Sometimes I look at him and I'm like, is he wearing a gray T-shirt, or a long white glove?

Fashionable in spring green

Before and after the photographer called him Gilbert

Oh somebody jacked in the box alright

I feel like somebody's soul was for sure trapped in this little dog statue

Profile of a small soft guy

Did anybody figure this out

Who can I hold accountable for this very rude carrot

WHY ARE THEY SITTING LIKE THIS

'Sup

The thick goose is a loving stepdad to a family of ducks. He follows them, stands guard over them while they dabble around or nap, and just generally does dad goose stuff. Nobody's messing with the ducklings with this guy on watch. Even years later, I still see him with his duck wife at the park.

You're not allowed to feed the water fowl at the park anymore, but it's fine, this goose brought cake for everyone

Accidentally made eye contact with a stranger on the sidewalk

GOT 'IM

Find you someone who cherishes you as much as my cat cherishes his own foot

Same, former ATM location. Same