Sean Morrissey
@ohseanofnoise.bsky.social
He/Him/His • Minneapolis • Musician (Night Audit, Astronomique, The New Monarchs) • DJ Hey There Handsome • Retired Trivia Host • #coffeewaterdietcoke
Music Links:
www.linktr.ee/nightaudit
Music Links:
www.linktr.ee/nightaudit
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AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
AOC: "It is unconscionable that what we are debating right now is legislation that will give 8 senators over $1 million a piece & we're robbing people of their food assistance & healthcare to pay for it. How can we vote to enrich ourselves by stealing from the American people?"
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
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Half in the Bag: Halloween Hangover (2025)
Half in the Bag: Halloween Hangover (2025)
YouTube video by RedLetterMedia
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November 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Half in the Bag: Halloween Hangover (2025)
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I have devoted my life to perfecting my performance of all response lines in Mark Morrison’s “Return of the Mack.” I’ve still got a ways to go
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I have devoted my life to perfecting my performance of all response lines in Mark Morrison’s “Return of the Mack.” I’ve still got a ways to go
I bet they’ll reboot Perfect Strangers.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I bet they’ll reboot Perfect Strangers.
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the first time I was in las vegas my father-in-law made us rent cars to get around, and when this came on satellite radio while I was being forced to navigate the strip at midnight I yelled at everyone in the car to shut up so I could fucking lock in
Millennials haven’t had easy lives but at least we’ll always have this beat drop at 3:07
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
the first time I was in las vegas my father-in-law made us rent cars to get around, and when this came on satellite radio while I was being forced to navigate the strip at midnight I yelled at everyone in the car to shut up so I could fucking lock in
Matthew Lillard is in Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College.
November 6, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Matthew Lillard is in Ghoulies III: Ghoulies Go to College.
Oh shit we got that first Wednesday of the month siren going 🚨
November 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Oh shit we got that first Wednesday of the month siren going 🚨
Got wings at Runyon’s last night and honestly still thinking about them.
November 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Got wings at Runyon’s last night and honestly still thinking about them.
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Me looking at NYC with its new Mayor Mamdani while my stupid ass city re-elects this racist chamber of commerce brat for the third damn time in a row
ariel from the little mermaid is looking out of a hole in the water and smiling .
Alt: ariel from the little mermaid is looking out of a hole, reaching to the surface, during Part of Your World song
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November 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Me looking at NYC with its new Mayor Mamdani while my stupid ass city re-elects this racist chamber of commerce brat for the third damn time in a row
Minneapolis, get out and vote! 🗳️
November 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Minneapolis, get out and vote! 🗳️
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Happy Halloween.
Here’s a picture of a house.
From Halloween.
Here’s a picture of a house.
From Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Happy Halloween.
Here’s a picture of a house.
From Halloween.
Here’s a picture of a house.
From Halloween.
This is not a hot take by any means, but I’d love to once again voice my disdain for the Michael Myers mask from Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
October 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
This is not a hot take by any means, but I’d love to once again voice my disdain for the Michael Myers mask from Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
Only now realizing that one of my favorite cartoons growing up (David the Gnome) was produced by the Weinsteins 😡
October 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Only now realizing that one of my favorite cartoons growing up (David the Gnome) was produced by the Weinsteins 😡
On my yearly watch of Halloween III: Season of the Witch and I am curious who is the modern day Tom Atkins?
October 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
On my yearly watch of Halloween III: Season of the Witch and I am curious who is the modern day Tom Atkins?
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
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Trump was able to find $40 billion to bail out Argentina and $300 million for his new ballroom.
Yet he can't find funds to prevent millions of Americans from losing access to healthcare or stop kids from going hungry.
Cruelty is the point.
Yet he can't find funds to prevent millions of Americans from losing access to healthcare or stop kids from going hungry.
Cruelty is the point.
October 28, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Trump was able to find $40 billion to bail out Argentina and $300 million for his new ballroom.
Yet he can't find funds to prevent millions of Americans from losing access to healthcare or stop kids from going hungry.
Cruelty is the point.
Yet he can't find funds to prevent millions of Americans from losing access to healthcare or stop kids from going hungry.
Cruelty is the point.
Kelsey Grammer…I could have sworn that was Darius Emanuel Grouch III, aka "The Rumble"
Actor Kelsey Grammer and his wife Kayte Walsh have a new son named Christopher.
Kelsey Grammer, 70, announces the birth of his 8th child: 'Isn't that lovely?'
Actor Kelsey Grammer and his wife Kayte Walsh have a new son named Christopher. The 70-year-old “Frasier” star announced his baby news on Monday’s edition of the “Pod Meets World” podcast.
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October 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Kelsey Grammer…I could have sworn that was Darius Emanuel Grouch III, aka "The Rumble"
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The hilariously inept administration tried to bully @annabower.bsky.social so we invited her on to shed some light on the whole L'Affaire du Text. youtu.be/NPtKENZwX18
So, Trump's Lawyer Keeps Txting Me...
YouTube video by LegalEagle
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October 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The hilariously inept administration tried to bully @annabower.bsky.social so we invited her on to shed some light on the whole L'Affaire du Text. youtu.be/NPtKENZwX18
Why are they called mozzarella sticks and not mozzarella fingers?
October 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Why are they called mozzarella sticks and not mozzarella fingers?
What we don’t know is the in universe relation of “Jigsaw” John Kramer and Seinfeld neighbor Cosmo Kramer.
October 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
What we don’t know is the in universe relation of “Jigsaw” John Kramer and Seinfeld neighbor Cosmo Kramer.
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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects
September 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects
Accidentally said “Brian Gump” instead of “Forrest Gump”
October 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Accidentally said “Brian Gump” instead of “Forrest Gump”