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Lawyer and stuff.
Happy 5th birthday to Mr. Chicken Nugget!

#frenchie
September 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Of course YouTube TV and Fox are playing chicken the week college football starts in earnest. 🫠

#HostageSituation
August 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Tonight, we cook with Édith.
August 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Parenting is: working your ass off to get everyone to a Texas Rangers game and barely watching a pitch. 🫠

(Wouldn’t trade it.)
August 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Some of yall are sleeping on Hatch green chile season and I won’t stand for it. This is your reminder.
August 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
AI is not replacing us any time soon….

#FF1
August 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Had an interesting passenger this morning.
July 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Timeline cleanse of my five yo. 😊
July 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
GA party deck up there would have been better and keep the berm tradition.
February 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I do it by CHOICE! (For some reason.)
February 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Little drunk. Lotta watching jazz in Edmond.

Get it!
February 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
What on earth is happening today?

I’ve had more spam calls today than I usually get in a week.
February 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM