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Beefy Spurge
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fix your hearts or die
To the dog in the grocery store parking lot with his head stuck in a Wendy's sack: this is what happens when you chase your dreams.
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
skull deer
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
BEANS!
A grain bin filled with soybeans collapsed in Iroquois County, Illinois, taking out power lines but causing no injuries.
October 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Girl
You have no faith in medicine
Oh, girl
genuinely crying at this one
September 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Reevaluating my thoughts on Kirk after seeing these quotes. Worth sharing.
September 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I can't keep track. Which corporations do we love and which ones do we hate right now? Who are the good oligarchs? Which are the evil poors?
September 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.
September 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Shiiiiiiiit if you like horror lit read Our Share of Night by Mariana Enriquez
September 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Guy who waits for a non right wing shooter to assassinate someone so he can do civil war 2 but it never happens
September 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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transgender ideology:
trans existence is a public good you're welcome also pay us
September 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The fascist bastards are trying so fucking hard. Goddamn them.
September 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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More birthday notes have been revealed. In my opinion, this is beginning to implicate Donald Trump.
September 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
When my great grandma would ask my great grandpa what he was sitting on
September 4, 2025 at 6:19 AM
This book rules. It's different enough from Tender is the Flesh but still horrific. The two books could take place in the same universe.
About to start Bazterrica's most recent novel. Tender is the Flesh did actual psychic damage, so I'm looking forward to this one.
September 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Fucking THANK YOU. God raw milk people piss me off.
When people say "We used to drink raw milk from our own cow and it was fine,"

That's... usually not the case!

In families w their own cow, the mom usually boiled it before using.

We just forgot bc that's a boring chore that mom did. And who pays attention to that?

youtu.be/vKDPast9WFk
"Everyone Drank Raw Milk!" No They Didn't
YouTube video by Farm to Taber
youtu.be
September 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
About to start Bazterrica's most recent novel. Tender is the Flesh did actual psychic damage, so I'm looking forward to this one.
September 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
You'd think a career golf cheat would be better at hiding strokes
September 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Took the dog huckleberry picking. He got more than I did.
August 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Very happy the National Guard has been turned into the military arm of the NextDoor app
August 12, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Crank it to Hank
August 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
August 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Just when I think I'm too old for novelty t-shirts, this beautiful bastard finds its way into my life.
July 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Third eye pig
July 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My grandmother, hanging out of the window of the car, with her brothers. Waiting as their parents put up hay on the field where we still put up hay.

As small kids, my sister and I spent countless scorching July days doing the exact same, waiting until we were old enough to run the equipment.
July 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM