kylie schwaller
@okaybirchkc.bsky.social
sometimes when i’m in an uber with someone who might be a creeper, i’ll run my hands through my hair and leave a lil DNA up in there.
is this a sign that i consume too much true crime? doubt it.
is this a sign that i consume too much true crime? doubt it.
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November 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
sometimes when i’m in an uber with someone who might be a creeper, i’ll run my hands through my hair and leave a lil DNA up in there.
is this a sign that i consume too much true crime? doubt it.
is this a sign that i consume too much true crime? doubt it.
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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Update: The mural of Missouri-born pop star #ChappellRoan is complete along Broadway Boulevard. Artists Christine Riuzel and Jared Horman created the work ahead of her upcoming concert in the city. On assignment for @kansascity.com. #artsky #kcmo #kansascity
October 1, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Update: The mural of Missouri-born pop star #ChappellRoan is complete along Broadway Boulevard. Artists Christine Riuzel and Jared Horman created the work ahead of her upcoming concert in the city. On assignment for @kansascity.com. #artsky #kcmo #kansascity
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Every day there is a new piece (or many) of the saddest news I've ever heard, and it's especially brutal to consider that this is being done on purpose by our government.
More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
Hundreds of Alligator Alcatraz detainees drop off the grid after leaving site
As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald.
www.miamiherald.com
September 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Every day there is a new piece (or many) of the saddest news I've ever heard, and it's especially brutal to consider that this is being done on purpose by our government.
ran into an old college friend of aaron’s and she remembered not just my first name but my last name as well, i’ve never felt so redeemed in my life
July 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
ran into an old college friend of aaron’s and she remembered not just my first name but my last name as well, i’ve never felt so redeemed in my life
listed my grandpa’s car on marketplace because he is 80 something years old and doesn’t use technology… here’s the first message i got 😑
June 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
listed my grandpa’s car on marketplace because he is 80 something years old and doesn’t use technology… here’s the first message i got 😑
wait this might actually be the greatest thing ever
May 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
wait this might actually be the greatest thing ever
chatting with my neighbor outside, his wife pulled up and he said “guess we’re leaving” so i said “see you around”…
then he said “be good” and i said “you too”, because what else do you say to that?
and then i realized he was probably/definitely talking to his dog, not me 🫠
then he said “be good” and i said “you too”, because what else do you say to that?
and then i realized he was probably/definitely talking to his dog, not me 🫠
May 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
chatting with my neighbor outside, his wife pulled up and he said “guess we’re leaving” so i said “see you around”…
then he said “be good” and i said “you too”, because what else do you say to that?
and then i realized he was probably/definitely talking to his dog, not me 🫠
then he said “be good” and i said “you too”, because what else do you say to that?
and then i realized he was probably/definitely talking to his dog, not me 🫠
went to the livestock exchange open studios, came home and did yard work, the windows are open and it smells like fresh cut grass. WE LOVE SPRING
April 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
went to the livestock exchange open studios, came home and did yard work, the windows are open and it smells like fresh cut grass. WE LOVE SPRING
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#1: obvious point, glad the senator was finally able to meet with Kilmar, hopefully this is the turning point to get him home and get this horrorshow of an immigration policy stopped
#2: go chiefs
#2: go chiefs
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
April 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
#1: obvious point, glad the senator was finally able to meet with Kilmar, hopefully this is the turning point to get him home and get this horrorshow of an immigration policy stopped
#2: go chiefs
#2: go chiefs
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This is exactly how I would expect someone with the last name Musk to smell tbh. What a disgusting paragraph I wish I could un-read.
Does this sound like "Government Efficiency" to you? 🤔🤔
April 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
This is exactly how I would expect someone with the last name Musk to smell tbh. What a disgusting paragraph I wish I could un-read.
new life rule: if you park your non-compact car in a compact spot and my actually-compact car doesn’t fit next to it, i am legally permitted to hit your non-compact car with my actually-compact car.
March 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
new life rule: if you park your non-compact car in a compact spot and my actually-compact car doesn’t fit next to it, i am legally permitted to hit your non-compact car with my actually-compact car.
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It’s national economic blackout day.Boycott these companies who put profits before people.Bankrupt these billionaires & eat the rich
No more excuses
If you’re going to spend money today make sure it’s with a small business. It’s about showing how our spending power can make or break these companies
No more excuses
If you’re going to spend money today make sure it’s with a small business. It’s about showing how our spending power can make or break these companies
February 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It’s national economic blackout day.Boycott these companies who put profits before people.Bankrupt these billionaires & eat the rich
No more excuses
If you’re going to spend money today make sure it’s with a small business. It’s about showing how our spending power can make or break these companies
No more excuses
If you’re going to spend money today make sure it’s with a small business. It’s about showing how our spending power can make or break these companies
changed my lockscreen to be a mix of photos of my pets, does this officially make me a crazy cat lady?
February 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
changed my lockscreen to be a mix of photos of my pets, does this officially make me a crazy cat lady?
will 32 be the year i finally get my shit together? 🤞
unlikely, but a girl can dream 🫠
unlikely, but a girl can dream 🫠
February 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
will 32 be the year i finally get my shit together? 🤞
unlikely, but a girl can dream 🫠
unlikely, but a girl can dream 🫠
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it's just about that time, standing on the precipice of history. had to go into the city and see her lit up in red to get my mind right. go kansas city chiefs baybee
February 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
it's just about that time, standing on the precipice of history. had to go into the city and see her lit up in red to get my mind right. go kansas city chiefs baybee
you know you’re getting old when you rule out places because they’re too loud and you say things like “young people are an enigma”
February 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
you know you’re getting old when you rule out places because they’re too loud and you say things like “young people are an enigma”