NZ National Party
@nznationalparty.bsky.social
Coalition of cancer. Not the actual NZ National Party. Authorised by the emotional junior staffer.
Pinned
Now that it's safe to do so, time to say we always opposed that sort of business
*twirling hair and kicking feet* you think I'm a lord? 🥺
Luxon: Lord Liz Truss of the South Pacific
@nznationalparty.bsky.social
@nznationalparty.bsky.social
Luxon at the Nat conference: 'the country needs to "say yes" more' To what? You did an investor summit: nothing. You told the last government off for investing in housing and ferries and biffed them. What exactly are we supposed to be saying yes to, Lord Liz Truss of the South Pacific? #nzpol
August 11, 2025 at 10:04 AM
*twirling hair and kicking feet* you think I'm a lord? 🥺
We love it when you don't bother registering to vote. It gives us the warm fuzzies to see low voters turnout 🥰
July 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
We love it when you don't bother registering to vote. It gives us the warm fuzzies to see low voters turnout 🥰
It's true, try sitting in a meeting room with Brooke van Velden for an hour
Every time someone says Aotearoa, an Act MP shits their pants 🧚♀️
July 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It's true, try sitting in a meeting room with Brooke van Velden for an hour
We hate the poors ✌️
wild to me to have no agenda to grow a tanking economy other than tax cuts to landlords and businesses, make it harder to get a benefit, make active choices that punish people struggling, and then create instant $1000 fines for shoplifting.
shit is vile.
just say you hate the poors and be honest.
shit is vile.
just say you hate the poors and be honest.
July 1, 2025 at 6:59 AM
We hate the poors ✌️
"Bro let me copy our homework, I'll change it enough that nobody will know"
Hey @nznationalparty.bsky.social They're using your BS playbook over there too #nzpol
F**k off. Victorians hate you. We will never forgive you. First I was to scared to go to restaurant’s. Now you’re telling me I’m too scared to go to Bunnings too. You are such an absolute tosser. Never speak for Victorians. Only thing we’re scared of is you as our next PM.
April 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
"Bro let me copy our homework, I'll change it enough that nobody will know"
That's right and nobody should forget that even if people stop talking about it, make sure you remind MPs every day what their party values are
Well you supported it!
April 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
That's right and nobody should forget that even if people stop talking about it, make sure you remind MPs every day what their party values are
Lmao Christopher won't even stand up to his deputy prime minister
@nznationalparty.bsky.social it's time for you to stand up to Trump and let him know that New Zealand won't stand by and just watch these human rights abuses occur. Pressure needs to come from all corners of the world. Stop being so weak and stand up to the bully.
April 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Lmao Christopher won't even stand up to his deputy prime minister
Now that the unpleasant treaty principles matter is behind us, it's time to focus on our key policy platform: ensuring more kids smoke and think it's cool
April 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Now that the unpleasant treaty principles matter is behind us, it's time to focus on our key policy platform: ensuring more kids smoke and think it's cool
Now that it's safe to do so, time to say we always opposed that sort of business
April 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Now that it's safe to do so, time to say we always opposed that sort of business
Treaty principles bill got smoked, everyone say good job David
April 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Treaty principles bill got smoked, everyone say good job David
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And another thing, we're not mad. Please don't put in the papers that we got mad.
April 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
And another thing, we're not mad. Please don't put in the papers that we got mad.
Cheaper power? Smells communist to me, idk about that
But @nznationalparty.bsky.social told us privatisation would make power cheaper. Time for them to implement the roll back plan they had in place if it failed....
Or RNZ could interview the charlatans who sold NZ on this.
Or RNZ could interview the charlatans who sold NZ on this.
April 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Cheaper power? Smells communist to me, idk about that
And another thing, we're not mad. Please don't put in the papers that we got mad.
April 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
And another thing, we're not mad. Please don't put in the papers that we got mad.
Actually most of our cronies are banned from hardware stores for indecent behaviour so they can't even buy a spade, bet you feel silly now
You can be sure that @nznationalparty.bsky.social and their cronies will put "spades in the ground" over the entire motu.. and our seas... to secure their mates' profits are protected under a new government. They claimed @nzlabour left fiscal holes but they'll leave yawning chasms of pure Greed!
