Dirt Wizard
@officialdirtwizard.bsky.social
Great and Powerful Wizard. Fightin' World Champion #1.
Bluesky's a fucking graveyard. I'll keep my account open in case anyone needs to contact me in an emergency. Outside of that I checking in once a month max, for like 90 seconds. Fuck y'all. Bye.
July 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Bluesky's a fucking graveyard. I'll keep my account open in case anyone needs to contact me in an emergency. Outside of that I checking in once a month max, for like 90 seconds. Fuck y'all. Bye.
@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social DAAAAAAVE! My Brazilian student is back in Brazil and had a wonderful time in Florida!
I thought your advice about wiping phones was a little excessive but apparently not
youtu.be/8eEz_oVNhak?...
I thought your advice about wiping phones was a little excessive but apparently not
youtu.be/8eEz_oVNhak?...
Why you definitely SHOULD NOT share this JD Vance meme
YouTube video by MSNBC
youtu.be
June 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social DAAAAAAVE! My Brazilian student is back in Brazil and had a wonderful time in Florida!
I thought your advice about wiping phones was a little excessive but apparently not
youtu.be/8eEz_oVNhak?...
I thought your advice about wiping phones was a little excessive but apparently not
youtu.be/8eEz_oVNhak?...
I'd hate to be bited by a Dracula.
Opinion: The threat being bited by a Dracula is scary af. But peehaps thats exactly why we love it
(Source: tinyurl.com/5d6zrdd8)
(Source: tinyurl.com/5d6zrdd8)
June 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I'd hate to be bited by a Dracula.
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I've loaded 15.9 tons. Almost there. Can't wait to see what I get.
June 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I've loaded 15.9 tons. Almost there. Can't wait to see what I get.
"It was the fuck-aroundiest of times, it was the find-outiest of times..."
US urges China to dissuade Iran from closing Strait of Hormuz reut.rs/3HTg5WN
US urges China to dissuade Iran from closing Strait of Hormuz
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio on Sunday called on China to encourage Iran to not shut down the Strait of Hormuz after Washington carried out strikes on Iranian nuclear sites.
reut.rs
June 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"It was the fuck-aroundiest of times, it was the find-outiest of times..."
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Credit to Trump, it looks like Operation Fuck Around was an unqualified success. And now we wait…
June 22, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Credit to Trump, it looks like Operation Fuck Around was an unqualified success. And now we wait…
The scourge of video piracy in Ireland 1980s
YouTube video by Old Ireland Restored
youtu.be
June 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Getting pretty sick and tired of these "so called" experts telling me what to do.
My body. My choice.
My body. My choice.
June 7, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Getting pretty sick and tired of these "so called" experts telling me what to do.
My body. My choice.
My body. My choice.
@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social DAAAAVE! One of my longest and favoritist students is going to the US (Florida) for the first time on Friday. She's Brazilian, traveling with her husband, a week in Miami, a week in Orlando and a week long cruise outta Fort Lauderdale. They've rented a car...
June 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social DAAAAVE! One of my longest and favoritist students is going to the US (Florida) for the first time on Friday. She's Brazilian, traveling with her husband, a week in Miami, a week in Orlando and a week long cruise outta Fort Lauderdale. They've rented a car...
A.I. generated doom. Is nothing sacred? Nobody asked for this. Nobody wants this. And the music is fucking garbage too.
Can A.I. just fuck all the way off? Sick of seeing it fucking EVERYWHERE now. IT'S SHITE!
Can A.I. just fuck all the way off? Sick of seeing it fucking EVERYWHERE now. IT'S SHITE!
May 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A.I. generated doom. Is nothing sacred? Nobody asked for this. Nobody wants this. And the music is fucking garbage too.
Can A.I. just fuck all the way off? Sick of seeing it fucking EVERYWHERE now. IT'S SHITE!
Can A.I. just fuck all the way off? Sick of seeing it fucking EVERYWHERE now. IT'S SHITE!
@wisekingaido.bsky.social Time to dust off you beret, grab you clove cigarettes and your copy of Marxism for Dummies.
New Stereolab just dropped.
stereolab.bandcamp.com/album/instan...
New Stereolab just dropped.
stereolab.bandcamp.com/album/instan...
Instant Holograms On Metal Film, by Stereolab
13 track album
stereolab.bandcamp.com
May 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
@wisekingaido.bsky.social Time to dust off you beret, grab you clove cigarettes and your copy of Marxism for Dummies.
New Stereolab just dropped.
stereolab.bandcamp.com/album/instan...
New Stereolab just dropped.
stereolab.bandcamp.com/album/instan...
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
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I can’t think of anything more Orwellian than waking up to find out you’d transformed into a giant bug
May 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I can’t think of anything more Orwellian than waking up to find out you’d transformed into a giant bug
@peepers.bsky.social Sinners is great but I don't think @wisekingaido.bsky.social would like it. Too scary and he's no a big fan of... uhhh... DRACULAS! That's it. "Why can't they just go back to where they came from!" he says.
Transylvania I guess. "Why are their penises so big!" he says.
Sad.
Transylvania I guess. "Why are their penises so big!" he says.
Sad.
