The Original Party Worm
@ogpartyworm.bsky.social
staring into the void and it’s staring back. Marquette/Big East’s resident problem child. shitposting in Seattle. Probably yelling about the Sounders. Kermit meme connoisseur. He/Him
Huh.
So that’s a thing.
So that’s a thing.
I can confirm that this rumor definitely has legs. Would definitely include a transfer fee, plus it would free up about $350k/year from the Sounders’ books. Gives the Sounders some real flexibility, but Danny Leyva also looked to be in line for some significant minutes this year.
December 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Huh.
So that’s a thing.
So that’s a thing.
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extremely relatable
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
extremely relatable
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Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Nothing illustrates the arseholery of the IOC and the British Press more than the use of the image of a not-Trans woman to illustrate a story about trans women being banned (because there are no current trans women competing at this level)
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Trump is 30 points underwater. Dems swept the special elections. People know the GOP is responsible for the shutdown. So the Dem Senators pulled out their big guns... and shot themselves in the foot.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Trump is 30 points underwater. Dems swept the special elections. People know the GOP is responsible for the shutdown. So the Dem Senators pulled out their big guns... and shot themselves in the foot.
Me for the next two hours
November 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me for the next two hours
The sounders are going to cause me immense pain or joy today I can’t wait to see which one it is
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The sounders are going to cause me immense pain or joy today I can’t wait to see which one it is
Giving the fuckers a little bit of the people’s elbow tonight
two men are standing next to each other in a locker room and talking .
Alt: The people’s elbow
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Giving the fuckers a little bit of the people’s elbow tonight
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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Please god let me wake up to Bruce Harrell crashing out like someone taking the Union Street offramp too fast
November 5, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Please god let me wake up to Bruce Harrell crashing out like someone taking the Union Street offramp too fast
“Rubbernecking a car crash” style of interested to see the late night presidential crash out on truth social tbh
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
“Rubbernecking a car crash” style of interested to see the late night presidential crash out on truth social tbh
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Decision Desk has called the New Jersey governors race for Mikie Sherill. Yet another state where millions of dollars in anti trans ads didn't work.
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Decision Desk has called the New Jersey governors race for Mikie Sherill. Yet another state where millions of dollars in anti trans ads didn't work.
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It got worse
In the past 8 days:
Pedro de la Vega broke his patella
Mariners lose Game 6 and 7 of the ALCS
Liverpool lose at home to United, away to Brentford
Vikings lose to the Eagles and get curbstomped by the Chargers
Desperate for any ounce of good news over here.
Pedro de la Vega broke his patella
Mariners lose Game 6 and 7 of the ALCS
Liverpool lose at home to United, away to Brentford
Vikings lose to the Eagles and get curbstomped by the Chargers
Desperate for any ounce of good news over here.
October 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
It got worse
Getting the Hell is Real derby in the first round of the playoffs absolutely rules by the way
October 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Getting the Hell is Real derby in the first round of the playoffs absolutely rules by the way
Microsoft ain’t slick with their weather notifications in windows. “Rain coming in 2 hours” yeah no shit it’s Seattle from October to June
October 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Microsoft ain’t slick with their weather notifications in windows. “Rain coming in 2 hours” yeah no shit it’s Seattle from October to June
THE FIRE ARE WINNING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
THE FIRE ARE WINNING. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha North Carolina
October 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha North Carolina
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When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion
October 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Fluke Lickell
October 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Fluke Lickell
That pitch was fucking filthy
October 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
That pitch was fucking filthy
@bddrix.bsky.social I apologize for any potential bad blood earlier my body cannot handle any more stress
October 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
@bddrix.bsky.social I apologize for any potential bad blood earlier my body cannot handle any more stress
Googling “lethal dose of weed”
October 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Googling “lethal dose of weed”
Various images of melting down in real time
October 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Various images of melting down in real time