Steve Martin Hotep
@ok2baluddite.bsky.social
damn it's crazy that they used to make burgers for your ass | he and I'll take a they as well
Pinned
for steve austin so loved the world that he just kicked your only begotten ass
Compositionally, tears and urine are the same thing.
January 28, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Compositionally, tears and urine are the same thing.
I think it's telling that no one's considering a scenario where, instead of a crazy guy wielding a syringe of dehydrated urine, it was a frog with a pair of wings which kept it from bumping its ass
Ron Johnson on Ilhan Omar getting attacked: "Let's talk about how crazy this is. Had that been a Republican member of Congress and an illegal immigrant spraying something at them, in Minneapolis what would probably happen is they would release that illegal immigrant."
January 28, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I think it's telling that no one's considering a scenario where, instead of a crazy guy wielding a syringe of dehydrated urine, it was a frog with a pair of wings which kept it from bumping its ass
He's being random. He's holding up a spork
Apart from anything else there are no penguins in Greenland. Unless he’s invading the South Pole too….
January 23, 2026 at 11:27 PM
He's being random. He's holding up a spork
Tim Finnegan has been brought back from the dead at his own wake by a drop of whiskey splashing his forehead. Just another Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil
January 23, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Tim Finnegan has been brought back from the dead at his own wake by a drop of whiskey splashing his forehead. Just another Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil
Madam Senator, your constituents are demanding answers. They won't stop until they get an explanation from their government as to how Trump's hair is supposed to fare in a blizzard
I joined agriculture leaders from across the state today in Mankato for the Minnesota Ag Expo. Minnesota farmers are the backbone of our economy, and we must ensure they have what they need to thrive—strong markets and stable trade policies.
January 22, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Madam Senator, your constituents are demanding answers. They won't stop until they get an explanation from their government as to how Trump's hair is supposed to fare in a blizzard
OLD HAT: Trump's doing an Infinite Jest by trying to take over Canada
RELEVANT: Trump's doing an Infinite Jest by pulling out a gun and pointing it at his head and telling the prime minister of Norway that if he's not allowed to have a Nobel prize he'll do it
RELEVANT: Trump's doing an Infinite Jest by pulling out a gun and pointing it at his head and telling the prime minister of Norway that if he's not allowed to have a Nobel prize he'll do it
Trump posts an image depicting Canada and Greenland as part of the United States
January 20, 2026 at 8:13 AM
OLD HAT: Trump's doing an Infinite Jest by trying to take over Canada
RELEVANT: Trump's doing an Infinite Jest by pulling out a gun and pointing it at his head and telling the prime minister of Norway that if he's not allowed to have a Nobel prize he'll do it
RELEVANT: Trump's doing an Infinite Jest by pulling out a gun and pointing it at his head and telling the prime minister of Norway that if he's not allowed to have a Nobel prize he'll do it
You know most people would be embarrassed to declare that a genocide-denying woman-harassing out-of-touch centrist liberal scold is proving himself less useless to the current moment than oneself, but you seem to be proud of that
now, personally, I think genocide denial is an actual problem and not an example of someone being annoying online but what do I know
January 19, 2026 at 12:25 AM
You know most people would be embarrassed to declare that a genocide-denying woman-harassing out-of-touch centrist liberal scold is proving himself less useless to the current moment than oneself, but you seem to be proud of that
I know he's all kinds of fucked-up facially but don't let that distract you from the fact of his name being Greg Cow
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino looks like an actual penis
January 18, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I know he's all kinds of fucked-up facially but don't let that distract you from the fact of his name being Greg Cow
Lol he's on his dairzy doats dozy doats little lamzy divey shit
January 17, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Lol he's on his dairzy doats dozy doats little lamzy divey shit
"Hate" is immaterial. Hate in one hand, shit in the other, then toss them both in an ICE van's open window
You will never hate ICE more than they hate you
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 AM
"Hate" is immaterial. Hate in one hand, shit in the other, then toss them both in an ICE van's open window
Alfred Nobel should've just given his kids all the dynamite money. It would've resulted in less blood spilled.
breathtakingly embarrassing for absolutely everyone involved lol
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Alfred Nobel should've just given his kids all the dynamite money. It would've resulted in less blood spilled.
It cannot be overstated how many musical production innovations came out of those four lads from Liverpod
January 14, 2026 at 3:11 PM
It cannot be overstated how many musical production innovations came out of those four lads from Liverpod
no one has fed Dogbert in weeks so he's been eating bits from Scott Adams's body
January 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
no one has fed Dogbert in weeks so he's been eating bits from Scott Adams's body
Reposted by Steve Martin Hotep
democrats are the party of "your father wouldn't have to hit you if you behaved yourself"
January 11, 2026 at 6:42 PM
democrats are the party of "your father wouldn't have to hit you if you behaved yourself"
Please drop your tour bus's sewage load over DHS HQ
DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.”
(H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )
(H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )
January 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Please drop your tour bus's sewage load over DHS HQ
I think a big reason why I held out in twitter for so long was that I had the blue blocker extension so I wasn't getting the real bad posts, which in retrospect was like taking homeopathic doses of ipecac to feel slightly nauseated as opposed to a full dose to puke
January 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I think a big reason why I held out in twitter for so long was that I had the blue blocker extension so I wasn't getting the real bad posts, which in retrospect was like taking homeopathic doses of ipecac to feel slightly nauseated as opposed to a full dose to puke
Toad president, stewing in his own piss puddle that Caracas exists in any form other than Little St. James 2
January 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Toad president, stewing in his own piss puddle that Caracas exists in any form other than Little St. James 2
If you've ever worn a KILL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE shirt to a TPUSA rally, I want you to know that you're about to get a visit from some feds
September 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If you've ever worn a KILL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE shirt to a TPUSA rally, I want you to know that you're about to get a visit from some feds
Of course it's proper to keep quiet in the theater while the movie's playing. Trailers however, that's anything-goes, and you really need to let a BOO out when Jared Leto shows up in the Tron Area trailer
August 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Of course it's proper to keep quiet in the theater while the movie's playing. Trailers however, that's anything-goes, and you really need to let a BOO out when Jared Leto shows up in the Tron Area trailer
not even 30sec into the new KotH
August 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
not even 30sec into the new KotH
Frank Drebin is one of those quintessential American dipshits up there with Rip Van Winkle, Arthur Scoresby, Toby Dammit, Tyrone Slothrop, and Homer Simpson
August 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Frank Drebin is one of those quintessential American dipshits up there with Rip Van Winkle, Arthur Scoresby, Toby Dammit, Tyrone Slothrop, and Homer Simpson
Dan Schneider and Brian Peck called in a favor from the Nickelodeon logo
A mysterious “orange shape” was recorded ascending the stairs to where Jeffrey Epstein’s cell was located the night he died.
Mysterious ‘Orange Shape’ Raises More Questions About Epstein Footage
A CBS investigation claims officials may have misled the public about a series of details on Jeffrey Epstein’s final night alive.
trib.al
July 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Dan Schneider and Brian Peck called in a favor from the Nickelodeon logo