May 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
@peepers.bsky.social Sinners is great but I don't think @wisekingaido.bsky.social would like it. Too scary and he's no a big fan of... uhhh... DRACULAS! That's it. "Why can't they just go back to where they came from!" he says.
Transylvania I guess. "Why are their penises so big!" he says.
Sad.
Transylvania I guess. "Why are their penises so big!" he says.
Sad.
Latest episode of This American Life is wild. About some circus carny in the 90s who traveled around the US raw dogging chicks. Sired over 300 kids apparently who are now looking for him...
May 20, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Latest episode of This American Life is wild. About some circus carny in the 90s who traveled around the US raw dogging chicks. Sired over 300 kids apparently who are now looking for him...
I have returned with an important 🚨PSA 🚨
So those brainiacs at Birmingham City Council have decided to let @peepers.bsky.social up to the surface. Not only that, he's now a tourist attraction apparently! DO NOT GET YOUR PHOTO TAKEN WITH PEEPERS!
youtube.com/shorts/j7mwc...
So those brainiacs at Birmingham City Council have decided to let @peepers.bsky.social up to the surface. Not only that, he's now a tourist attraction apparently! DO NOT GET YOUR PHOTO TAKEN WITH PEEPERS!
youtube.com/shorts/j7mwc...
Did This Orangutan Just pull a Ninja Move… or a Dude in Disguise? #shorts.
YouTube video by FabFurFriends
youtube.com
May 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I have returned with an important 🚨PSA 🚨
So those brainiacs at Birmingham City Council have decided to let @peepers.bsky.social up to the surface. Not only that, he's now a tourist attraction apparently! DO NOT GET YOUR PHOTO TAKEN WITH PEEPERS!
youtube.com/shorts/j7mwc...
So those brainiacs at Birmingham City Council have decided to let @peepers.bsky.social up to the surface. Not only that, he's now a tourist attraction apparently! DO NOT GET YOUR PHOTO TAKEN WITH PEEPERS!
youtube.com/shorts/j7mwc...
There has to be other life out there in the universe, why have they never revealed
themselves to us?
I'll tell you why, in 1977 Sony released a song by Jim Steinman called Bat Out Of Hell and all the aliens in the universe realized they couldn't fuck with humans.
themselves to us?
I'll tell you why, in 1977 Sony released a song by Jim Steinman called Bat Out Of Hell and all the aliens in the universe realized they couldn't fuck with humans.
March 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
There has to be other life out there in the universe, why have they never revealed
themselves to us?
I'll tell you why, in 1977 Sony released a song by Jim Steinman called Bat Out Of Hell and all the aliens in the universe realized they couldn't fuck with humans.
themselves to us?
I'll tell you why, in 1977 Sony released a song by Jim Steinman called Bat Out Of Hell and all the aliens in the universe realized they couldn't fuck with humans.
@peepers.bsky.social Got a billion dollar movie idea buddy, gonna save Hollywood!
Hear me out. So Hickman was dead 3 weeks before the found him right? And the climate of New Mexico had mummified him 🤔
Hear me out. So Hickman was dead 3 weeks before the found him right? And the climate of New Mexico had mummified him 🤔
March 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
@peepers.bsky.social Got a billion dollar movie idea buddy, gonna save Hollywood!
Hear me out. So Hickman was dead 3 weeks before the found him right? And the climate of New Mexico had mummified him 🤔
Hear me out. So Hickman was dead 3 weeks before the found him right? And the climate of New Mexico had mummified him 🤔
@wisekingaido.bsky.social OMG I'm trending on Google!
March 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
@wisekingaido.bsky.social OMG I'm trending on Google!
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Wild Rocket on tour across the island in May. Tickets for Dublin up tomorrow.
March 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Wild Rocket on tour across the island in May. Tickets for Dublin up tomorrow.
By Jesus Saint Patrick didn't get all the snakes out of Ireland. There's one snake in particular, a snake who promised me that for €45 he could get me on the cover of Handsome Catholic Monthly.
Down to the newsagents this morning and sure it's only the snake himself, @wisekingaido.bsky.social 😡😡😡
Down to the newsagents this morning and sure it's only the snake himself, @wisekingaido.bsky.social 😡😡😡
March 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
By Jesus Saint Patrick didn't get all the snakes out of Ireland. There's one snake in particular, a snake who promised me that for €45 he could get me on the cover of Handsome Catholic Monthly.
Down to the newsagents this morning and sure it's only the snake himself, @wisekingaido.bsky.social 😡😡😡
Down to the newsagents this morning and sure it's only the snake himself, @wisekingaido.bsky.social 😡😡😡
@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social When's your birthday Dave? Found something pretty classy a stylish man like yourself may enjoy...
March 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
@davewholovesbeer.bsky.social When's your birthday Dave? Found something pretty classy a stylish man like yourself may enjoy...
For those of you who celebrate.
March 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
For those of you who celebrate.
Tesla dude mad that somebody said they hoped all Tesla owners burn up in their cars.
Same Tesla dude on X
Same Tesla dude on X
March 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Tesla dude mad that somebody said they hoped all Tesla owners burn up in their cars.
Same Tesla dude on X
Same Tesla dude on X