panera catering like she was Tom Wilkinson in MICHAEL CLAYTON:
June 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My wife walked into the house brandishing free Panera catering like she was Tom Wilkinson in MICHAEL CLAYTON:
Say what you want about the (many) problems of the movie, but the worst part, in my opinion, was killing off this guy before even putting him in his costume:
May 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Say what you want about the (many) problems of the movie, but the worst part, in my opinion, was killing off this guy before even putting him in his costume: