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Old School Zero
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The secret alt account of your problematic fave
The Portland airport is the best in the world
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Chicken, meet rice. Rice, meet chicken. Everybody, meet smoked paprika.
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
why are you doing this to me?
Am I not living up to what I'm supposed to be?
Why am I seething with this animosity?
(Hey god) I think you owe me a great big apology
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Love Cape Disappointment. Here's a different angle from 2021
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The mechanic report when a rat dies in your car
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
October 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Dropped by the White House earlier today, it was looking great!
October 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The latest for The Guy-terion Collection
October 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Looking good!

My special finds at the bottle shop today, an imperial ESB and a basque cider based vermouth
October 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women liked the car. Like, really really liked the car. She left me for the car.
October 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Hitting the granola bar jackpot
October 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Today's morning movie selection is 1988's The Vanishing, a movie that terrified Kubrick.
October 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Revisiting You're Next, a movie I love from start to finish
October 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
One last sunny and warm day, might as well
October 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Now watching (per the recommendation of Stacie Ponder on her delightful Final Girl After Dark podcast) and so far it feels like Clueless meets Possession.
October 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Mark Sanchez? The notable former New York Jets star quarterback?
October 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Revisiting genre homage done right this morning
October 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Have about six hours left of the audio book and I can't recommend this enough. If we get to have comprehensive modern histories written, I hope they are this thorough, lyrical, and gripping.
October 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
September 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
September 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Sugarpine Drive In, Troutdale, Oregon
September 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
September 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Inspired to remember more guys, QB edition

www.immaculategrid.com/football/rem...
September 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Calling this one "Favorite Fantasy Football Picks Back When It Was Fun" @davidjroth.bsky.social @defector.com

Make your own: www.immaculategrid.com/football/rem...
September 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM