Old School Zero
@oldschoolzero.bsky.social
The secret alt account of your problematic fave
Pinned
I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath
Real terrified
And yell
At the top of my lungs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath
Real terrified
And yell
At the top of my lungs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh so now we're listening to the Lizza people
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Oh so now we're listening to the Lizza people
Everyone in the US pronounces Gouda wrong. It actually sounds like 'chowder' so impress your friends and relatives by using the correct pronunciation, 'gow-derrrrrr'
November 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Everyone in the US pronounces Gouda wrong. It actually sounds like 'chowder' so impress your friends and relatives by using the correct pronunciation, 'gow-derrrrrr'
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"Hurry, El, we have to send the Demogorgon back to the Upside Down!"
November 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"Hurry, El, we have to send the Demogorgon back to the Upside Down!"
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The Portland airport is the best in the world
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The Portland airport is the best in the world
The Portland airport is the best in the world
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The Portland airport is the best in the world
Of course we have to flood more money into developing AI.This is just practice.
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Of course we have to flood more money into developing AI.This is just practice.
you haven't even started and yet you're already doing the turkey wrong, what's wrong with you
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
you haven't even started and yet you're already doing the turkey wrong, what's wrong with you
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For this year's Tip Jar drive, the winner will travel to Philadelphia to either judge or bake along with Kelsey McKinney and Chris Thompson as they take on another timed baking challenge. defector.com/help-secure-...
Help Secure Our Financial Independence By Infiltrating The Great Blogger Bake Shop | Defector
Last year, Defector’s operations geniuses submitted our annual Tip Jar drives for consideration in the Online Journalism Awards category of “Innovation in Revenue Strategy” for mid-size newsrooms. We…
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November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
For this year's Tip Jar drive, the winner will travel to Philadelphia to either judge or bake along with Kelsey McKinney and Chris Thompson as they take on another timed baking challenge. defector.com/help-secure-...
*Nico voice*
Please don't invoice me for my failures
I will not be paying them
Please don't invoice me for my failures
I will not be paying them
November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
*Nico voice*
Please don't invoice me for my failures
I will not be paying them
Please don't invoice me for my failures
I will not be paying them
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you ain’t leading but two things right now: jack and shit, and jack left town, Charlie Brown.
We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown.
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 AM
you ain’t leading but two things right now: jack and shit, and jack left town, Charlie Brown.
We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown.
That rug really tied the room together, Charlie Brown.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
We have such sights to show you, Charlie Brown.
Chicken, meet rice. Rice, meet chicken. Everybody, meet smoked paprika.
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Chicken, meet rice. Rice, meet chicken. Everybody, meet smoked paprika.
Udo Kier was one of those actors where any time their name came up in the credits I couldn't wait to see what role they were in and what scenes he'd steal this time. He could play anything but always stood out and played any off-kilter role perfectly. RIP, I hope he haunts us all as a ghost.
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Udo Kier was one of those actors where any time their name came up in the credits I couldn't wait to see what role they were in and what scenes he'd steal this time. He could play anything but always stood out and played any off-kilter role perfectly. RIP, I hope he haunts us all as a ghost.
Patriots and Colts both having good seasons again is bullshit, I thought we were over that
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Patriots and Colts both having good seasons again is bullshit, I thought we were over that
why are you doing this to me?
Am I not living up to what I'm supposed to be?
Why am I seething with this animosity?
(Hey god) I think you owe me a great big apology
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Am I not living up to what I'm supposed to be?
Why am I seething with this animosity?
(Hey god) I think you owe me a great big apology
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
why are you doing this to me?
Am I not living up to what I'm supposed to be?
Why am I seething with this animosity?
(Hey god) I think you owe me a great big apology
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Am I not living up to what I'm supposed to be?
Why am I seething with this animosity?
(Hey god) I think you owe me a great big apology
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
At a pitch meeting at A24, I stroll confidently up to the whiteboard and write:
Thou$and$ of Beaver$
Thou$and$ of Beaver$
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
At a pitch meeting at A24, I stroll confidently up to the whiteboard and write:
Thou$and$ of Beaver$
Thou$and$ of Beaver$
My dog is having sleep twitches while BABY METAL's Gimme Chocolate is playing and I think she's dreaming about being in that pit
November 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My dog is having sleep twitches while BABY METAL's Gimme Chocolate is playing and I think she's dreaming about being in that pit
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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having the dawning realization that south korea spent all that time making hamburger patties with ketchup kimchi or whatever when they could have just sent in bts
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
having the dawning realization that south korea spent all that time making hamburger patties with ketchup kimchi or whatever when they could have just sent in bts
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Breaking: The House of Representatives have unanimously passed a resolution to post "Capitalism has The Rizz" to the official House X account.
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Breaking: The House of Representatives have unanimously passed a resolution to post "Capitalism has The Rizz" to the official House X account.
Listen, I know you're not actually a wallet inspector, you're just trying to steal my cash. I'm just going to hold on to this $10.33 but if you really want to look at my credit cards I guess that's okay.
November 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Listen, I know you're not actually a wallet inspector, you're just trying to steal my cash. I'm just going to hold on to this $10.33 but if you really want to look at my credit cards I guess that's okay.
Breaking: The House of Representatives have unanimously passed a resolution to post "Capitalism has The Rizz" to the official House X account.
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Breaking: The House of Representatives have unanimously passed a resolution to post "Capitalism has The Rizz" to the official House X account.
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They should remake Possession with Tim Robinson as Mark and Conner O’Malley as Heinrich.
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
They should remake Possession with Tim Robinson as Mark and Conner O’Malley as Heinrich.
*Bursting into my empty kitchen* Hey guys I created an AI that tells me I'm the best and confirms all my priors no matter what the haters say!
A visibly smoking speak n spell jammed into my toaster under a running tap: you're the best piss christ dude
A visibly smoking speak n spell jammed into my toaster under a running tap: you're the best piss christ dude
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
*Bursting into my empty kitchen* Hey guys I created an AI that tells me I'm the best and confirms all my priors no matter what the haters say!
A visibly smoking speak n spell jammed into my toaster under a running tap: you're the best piss christ dude
A visibly smoking speak n spell jammed into my toaster under a running tap: you're the best piss christ dude
How your email finds me
a man in a yellow sweater reads a newspaper that says mess showered us
Alt: 90s alternative Bowie in yellow turtle neck enjoying an actual physical newspaper as Trent Reznor looking very Travis Bickle leers and stalks him, from Bowie's I'm Afraid of Americans music video
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November 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
How your email finds me