Steve Martin Hotep
@ok2baluddite.bsky.social
damn it's crazy that they used to make burgers for your ass | he and I'll take a they as well
Pinned
for steve austin so loved the world that he just kicked your only begotten ass
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democrats are the party of "your father wouldn't have to hit you if you behaved yourself"
January 11, 2026 at 6:42 PM
democrats are the party of "your father wouldn't have to hit you if you behaved yourself"
Please drop your tour bus's sewage load over DHS HQ
DAVE MATTHEWS: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for masked thugs to roam our streets & terrorize our communities... She was trying to get away. He shot her 3x in the head. Murdered in cold blood. They’re trying to tell us not to believe what we see. FUCK ICE.”
(H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )
(H/T @marcofoster.bsky.social )
January 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Please drop your tour bus's sewage load over DHS HQ
I think a big reason why I held out in twitter for so long was that I had the blue blocker extension so I wasn't getting the real bad posts, which in retrospect was like taking homeopathic doses of ipecac to feel slightly nauseated as opposed to a full dose to puke
January 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I think a big reason why I held out in twitter for so long was that I had the blue blocker extension so I wasn't getting the real bad posts, which in retrospect was like taking homeopathic doses of ipecac to feel slightly nauseated as opposed to a full dose to puke
Toad president, stewing in his own piss puddle that Caracas exists in any form other than Little St. James 2
January 3, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Toad president, stewing in his own piss puddle that Caracas exists in any form other than Little St. James 2
Horst Wessel was pimping out a homeless 20yrold. What do you think Charlie Kirk had on his hard drives? 🤔
September 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Horst Wessel was pimping out a homeless 20yrold. What do you think Charlie Kirk had on his hard drives? 🤔
If you've ever worn a KILL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE shirt to a TPUSA rally, I want you to know that you're about to get a visit from some feds
September 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If you've ever worn a KILL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE shirt to a TPUSA rally, I want you to know that you're about to get a visit from some feds
Of course it's proper to keep quiet in the theater while the movie's playing. Trailers however, that's anything-goes, and you really need to let a BOO out when Jared Leto shows up in the Tron Area trailer
August 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Of course it's proper to keep quiet in the theater while the movie's playing. Trailers however, that's anything-goes, and you really need to let a BOO out when Jared Leto shows up in the Tron Area trailer
not even 30sec into the new KotH
August 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
not even 30sec into the new KotH
Frank Drebin is one of those quintessential American dipshits up there with Rip Van Winkle, Arthur Scoresby, Toby Dammit, Tyrone Slothrop, and Homer Simpson
August 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Frank Drebin is one of those quintessential American dipshits up there with Rip Van Winkle, Arthur Scoresby, Toby Dammit, Tyrone Slothrop, and Homer Simpson
Dan Schneider and Brian Peck called in a favor from the Nickelodeon logo
A mysterious “orange shape” was recorded ascending the stairs to where Jeffrey Epstein’s cell was located the night he died.
Mysterious ‘Orange Shape’ Raises More Questions About Epstein Footage
A CBS investigation claims officials may have misled the public about a series of details on Jeffrey Epstein’s final night alive.
trib.al
July 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Dan Schneider and Brian Peck called in a favor from the Nickelodeon logo
My neighbor told me women need to protect themselves from misogynists so I asked how and she said she uploads her personal info to an unsecure app and tells other women to do the same, so I said it sounds like you're feeding your data to the misogynists and then her daughter started crying
July 27, 2025 at 10:29 AM
My neighbor told me women need to protect themselves from misogynists so I asked how and she said she uploads her personal info to an unsecure app and tells other women to do the same, so I said it sounds like you're feeding your data to the misogynists and then her daughter started crying
"sleep with one eye open / gripping your pillow tight" is a great way to wake up the next day with a scratched up cornea
July 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"sleep with one eye open / gripping your pillow tight" is a great way to wake up the next day with a scratched up cornea
MAGA guys are going to have to quit wearing those KILL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE shirts to Trump rallies because that constitutes declaring a death threat against the president
July 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
MAGA guys are going to have to quit wearing those KILL YOUR LOCAL PEDOPHILE shirts to Trump rallies because that constitutes declaring a death threat against the president
The typing monkeys scene can be interpreted as being about online DC fandom BS, but considering everything else, it could also be online hasbara BS
July 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The typing monkeys scene can be interpreted as being about online DC fandom BS, but considering everything else, it could also be online hasbara BS
Steve Coogan starred in a biopic about a highly influential Northern English music promoter and then years later did the evil version of that
July 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Steve Coogan starred in a biopic about a highly influential Northern English music promoter and then years later did the evil version of that
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Here come the waterworks youtu.be/w8hiKeJxWI4
June 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Here come the waterworks youtu.be/w8hiKeJxWI4
every nation on earth should be allowed to have a nuke, a microphone, two turntables minimum, an 808, a 303, an Akai MPC, and a sound system with a subwoofer that creates a bigger blast than the nuke
June 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
every nation on earth should be allowed to have a nuke, a microphone, two turntables minimum, an 808, a 303, an Akai MPC, and a sound system with a subwoofer that creates a bigger blast than the nuke
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As far back as I can remember I always wanted to die to keep Benjamin Netanyahu out of prison
June 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
As far back as I can remember I always wanted to die to keep Benjamin Netanyahu out of prison
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what a stupid presidency, what a stupid fucking war
June 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
what a stupid presidency, what a stupid fucking war
Paracelsus tells us that the dosage of the miscellaneous uncs is what makes the poison
June 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Paracelsus tells us that the dosage of the miscellaneous uncs is what makes the poison
Little Hans from Dr Freud's case studies grew up to be Super Hans from Peep Show
June 15, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Little Hans from Dr Freud's case studies grew up to be Super Hans from Peep Show