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Old School Zero
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The Portland airport is the best in the world
Christmas llamas arriving Christmas llamas arriving Christmas llamas arriving
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Chicken, meet rice. Rice, meet chicken. Everybody, meet smoked paprika.
A big fry pan filled with smokey red tinged rice, four seared chicken thighs nestled within
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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why are you doing this to me?
Am I not living up to what I'm supposed to be?
Why am I seething with this animosity?
(Hey god) I think you owe me a great big apology
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Terrible lie
Da pope rocking the mic
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Love Cape Disappointment. Here's a different angle from 2021
Waves crash against a mossy hillside beneath gray skies as an aging lighthouse continues its watch
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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The mechanic report when a rat dies in your car
A screenshot of a repair report reading I inspected and there are no visible problems. The cabin air filter is stinky, but the cause of the smell is not apparent.l did find a dead maggot ravage rat in the cowling of the vehicle. There are not enough swears for how terrible this is. No pictures will be taken of this horrible abomination. The dead rat will be removed and lysol will be sprayed in and around the cowling. The cabin air filter will also be replaced.
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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A biblically accurate clippy entreating the user to be not afraid
November 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Chad Ochocinqo on the cover of sports illustrated surrounded by toast with the words trick or treat
October 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Dropped by the White House earlier today, it was looking great!
Ruins from the ancient Olympic grounds in Greece
October 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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The latest for The Guy-terion Collection
Criterion collection 4k releases for A History of Violence, This Is Spinal Tap, and Sorcerer
October 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Looking good!

My special finds at the bottle shop today, an imperial ESB and a basque cider based vermouth
Two bottles of potential deliciousness, fieldwork Brewing's crossing the Atlantic on a tricycle an imperial ESB and son of man's someday, a basque cider based vermouth
October 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women liked the car. Like, really really liked the car. She left me for the car.
Theatrical poster for the movie Titane
October 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Hitting the granola bar jackpot
A granola bar with a dense cluster of chocolate chunks in the middle
October 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Today's morning movie selection is 1988's The Vanishing, a movie that terrified Kubrick.
The poster for the 1988 Dutch film The Vanishing, portraying an ominous rest stop against a black background
October 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Revisiting You're Next, a movie I love from start to finish
An animal masked figure stands menacingly holding a machete against a bright red background with splattery black lettering towering above reading you're next
October 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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One last sunny and warm day, might as well
A colorful can of 9.5% ABV Belgian blonde ale called Gnommegang, a collaboration between Ommegang brewery and Brasserie d' Achouffe
October 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Now watching (per the recommendation of Stacie Ponder on her delightful Final Girl After Dark podcast) and so far it feels like Clueless meets Possession.
Poster for the movie Doppelganger featuring a blurring purple ish face of Drew Barrymore
October 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Mark Sanchez? The notable former New York Jets star quarterback?
Jim Downey from the Conan O'Brien podcast looking slyly quizzical as he asks a for sure certainly definitely good faith question.
October 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Revisiting genre homage done right this morning
The title card to Ti West's THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL with a young woman bundled up in the cold walking in street in front of a church and two story house
October 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Have about six hours left of the audio book and I can't recommend this enough. If we get to have comprehensive modern histories written, I hope they are this thorough, lyrical, and gripping.
The cover of We Don't Know Ourselves by Fintan O'Toole, which features a black and white picture of a historic Irish church in a village square
October 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival
Tony Clifton, an ongoing stunt by Andy Kaufman et al
September 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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A poster for the new French extremity horror movie classic Martyrs with two terrified women looking up but with Mr Beast photoshopped in as if he's presenting it as one of his stunts
September 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Sugarpine Drive In, Troutdale, Oregon
A Smokey The Bear sundae consisting of chocolate soft serve, berry coulis, teddy grahams, campfire cookies, and smoked mallow
September 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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A sicko at the window saying YES HAHAHA YES!
September 6, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Inspired to remember more guys, QB edition

www.immaculategrid.com/football/rem...
3x3 grid featuring mid qbs of yesteryear Vinny Testaverde Chad Pennington Cleo Lemon Trent Green Jake Plummer Brad Johnson Mike Glennon Blake Bortles and the sex cannon Rex Grossman
September 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Calling this one "Favorite Fantasy Football Picks Back When It Was Fun" @davidjroth.bsky.social @defector.com

Make your own: www.immaculategrid.com/football/rem...
3x3 grid of nfl players LaDanian Tomlinson, Priest Holmes, Marques Colston, Anquan Boldin, Steve Smith Sr, Peyton Hillis, Devin Hester, Andre Johnson, and Antonio Gates (the basketball player)
September 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM