Old School Zero
@oldschoolzero.bsky.social
The secret alt account of your problematic fave
Yeah. Unfortunately she helped replace one aging liability with two aging even worse liabilities.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Yeah. Unfortunately she helped replace one aging liability with two aging even worse liabilities.
Instead of "I'm feeling lucky" they should go with "I'm feeling sloppy"
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Instead of "I'm feeling lucky" they should go with "I'm feeling sloppy"
Stolen madeleines? That's not how I remember it. How very... uh... Swiftian.
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Stolen madeleines? That's not how I remember it. How very... uh... Swiftian.
I thought we had rights in this country, like the right to do crime, this is getting very kafkaesque
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I thought we had rights in this country, like the right to do crime, this is getting very kafkaesque
so doing crimes is a crime now, how orwellian
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
so doing crimes is a crime now, how orwellian
"Vecna is causing trouble at the savings and loan bank! We gotta protect Joyce's investments!"
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"Vecna is causing trouble at the savings and loan bank! We gotta protect Joyce's investments!"
Slopvereign citizen
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Slopvereign citizen
I'm not a big flag desecration person but that's some damn flag desecration
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I'm not a big flag desecration person but that's some damn flag desecration
Almost a literal Chad look
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Almost a literal Chad look
Sorry, Aloy, we don't have a fantastic ear device for you this time. Just these shitty ray bans that get things wrong 60% of the time.
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Sorry, Aloy, we don't have a fantastic ear device for you this time. Just these shitty ray bans that get things wrong 60% of the time.
It's very good
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It's very good
*slamming my fists against the urban growth boundary* DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
*slamming my fists against the urban growth boundary* DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
are you running for mayor
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
are you running for mayor
There are so many awesome movies about that premise, how could anyone think of that as an insult
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
There are so many awesome movies about that premise, how could anyone think of that as an insult