Old School Zero
@oldschoolzero.bsky.social
candied ginger enthusiast
Pinned
I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath
Real terrified
And yell
At the top of my lungs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath
Real terrified
And yell
At the top of my lungs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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The Trojan Horse is jealous of how many saboteurs can fit inside the democratic party
January 22, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The Trojan Horse is jealous of how many saboteurs can fit inside the democratic party
The Trojan Horse is jealous of how many saboteurs can fit inside the democratic party
January 22, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The Trojan Horse is jealous of how many saboteurs can fit inside the democratic party
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this is not a tiktok it is a documentary
January 22, 2026 at 8:22 PM
this is not a tiktok it is a documentary
Commissioning a custom fleshlight of [redacted]'s ass so I can lace up a pair of steel toed boots and break my foot off in it
January 22, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Commissioning a custom fleshlight of [redacted]'s ass so I can lace up a pair of steel toed boots and break my foot off in it
A depressed dude annotates a academic thesis about an architecture documentary
Badly explain your favourite book.
January 22, 2026 at 7:35 PM
A depressed dude annotates a academic thesis about an architecture documentary
If this winter storm isn't giving you enough inches, well I know someone who will..........
yeah, hold on, I have their card around here somewhere, lemme just find it real quick
yeah, hold on, I have their card around here somewhere, lemme just find it real quick
January 22, 2026 at 6:59 PM
If this winter storm isn't giving you enough inches, well I know someone who will..........
yeah, hold on, I have their card around here somewhere, lemme just find it real quick
yeah, hold on, I have their card around here somewhere, lemme just find it real quick
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A box set of System of a Down albums would provide more effective political leadership than Schumer/Jeffries.
January 20, 2026 at 9:39 PM
A box set of System of a Down albums would provide more effective political leadership than Schumer/Jeffries.
Which cooktop burner do you neglect the most? Ours is the top right.
January 21, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Which cooktop burner do you neglect the most? Ours is the top right.
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“you’ve reached your monthly article limit,” says a news website i haven’t visited in eight months
January 21, 2026 at 6:53 PM
“you’ve reached your monthly article limit,” says a news website i haven’t visited in eight months
A British guy doesn't like Americans? Well that's new.
January 21, 2026 at 6:28 PM
A British guy doesn't like Americans? Well that's new.
Yes, he ate it. He ate the filet o fish he found in the seat pocket in front him, where he stashed it last month. Then all the fundament of hell poured forth from every opening and they had to evacuate before a Carpenter's Prince of Darkness situation began.
January 21, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Yes, he ate it. He ate the filet o fish he found in the seat pocket in front him, where he stashed it last month. Then all the fundament of hell poured forth from every opening and they had to evacuate before a Carpenter's Prince of Darkness situation began.
A box set of System of a Down albums would provide more effective political leadership than Schumer/Jeffries.
January 20, 2026 at 9:39 PM
A box set of System of a Down albums would provide more effective political leadership than Schumer/Jeffries.
We named the dog national champion
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
We named the dog national champion
Imagine E-BRICS
January 20, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Imagine E-BRICS
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Football. Such a mysterious sport. No one knows how it’s played or why
November 10, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Football. Such a mysterious sport. No one knows how it’s played or why
And now, Law & Order: Catch Rules Unit
January 19, 2026 at 2:56 AM
And now, Law & Order: Catch Rules Unit
This whole "Bears with a good offense" thing is still unsettling. Eerie. It shouldn't be real.
January 19, 2026 at 1:31 AM
This whole "Bears with a good offense" thing is still unsettling. Eerie. It shouldn't be real.
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SEAN PAYTON, YA BETTA CALL SOMEBODYYYYY
January 18, 2026 at 2:28 AM
SEAN PAYTON, YA BETTA CALL SOMEBODYYYYY
Broncos James Harden-ing to victory
January 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Broncos James Harden-ing to victory
I was trying to place why Bo Nix seems so uncannily familiar and then I realized he looks like a version of Bill Romanowski from an alternate dimension where he never roided up and became a nice guy
January 17, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I was trying to place why Bo Nix seems so uncannily familiar and then I realized he looks like a version of Bill Romanowski from an alternate dimension where he never roided up and became a nice guy
OH HO HO HOOOO
January 17, 2026 at 10:57 PM
OH HO HO HOOOO
If only there were jobs on TV shows other than cop
January 17, 2026 at 10:51 PM
If only there were jobs on TV shows other than cop
Big dumb moose quarterback proves again and again that you can't kill stupid. Where there's no sense, there's no pain.
January 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Big dumb moose quarterback proves again and again that you can't kill stupid. Where there's no sense, there's no pain.