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I told someone at work that I can tell a caller to fuck off, but in such a verbiage, manner and tone that they'd thank me for it, and by god, they didn't believe me until they heard it happen.
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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so next year’s calendar just dropped and February 2026 is looking SLICK
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I *will* chase you, is the difference.
December 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
It's finally happened.
Years of being warned against as much from my mother and it's finally happened.
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I got lipstick on my teeth.
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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the fall
#hannigram
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I MET TIMOTHY ZAHN
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Me feet hurt....
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
KRAMPUSNACHT
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Aw do you need AI to draw your pictures for you?
Aw does the robot need to write your resumes and pick your job applicants for you??
Do you need the GPT to take your noods for you, bud?????
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Valarune: I give all of them 10/10 and Gale 9/10 so he can feel like he has room for improvement because I know that is a big motivator for him and I want him to continue to succeed :)

( Gale proceeds to spend a half hour crashing out over this )
#tavqotd your Tav/Durge has been tasked with writing a review on any of the companions. Who do they review and what does it say?

#baldursgate3 #bg3 #tav #durge
a black and white cat is typing on a laptop
ALT: a black and white cat is typing on a laptop
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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I can’t like beg people to think Vergil is cool because that destroys his whole
mystique. Best I can do is show you a picture of him with bare arms and hope it inspires the same frenzied lust/envy it does in me
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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I suspect I'll get crap for this, but I do think it's something we all need to be reminded of, especially fans and creators of things.
November 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Your annual reminder that the most revealing difference between Irish and Scottish Gaelic is definitely in the words for December: Mí na Nollag (Month of Christmas) in Ireland, and An Dubhlachd (the Blackness) in Scotland. So once again may I wish you all a lovely Blackness.
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Year 4 of missing my Ao3-versary .........
December 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"architects are cooked!"
Dog, I doubt it, your AI architect program gave us six fuckin bathrooms and no goddamn kitchen
Oh shit waddup
December 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
A master rdksn AND a bedroom 4 full bathroom 3??
To say nothing of the mudroom laundry coat closet or the "huge walk mlnl closet" ....
IN THIS ECONOMY???
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"AI is coming for you, prepare accordingly" yeah, sure, lemme get all my "laughing at you losers" memes ready ig
Oh shit waddup
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
AI Bro: It helps me make my imagination become a reality, it opens doors for ppl, don't be ELITIST just bc YOU CAN WRITE/DRAW/ETC
Also AI Bros: Why is having an imagination so hard? Unnecessary. I want a machine that just spits ideas out when I ask!
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WHAT IN THE HENNY PENNY ASS SHIT IS THIS??
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Sacraligious meeting #oc
⚠️CW : old man pussy
September 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
2100 words of het PWP but also with some introspection for some reason ig, coming right up ...
November 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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stop scrolling

remember that small wins are still big steps in the right direction!
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Don’t forget to be a little weirdo today. it’s the only thing getting me through at this point.

#relatablehumor #weirdgirlenergy #millennialfunny #cuteartposts #fblifestyle
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
French Toast w syrup HOLY SHIT why are you so good?
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Stocking !
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM