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One of the crazy parts of the Epstein emails that people gloss over is that dude's email address was jeffrey epstein itunes
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Over the past few months, BlackRock and other major investment firms have abandoned their commitments to green investments, saying explicitly that it's not profitable enough. Yes, renewables are cheap... but they are not nearly as profitable as fossil fuels.
September 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I'm sure inviting an evil think tank guy to study his evil plan for the best way to appease the evil president will be a winning strategy
HAHAHAHA UHHHH WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK??????
September 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Todayborday, I'd like to wish alla y'alls a Mario Paint Labor Day!
September 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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elbows down
August 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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I FOUND IT on my backup drive
July 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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I filled an old windex bottle with holy water and spray my ghouls with it anytime they misbehave
August 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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This article contains the first direct admission from a Canadian official I've seen that Canadian companies are in fact supplying Israel's Iron Dome system. globalnews.ca/news/1132889...
Explainer: The controversy over Canada’s rules on military exports to Israel - National | Globalnews.ca
Here's a look at what we know — and don't know — about Ottawa's efforts to keep Canadian weapons out of Gaza while allowing Israel to import military goods for other purposes.
globalnews.ca
August 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Watch Out!
August 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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In women’s prisons across Texas, tear gas has become the go-to response for minor infractions, writes Kwaneta Harris for our R2W project. Guards deploy tear gas for cursing, for walking too slowly, for asking too many questions. It’s not about safety; it’s about weaponizing compliance.
Weaponized compliance: Tear gas in women’s prisons
Guards deploy tear gas for cursing, for walking too slowly, for asking too many questions. It's not about safety; it's about control
prismreports.org
August 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I think the most frustrating thing about the Western govs' Palestine recognition is that their conditions for a two-state solution are completely delusional (probably by design)
August 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Western countries are gonna demand that a Palestinian state must include a condemnation of Hamas in their constitution
Canada has long been committed to a two-state solution — an independent, viable, and sovereign Palestinian state living side by side with the State of Israel in peace and security.
 
My statement on Canada’s recognition of a Palestinian state:
August 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Keir Starmer is truly one of the most evil and cynical western political leaders of the 21st century.

What kind of negotiating tactic is "if you don't stop genociding these people we'll recognize their human rights"
July 30, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Doug Ford plans to dismantle Ontario’s most popular provincial park.

More than half the shoreline of Wasaga Beach could be opened to development.

pressprogress.ca/doug-ford-pl...
How Doug Ford Plans to Dismantle Ontario’s Most Popular Provincial Park
More than half of the Wasaga Beach shoreline could be opened to development
pressprogress.ca
July 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This is a fun reminder that the reason the border of Maine and Canada looks the way it does is because Americans kept raiding Canadian territory trying to claim it
This is where 60-year-old Edouard Lallemand, a lifelong angler who'd been fishing these waters for decades and knows that he was miles north of the border, was fishing when he was intercepted by a much larger US vessel, rammed, taken to the US side, and jailed.
July 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Hulk Hogan when he wakes up in hell
July 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I spent the last eight months investigating a cluster of life-altering and terminal illnesses on a military base in Moose Jaw, Sask. What I found will stay with me forever. Give it a read here:
Military vets and civil servants say contamination at CFB Moose Jaw, home of the Snowbirds, have led to cancers, neurological disorders and more. @leahbortskuperman.bsky.social ‬spent eight months on an investigation into PFAS (forever chemicals) and more on the base thenarwhal.ca/canadian-arm...
Staff at Canadian Armed Forces base say contamination made them sick | The Narwhal
CFB Moose Jaw is contaminated with forever chemicals (PFAS). Employees say toxins at the Canadian Armed Forces base caused cancers, neurological disorders and other illnesses
thenarwhal.ca
July 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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what do you mean 'normal tools'?
June 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The fact that Carney is polling so high while openly planning this shit is insane; we're truly divorced from reality
Each minister needs to make 7.5% cuts to programs in 2026, followed by an additional 10% in 2027 and then cut another 15% in 2028
July 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Each minister needs to make 7.5% cuts to programs in 2026, followed by an additional 10% in 2027 and then cut another 15% in 2028
July 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM