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Lawyer and stuff.
Rest in peace, Todd Snider. I loved your perspective and wit. Thank you.
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If this sticks, imagine the effect on housing costs, new home builds, affordable housing in terms of low-income apartments, etc.
Trump: ‘We will be imposing a 50% Tariff on all Kitchen Cabinets, Bathroom Vanities, and associated products, starting October 1st, 2025. Additionally, we will be charging a 30% Tariff on Upholstered Furniture. The reason for this is the large scale “FLOODING” of these products
September 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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“The hypocrisy is a fun little part of it for them. Look at what we can do lol.

You will never win a debate against them with logic. You will never appeal to their empathy. It is about power. You will take what they give you until you don't. Until we don't.”
The canceling of Kimmel's show is indeed a Very Ominous Thing but it is of course not the first attack on the first amendment we've seen in the past couple years. We've long since tossed our country's bedrock principles about speech into the shitter so Israel could go on killing.
The whole place is dark
The president gets to harm as many people as he wants defying whatever laws he pleases and our job is to be nice to him and make sure everyone agrees that he's cool. I'm not sure what you people don't...
www.welcometohellworld.com
September 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Happy 5th birthday to Mr. Chicken Nugget!

#frenchie
September 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Just found out that the State of Oklahoma charges me an extra $118/year when renewing my tag because I have a hybrid vehicle.

Although I still save more money annually buying less gas, they make significantly more off of me than they would with the pennies/gal they would if i were buying that gas.
September 15, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The announcers today were very disappointing about this topic. It’s 100% legal in every team in the league is allowed to do it.

The announcers acted like it was somehow unfair or taking advantage of a rule technicality when it’s the purest football player you can imagine.
If you have that much an issue with the Brotherly Shove, keep the Birds off your goal line maybe?
September 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Liberals say the Supreme Court had destroyed our democracy. They're wrong—it has destroyed our Republic.
September 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This is malpractice.

CFB head coaches have a duty to help get their kids to the NFL.

Not allowing NFL scouts from one team is just ridiculous. I'd be calling for BV's job.

#Boomer
September 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I like Oklahoma football.
September 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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They keep losing in court because everything they’re doing is illegal
September 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I was watching my kindergartners play. Star Wars: Battlefront this morning. As he charged his character into a new mission, he yelled at the TV:

WHO WANTS SUMMA DISS MILK??

And it’s given me life all morning and afternoon. 😆
September 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Happy Labor Day 🙂
September 2, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Of course YouTube TV and Fox are playing chicken the week college football starts in earnest. 🫠

#HostageSituation
August 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Japan Post just announced they will no longer deliver mail to the United States, joining Germany, Austria, Denmark, Italy, France, and Sweden.
August 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Tonight, we cook with Édith.
August 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I need a subscription to Teen Vogue.
August 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Sitting with my boys at our favorite table at the Library Bar and Grill in Norman, Oklahoma and there’s college football on the televisions.

Life good.
August 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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The feelings of college football being back!😍
August 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Donald Trump has made the price of a five year old console go up by 25% by rejecting modern economic theory, that's kind of incredible
PlayStation 5 getting price increases in America starting tomorrow Aug 21

PlayStation 5 – $549.99
PlayStation 5 Digital Edition – $499.99
PlayStation 5 Pro – $749.99

buff.ly/LhziN6a
August 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Complying with Trump’s order to suspend the retirement of old coal and gas plants is going to cost billions of dollars per year.

Federal regulators just cleared the way for utilities to add that cost onto ratepayers’ bills. www.utilitydive.com/news/ferc-do...
August 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
#OKWX Heat advisory = Superman watch party inside with my boys.
August 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
🎶 Built like a tank but hard to hit 🎶

Time for court.
August 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
All oil and gas hearings at the Oklahoma Corporation Commission have come to an immediate halt due to IT issues.

Although we have physical exhibits and all the witnesses are in person, we can’t proceed.

Fun!
August 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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1. This week, the FBI released its comprehensive crime report for 2024, which revealed that both VIOLENT CRIME and PROPERTY CRIME reached their LOWEST LEVELS SINCE THE 1960s

This a massive story. But you might not have heard about it, even if you follow the news closely.

Here's why.
Why you might not know that 2024 was America's safest year since the 1960s
An overwhelming majority of Americans, 64 percent, believe that crime increased across the country in 2024, according to a Gallup survey conducted late last year.
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August 7, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Parenting is: working your ass off to get everyone to a Texas Rangers game and barely watching a pitch. 🫠

(Wouldn’t trade it.)
August 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM