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Beefy Spurge
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fix your hearts or die
To the dog in the grocery store parking lot with his head stuck in a Wendy's sack: this is what happens when you chase your dreams.
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
skull deer
November 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I'm no Kirk fan but some of these are on point.
September 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Reevaluating my thoughts on Kirk after seeing these quotes. Worth sharing.
September 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
When my great grandma would ask my great grandpa what he was sitting on
September 4, 2025 at 6:19 AM
About to start Bazterrica's most recent novel. Tender is the Flesh did actual psychic damage, so I'm looking forward to this one.
September 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Took the dog huckleberry picking. He got more than I did.
August 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
August 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Just when I think I'm too old for novelty t-shirts, this beautiful bastard finds its way into my life.
July 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Third eye pig
July 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
My grandmother, hanging out of the window of the car, with her brothers. Waiting as their parents put up hay on the field where we still put up hay.

As small kids, my sister and I spent countless scorching July days doing the exact same, waiting until we were old enough to run the equipment.
July 14, 2025 at 2:44 PM
June 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It's pizza time on the farm
June 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
June 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Is this funny or am I just high?
June 14, 2025 at 4:56 AM
June 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Wait. These aren't the same guy?
June 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
One of the best political cartoons I've seen recently showed Trump wearing his branded merch, standing in front of his tower but rather than "Trump" it all said "Me" and that's exactly what it is, isn't it?
June 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Forgot I was wearing my dumb guys rule shirt and went out in public today. Got lots of weird looks from women and lots of thumbs ups from dudes.
June 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Gonna spend all June commenting "gay" on dumbass posts like this
June 1, 2025 at 11:34 PM
May 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
He was also selling this flag which is one of my favorite right-wing dumbass artifacts of all time
May 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
BREAKING: RFK Jr. to release 'Make America Healthy Again' report
May 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
how could you refuse
May 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Pig pile! Pig pile! Pig pile! Pig pile!
May 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM