Sort of Damocles
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I got cans but I'm not a candle
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i hate having to look at every image i see with suspicion that it is made using generative AI but i guess oh well!! i'll just be doing that for the entire rest of my life now
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i hate having to look at every image i see with suspicion that it is made using generative AI but i guess oh well!! i'll just be doing that for the entire rest of my life now
I took a nap and dreamed the past tense of the verb "bleach" was "blunt"
June 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I took a nap and dreamed the past tense of the verb "bleach" was "blunt"
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SPICE WORLD (1997, dir. Bob Spiers) #OnePerfectShot Filmsky Musicsky 📽️👼🏄♀️👩🎤🏃♀️👧
September 18, 2024 at 4:47 PM
SPICE WORLD (1997, dir. Bob Spiers) #OnePerfectShot Filmsky Musicsky 📽️👼🏄♀️👩🎤🏃♀️👧
folks from Chicago would become Pope just to not be a cardinal anymore
May 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
folks from Chicago would become Pope just to not be a cardinal anymore
Sometimes I look at him and I'm like, is he wearing a gray T-shirt, or a long white glove?
April 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Sometimes I look at him and I'm like, is he wearing a gray T-shirt, or a long white glove?
Fashionable in spring green
April 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Fashionable in spring green
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There's nothing I'm more committed to than being fucking exhausted
March 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
There's nothing I'm more committed to than being fucking exhausted
Before and after the photographer called him Gilbert
April 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Before and after the photographer called him Gilbert
Oh gosh, please. Mr. Worldwide is my father
January 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Oh gosh, please. Mr. Worldwide is my father
Oh somebody jacked in the box alright
October 26, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Oh somebody jacked in the box alright
I feel like somebody's soul was for sure trapped in this little dog statue
October 20, 2024 at 1:24 PM
I feel like somebody's soul was for sure trapped in this little dog statue
Profile of a small soft guy
October 17, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Profile of a small soft guy
Did anybody figure this out
August 18, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Did anybody figure this out
"Charlie, the Methadone Man" sounds like if the Beatles wrote an Alice in Chains song. There now that thought can live here instead of in my head all the time
February 11, 2024 at 3:14 PM
"Charlie, the Methadone Man" sounds like if the Beatles wrote an Alice in Chains song. There now that thought can live here instead of in my head all the time
Who can I hold accountable for this very rude carrot
December 12, 2023 at 9:52 PM
Who can I hold accountable for this very rude carrot
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Don't blame me....... I voted for Cloth Mother
November 25, 2023 at 3:13 AM
Don't blame me....... I voted for Cloth Mother
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Ted Cruz: Confirmed: Terrorists from Canada are attaching us!!
Reality: New York couple heading to casino after Kiss concert canceled crashes Bentley while speeding.
Reality: New York couple heading to casino after Kiss concert canceled crashes Bentley while speeding.
November 23, 2023 at 4:24 PM
Ted Cruz: Confirmed: Terrorists from Canada are attaching us!!
Reality: New York couple heading to casino after Kiss concert canceled crashes Bentley while speeding.
Reality: New York couple heading to casino after Kiss concert canceled crashes Bentley while speeding.
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"The simple human truth is that you don't have to choose. You can abhor the suffering of Palestinian families and also of Israeli families like mine" - Ilana Zaitchik, who has six family members, half of them children, kidnapped by Hamas
November 14, 2023 at 7:51 PM
"The simple human truth is that you don't have to choose. You can abhor the suffering of Palestinian families and also of Israeli families like mine" - Ilana Zaitchik, who has six family members, half of them children, kidnapped by Hamas
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if you don't clean a room by taking all of the stuff in it and putting it in another room then i don't know how you live your life
November 14, 2023 at 12:12 AM
if you don't clean a room by taking all of the stuff in it and putting it in another room then i don't know how you live your life
WHY ARE THEY SITTING LIKE THIS
November 11, 2023 at 7:09 PM
WHY ARE THEY SITTING LIKE THIS
*holds flashlight under chin* Let me tell you a spooooky tale of the masons that told you they'd come do an estimate for your tuckpoint job but then...*lighting crash, wolf howl, theremin screech* THEY NEVER SHOWED UP!!! MUAHAHA, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
October 31, 2023 at 4:16 PM
*holds flashlight under chin* Let me tell you a spooooky tale of the masons that told you they'd come do an estimate for your tuckpoint job but then...*lighting crash, wolf howl, theremin screech* THEY NEVER SHOWED UP!!! MUAHAHA, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
Why do I keep happening this to me
October 17, 2023 at 4:03 PM
Why do I keep happening this to me
Some look fondly on their high school years, and tho I can't say I do the same, I do occasionally smile remembering how my clown ass principal signed all his letters "respectively yours," and nobody ever corrected him. I wonder if anyone ever did, or if he still signs his letters like an idiot
October 14, 2023 at 2:40 PM
Some look fondly on their high school years, and tho I can't say I do the same, I do occasionally smile remembering how my clown ass principal signed all his letters "respectively yours," and nobody ever corrected him. I wonder if anyone ever did, or if he still signs his letters like an idiot