Phoenix Blackweird
@obsidianfeenix.bsky.social
They/Them. Kind of a nerd. Kind of a punk. Definitely autistic and queer. Playing Jade Starfall on The Terra Mundi Chronicles
Pinned
Episode 1 of The Terra Mundi Chronicles is now available to earholes everywhere! See comments for the RSS feed link to get new episodes every second Thursday.
#theterramundichronicles #animprovisedhostoryoftheuniverse #ttrpg #actualplaypod #improvisedgames #fableandfolly
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Way ahead of you.
Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable
February 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Way ahead of you.
Sherlock and I will be judging all you sluts.
February 13, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Sherlock and I will be judging all you sluts.
Age verification?
I had a limited edition cabbage patch doll with the signature on the butt when they were released.
I had a limited edition cabbage patch doll with the signature on the butt when they were released.
Age verification? I am the ancient, I am the *land*
Age verification? My first sets of polyhedral dice only had a single d10 in them.
February 10, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Age verification?
I had a limited edition cabbage patch doll with the signature on the butt when they were released.
I had a limited edition cabbage patch doll with the signature on the butt when they were released.
Loot that drops after defeating me:
+ Unnecessary amount of rocks, crystals, and minerals
+ A D20
+ Billy Idol discography
+ A novelty tarot deck
+ Medium roast coffee
+ The overwhelming urge to flip everyone off
+ Tub of cat treats
+ 6 different flavoured Burt's Bees lip balm
+ Unnecessary amount of rocks, crystals, and minerals
+ A D20
+ Billy Idol discography
+ A novelty tarot deck
+ Medium roast coffee
+ The overwhelming urge to flip everyone off
+ Tub of cat treats
+ 6 different flavoured Burt's Bees lip balm
Loot that drops after defeating me:
+ Sailor Moon’s crescent wand
+ 3 arrows
+ A healing potion that tastes like iced tea
+ Old Disneyland park tickets
+ A broken crayon
+ An infinite amount of dice
+ Sailor Moon’s crescent wand
+ 3 arrows
+ A healing potion that tastes like iced tea
+ Old Disneyland park tickets
+ A broken crayon
+ An infinite amount of dice
Loot that drops after defeating me:
• a flurry of IOUs
• a bill from the hospital
• one old plastic comb with two broken teeth
• an iced latte, half-finished
• all-encompassing melancholy
• a flurry of IOUs
• a bill from the hospital
• one old plastic comb with two broken teeth
• an iced latte, half-finished
• all-encompassing melancholy
February 8, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
+ Unnecessary amount of rocks, crystals, and minerals
+ A D20
+ Billy Idol discography
+ A novelty tarot deck
+ Medium roast coffee
+ The overwhelming urge to flip everyone off
+ Tub of cat treats
+ 6 different flavoured Burt's Bees lip balm
+ Unnecessary amount of rocks, crystals, and minerals
+ A D20
+ Billy Idol discography
+ A novelty tarot deck
+ Medium roast coffee
+ The overwhelming urge to flip everyone off
+ Tub of cat treats
+ 6 different flavoured Burt's Bees lip balm
One day it will happen and I will be ECSTATIC.
Just a friendly reminder that you’re not being “unreasonable” if you wish to pull a book from a bookshelf and find that it opens a secret door.
If anyone tells you otherwise, they were never your friend to begin with.
If anyone tells you otherwise, they were never your friend to begin with.
February 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
One day it will happen and I will be ECSTATIC.
Episode 1 of The Terra Mundi Chronicles is now available to earholes everywhere! See comments for the RSS feed link to get new episodes every second Thursday.
#theterramundichronicles #animprovisedhostoryoftheuniverse #ttrpg #actualplaypod #improvisedgames #fableandfolly
#theterramundichronicles #animprovisedhostoryoftheuniverse #ttrpg #actualplaypod #improvisedgames #fableandfolly
February 6, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Episode 1 of The Terra Mundi Chronicles is now available to earholes everywhere! See comments for the RSS feed link to get new episodes every second Thursday.
#theterramundichronicles #animprovisedhostoryoftheuniverse #ttrpg #actualplaypod #improvisedgames #fableandfolly
#theterramundichronicles #animprovisedhostoryoftheuniverse #ttrpg #actualplaypod #improvisedgames #fableandfolly
Waiting for D&D game time like.....
February 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Waiting for D&D game time like.....
This is harder than it looks.
February 2, 2026 at 7:48 AM
This is harder than it looks.
Update. Sherlock has been glued to the new blanket and refuses to come to bed.
January 27, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Update. Sherlock has been glued to the new blanket and refuses to come to bed.
Stickers for a good cause. Go make a donation to the orgs listed at standwithMinnesota.com if you can.
January 27, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Stickers for a good cause. Go make a donation to the orgs listed at standwithMinnesota.com if you can.
Got a fuzzy blanket that was supposed to go overtop of the sound panels on my ceiling, but Sherlock has claimed it for himself.
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Got a fuzzy blanket that was supposed to go overtop of the sound panels on my ceiling, but Sherlock has claimed it for himself.
Building community will get us through this.
Put some good in the world. Reach out to someone. Donate $5. Make a sign. Write your reps. Make art. Bake cookies. Invite someone over for lunch. Volunteer. Shovel a neighbor's sidewalk. Small acts carry us through, too.
January 25, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Building community will get us through this.
For the last year and a half I have been working with a group of people to play and record for a new game system called An Improvised History Of The Universe. Well...
THE TRAILER FOR THE TERRA MUNDI CHRONICLES IS NOW LIVE ON APPLE AND SPOTIFY!
Links in the comments!
rss.art19.com/an-improvise...
THE TRAILER FOR THE TERRA MUNDI CHRONICLES IS NOW LIVE ON APPLE AND SPOTIFY!
Links in the comments!
rss.art19.com/an-improvise...
The Terra Mundi Chronicles: An Improvised History of the Universe Actual Play Podcast
Comedy Fiction Podcast · Biweekly Series · Set in the fantasy world of Terra Mundi, this epic, actual play uses a non-traditional game system (An Improvised History of the Universe) to tell a story th...
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January 24, 2026 at 7:58 PM
For the last year and a half I have been working with a group of people to play and record for a new game system called An Improvised History Of The Universe. Well...
THE TRAILER FOR THE TERRA MUNDI CHRONICLES IS NOW LIVE ON APPLE AND SPOTIFY!
Links in the comments!
rss.art19.com/an-improvise...
THE TRAILER FOR THE TERRA MUNDI CHRONICLES IS NOW LIVE ON APPLE AND SPOTIFY!
Links in the comments!
rss.art19.com/an-improvise...
I started Dungeon Crawler Carl tonight.
January 24, 2026 at 10:36 AM
I started Dungeon Crawler Carl tonight.
New Achievement! Why aren't you wearing pants?
January 24, 2026 at 5:18 AM
New Achievement! Why aren't you wearing pants?
Presented without context.
I'm gonna need you to find a landline phone and start screaming modem noises into the receiver. the future of the internet is at stake
January 21, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Presented without context.
People mix up my name on occassion but this is a new one.
Dallas.
Because it's a city. And so is Phoenix.
Dallas.
Because it's a city. And so is Phoenix.
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 PM
People mix up my name on occassion but this is a new one.
Dallas.
Because it's a city. And so is Phoenix.
Dallas.
Because it's a city. And so is Phoenix.
That tracks.
Serial killer’s cat insists on lying right across the warm corpse he’s working on
Serial killer’s cat insists on lying right across the warm corpse he’s working on
“Aw, jeez, Ruffles, not there,” the Mauler said.
www.thebeaverton.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:56 AM
That tracks.
You tell 'em Papa Bear
January 18, 2026 at 5:37 AM
You tell 'em Papa Bear
Reposted by Phoenix Blackweird
"Oh, sure! She can call herself 'The Widowmaker' but when I call myself 'The Orphan Maker' everyone has an issue..."
January 17, 2026 at 9:37 PM
"Oh, sure! She can call herself 'The Widowmaker' but when I call myself 'The Orphan Maker' everyone has an issue..."
We're reading Small Gods by Terry Pratchett for a book club, and while I loved Hogfather and Equal Rites, I'm not loving this one at all. So instead I'm reading book one of The Murderbot Diaries, which was one of the other picks for this round. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BETTER CHOICE. Loving it.
January 7, 2026 at 1:21 AM
We're reading Small Gods by Terry Pratchett for a book club, and while I loved Hogfather and Equal Rites, I'm not loving this one at all. So instead I'm reading book one of The Murderbot Diaries, which was one of the other picks for this round. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE BETTER CHOICE. Loving it.
Trying to remember the fan tricks I haven't practiced in years. Oof.
January 6, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Trying to remember the fan tricks I haven't practiced in years. Oof.
More LED fan nonsense.
January 6, 2026 at 6:15 AM
More LED fan nonsense.
Don't worry, the doom isn't going anywhere, you can put the phone down and go for a walk.
Hey, are you doomscrolling? Sorry, but this is a checkpoint.
Be honest. You just wasting time online? You spiraling? Is this enough internet for today?
Put your phone down. Drink some water. Take a break. Come back later if you must. Nothing on here needs your attention right this moment.
Be honest. You just wasting time online? You spiraling? Is this enough internet for today?
Put your phone down. Drink some water. Take a break. Come back later if you must. Nothing on here needs your attention right this moment.
January 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Don't worry, the doom isn't going anywhere, you can put the phone down and go for a walk.
Another one? C'mon, there's been six already.
Virgo: New year, new you. There is literally a new version of you out there hunting you down. Good luck!
January 4, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Another one? C'mon, there's been six already.