March 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Actually most of our cronies are banned from hardware stores for indecent behaviour so they can't even buy a spade, bet you feel silly now
Colonial violence is our whole platform, but we've also got no discipline and no spine, so if you pressure our MPs there's a great chance they'll fold like wet napkins 👀
A genocide is being live streamed and we’re allowing it to happen. We call on our Government to condemn the actions of Israel, sanction Israel and expel the Israeli Ambassador. We call on Aotearoa to Stand up for Palestine. We must ramp up our efforts to stop inhumane politicians! #freepalestine 🇵🇸
March 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Colonial violence is our whole platform, but we've also got no discipline and no spine, so if you pressure our MPs there's a great chance they'll fold like wet napkins 👀
If just six government ministers supported the bill to sanction Israel, it would pass. Christopher would be SO mad if you pressured your MPs into voting for their conscience so you definitely shouldn't use this list to call your MP right now and tell them to vote for this bill:
Members of Parliament - New Zealand Parliament
Find out who the current MPs are, including their roles and responsibilities. This section also shows you where they sit in the House and how to contact them at Parliament.
www.parliament.nz
March 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
If just six government ministers supported the bill to sanction Israel, it would pass. Christopher would be SO mad if you pressured your MPs into voting for their conscience so you definitely shouldn't use this list to call your MP right now and tell them to vote for this bill:
Got their asses
Christopher Luxon calls Wellington's councils 'pretty lame-o'
Christopher Luxon calls Wellington's councils 'pretty lame-o'
But the committee says it chose not to apply for the government's regional deals.
www.rnz.co.nz
March 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Got their asses
Vibes based
Simeon Brown claiming the labour gov were not measuring A&E wait times. This is another @nznationalparty.bsky.social lie.#nzpol How does he know if nobody measuring? @Q+A
March 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Vibes based
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I don't know why everyone is talking about Winston's sack but I wish they'd stop
Winston Peters: I know he’s prime minister. I made him prime minister.
Ouch. And that after he acted unilaterally to sack Phil Goff.
What’s he going to get up when he stops being deputy PM?
#nzpol
Ouch. And that after he acted unilaterally to sack Phil Goff.
What’s he going to get up when he stops being deputy PM?
#nzpol
Winston Peters sacks Phil Goff as UK High Commissioner over comments about Donald Trump
The foreign affairs minister says as UK High Commissioner, Phil Goff was acting as 'the face of New Zealand' and had to be sacked after comments about Donald Trump.
www.rnz.co.nz
March 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I don't know why everyone is talking about Winston's sack but I wish they'd stop
I don't know why everyone is talking about Winston's sack but I wish they'd stop
Winston Peters: I know he’s prime minister. I made him prime minister.
Ouch. And that after he acted unilaterally to sack Phil Goff.
What’s he going to get up when he stops being deputy PM?
#nzpol
Ouch. And that after he acted unilaterally to sack Phil Goff.
What’s he going to get up when he stops being deputy PM?
#nzpol
Winston Peters sacks Phil Goff as UK High Commissioner over comments about Donald Trump
The foreign affairs minister says as UK High Commissioner, Phil Goff was acting as 'the face of New Zealand' and had to be sacked after comments about Donald Trump.
www.rnz.co.nz
March 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I don't know why everyone is talking about Winston's sack but I wish they'd stop
If you didn't want to take a bus you should have taken a helicopter 🙄
Flew up to Auckland today on @flyairnz.bsky.social NZ546 for the @adaytoremember.bsky.social concert tomorrow night. Currently navigating through traffic on the AKL Transport AirLink to get the train because @nznationalparty.bsky.social politicians don't want to build Rail transit to the Airport🙄😤
February 25, 2025 at 3:09 AM
If you didn't want to take a bus you should have taken a helicopter 🙄
We made everything worse, I don't understand why people don't like that
February 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
We made everything worse, I don't understand why people don't like that
Well you try developing an economic policy with a man who only thinks through airplane metaphors, a man who thinks poors should be hunted for sport, and a man who doesn't think at all
February 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Well you try developing an economic policy with a man who only thinks through airplane metaphors, a man who thinks poors should be hunted for sport, and a man who doesn't think at all
Don't worry, despite our coalition partners interfering with an active murder investigation, National remains extremely horny for cops
February 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Don't worry, despite our coalition partners interfering with an active murder investigation, National remains extremely horny for cops