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Yeah… yeah…
Trump gonna pardon Diddy when he goes to prison.
May 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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The absolute disgrace taking place today in front of cameras in the White House is yet another reminder that for all the talk of Joe Biden's failures, the people who failed America the most are our citizens. Empowering this guy (again) was a foreseeable disaster we'll be lucky to survive.
May 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I also feel so much better not being on Twitter and other apps anymore. It’s really refreshing. Since I’m trying to write now, I guess I have to use it more. Gotdamn.
May 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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May 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Netflix goes up one more time, I’M STEALING!
December 13, 2024 at 4:42 PM
I would have lost it all
but now I see
how you were there for me
I can say
Never would have made it
Never could have made it without youuuuuu
December 6, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I think these next four years I’m gonna watching Bravo shows and drown myself in sports. Y’all got it, man.
December 6, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Damn man, he really got a problem. Hit us with the classic alcoholic shit.
Trump nominee Pete Hegseth says he will stop drinking if Republican Senators confirm him as Secretary of Defense
December 5, 2024 at 11:41 PM
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One of my core pale horses of the AI apocalypse has been "OpenAI raises prices" and, baby, it's here! $200 a month for "unlimited access" to their models.

www.wheresyoured.at/burst-damage/
December 5, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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Zip it up and zip it out!
Black people should start making up random ass phrases that make no sense to see if white people will still copy it
December 4, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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Next time you have an idea that seems too crazy, just remember that John Woo once walked into an office and said "I wanna make a movie where Nick Cage plays John Travolta playing Nick Cage, and John Travolta plays Nick Cage playing John Travolta," and someone wrote him a check for 80 million dollars
December 4, 2024 at 6:55 PM
December 4, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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One of the quotes that will haunt me for life is the state coroner of Georgia telling an audience “when you find someone headless and with their hands and feet cut off at the bottom of the Chattahoochee, you usually figure out they did something to deserve it”
December 4, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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You know how bad you messed up if someone’s willing to shoot you in front of a zillion CCTV cameras and everyone in midtown Manhattan
December 4, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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“They should teach financial literacy in schools”

“Ok, but first how bout Algebra I”
December 4, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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This is a bad take. RFK Jr has shown that he will fall for any junk science because he thinks he's more knowledgeable than actual experts. So at some point some dumbass junk science shit will appeal to him with agriculture and next thing you know we're living in a dust bowl
If Trump truly wanted to fulfill the most broadly appealing parts of the pledge to “Make America healthy again,” he should have chosen RFK Jr. for agriculture secretary, Nicholas Florko writes:
RFK Jr. Is in the Wrong Agency
He could be a great agriculture secretary.
www.theatlantic.com
December 3, 2024 at 6:26 PM
John Runyan talking that bullshit in that letter from the NFL is like Bill Romanowski calling somebody racist. That Al-Shaair hit was dirty but JOHN RUNYAN telling somebody about disrespecting the game?
December 4, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Nick Bosa couldn’t bring himself to sack that white man tonight, eh?
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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IT BEGINS
“My daughter barely played with Leo”

CANT IMAGINE WHY

I just came across this on marketplace and does anyone have any good doomsday cult recommendations? I think it’s time to shut this all down
December 1, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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Making Terry Bradshaw try to pronounce Azeez Al-Shaair is a cruel joke by the FOX producers.
December 1, 2024 at 9:30 PM
The type of people they are trying to reach don’t use Twitter like that, actually. They need to hit IG and TikTok.
December 1, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Lord Jamar being a Flat Earther is pretty non surprising. It actually tracks. Coz yanno… lol
December 1, 2024 at 8:26 PM
That was an incredibly cheap hit on Trevor Lawrence. Hope he’s ok.
December 1, 2024 at 7:06 PM