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Beefy Spurge
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fix your hearts or die
I'm pissed that the culture war brainwashing has made our stupid uncles have to pretend to like Kid Rock. When we were 12 and thought we liked Kid Rock, our stupid uncles were like, "This sucks, turn it off." And it was some of the only good advice they ever gave us.
February 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
WHO CARES IF SUPER BOWL ADS ARE GOOD OR BAD? GET A LIFE! ITS ALL BAD!
February 9, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Reposted by Beefy Spurge
“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
New York, I Love You But You're a Sanctuary City
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Let her be. We have bigger things to worry about.
Crime headline of the day.
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Hey.
February 2, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Yeah. This is it. But it's not unique to our country. Anarchists get blasted for being idealists with baby brains but this is basically it. It's simple. Keep power in check.
A fundamental problem with this country is that you have less responsibility, transparency, and duty as you gain more power when it should be the opposite. The Supreme Court gets to be very secretive for no good reason. Cops get a monopoly on violence and have near total immunity when they use it.
February 2, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Jesus Christ it's January
January 31, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Masked men breaking into houses at night is one of the reasons to own a gun. Those men being agents of the state is one of the reasons for the second amendment.
January 30, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Fuck AI it is stupid and bad
January 29, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Turns out that was just a normal size coat
January 27, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Reposted by Beefy Spurge
January 26, 2026 at 11:52 PM
There's good out there too
January 27, 2026 at 12:28 AM
We knew they were spineless political shills but Jesus Christ they can't even pretend to have the convictions they pretend are the reason they exist
January 25, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Reposted by Beefy Spurge
January 24, 2026 at 3:51 AM
AI can't whittle spoons by the fire
January 21, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Gonna drop out of life to whittle spoons by the fire
January 21, 2026 at 12:54 AM
2026 is off to such a rough start that AI Eminem yelled at me and I didn't feel anything
January 15, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Got banned from X for a typo
January 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Okay it's winter now
December 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
To the dog in the grocery store parking lot with his head stuck in a Wendy's sack: this is what happens when you chase your dreams.
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
skull deer
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
BEANS!
A grain bin filled with soybeans collapsed in Iroquois County, Illinois, taking out power lines but causing no injuries.
October 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Girl
You have no faith in medicine
Oh, girl
genuinely crying at this one
September 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Reevaluating my thoughts on Kirk after seeing these quotes. Worth sharing.
September 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM