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just came up with a puzzle idea that i don't think anyone's tried before: so imagine a crossword, but the clues aren't ragebait
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 AM
daylight savings ending would be a great time to fix my 4-12 sleep schedule. unfortunately it's already shifted to 5-1 so it might be over for me
November 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
here's my daylight savings proposal: we should turn the clocks back by 4 hours at 5am whenever i have an assignment due for this class
October 30, 2025 at 9:25 AM
thanks @edwfe.ng for the wordle opener

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October 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
im so fed up with origami. every model requires you to have 4 hands with 8 fingers each and the ability to create wormholes, plus you need infinitely thin origami paper that doesnt tear and your folds need micron-level precision or your build falls apart. also telekinesis is helpful but not required
September 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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ME: hey so what's this process consuming all my CPU
WINDOWS: oh that's our Microsoft Search Indexer, it's building a search index of your files
ME: neat, so if I do a search on my files, will I get prompt, useful resul—
WINDOWS: [punches me in the face]
August 22, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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David R. Hagen just solved a small mystery that I mentioned 13 years ago in the mouseover text of a comic drhagen.com/blog/the-mis...
The Missing 11th of the Month - David R Hagen
Personal website of David R Hagen, scientific software engineer
drhagen.com
June 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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it’s interesting that they call it a heat “wave,” because i would like to “say”goodbye to it. or i mean i would like to “wave” goodbye to it
June 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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i recently saw a movie in which some of the characters turned out to be pretty stupid, and it got me thinking. do you think there are any stupid people in real life
May 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I spoke too soon....

This is like the category theorists version of this famous Stack Overflow answer: https://stackoverflow.com/a/1732454
May 2, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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every morning when you wake up, ideally before you even get out of bed, eat an entire bag of flour. flour is very inexpensive. you can afford it
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
crazy pr stunt for new jersey
April 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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The Frog and the Scorpion From a Rational Point of View
existentialcomics.com/comic/596
March 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
they should invent air that doesn't have pollen in it
March 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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i ahve importatn message !!
March 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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oh my god
March 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Surely this new video won't make me seem like a crank.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEJp...
Algorithms are breaking how we think
YouTube video by Technology Connections
www.youtube.com
February 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
sleeping at midnight is crazy because you wake up and look at the time and that's how long you slept
January 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
the sky looks so much better when the sun isn't there
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
happy wednesday to those who celebrate
December 25, 2024 at 7:58 PM
praying so hard for everyone else's downfall rn 🙏🙏🙏
December 11, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Piercing The Quiet
Tritonal · Album · 2011 · 15 songs
open.spotify.com
December 4, 2024 at 6:25 PM
spotify wrapped sucks this year, last.fm always got my back though
December 4, 2024 at 6:16 PM
in case anyone is wondering about my banner image
December 4, 2024 at 2:25 PM