Numbereightball
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Numbereightball
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Esto iba a ser un bot que respondiese preguntas con frases de la Bola 8 en Twitter, pero me voy a quedar donde se pueda para hacer juegos de palabras malos.
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This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Friday mood
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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¿Sabéis cuál es el reptil que siempre está a gusto en cualquier situación?

El dragón de Komodo.
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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¿Quien lleva las investigaciones de los peces es la fishcalía?
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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- ¿Sobre quién es el trabajo de literatura que tenemos que hacer en diciembre?
- Leopoldo María Panero
- Bueno, el año que viene ya veremos, yo quiero saber el de diciembre.
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Le dijeron que fuera a buscar alijo al colegio y claro...
December 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Al Salir de Clase Constitución
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!

The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+

🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Un momento ...

Peanut butter whiskey?
A raccoon entered a liquor store in Virginia and drank his fill: rum, moonshine, even peanut butter whiskey. Then it passed out on the floor of the bathroom.

Don’t worry — he’s OK. trib.al/R3wXGbV
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Okay, this was not a sentence that I was expecting to read today or, indeed, ever.
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
¿Qué mapacha que ver doble?
A raccoon entered a liquor store in Virginia and drank his fill: rum, moonshine, even peanut butter whiskey. Then it passed out on the floor of the bathroom.

Don’t worry — he’s OK. trib.al/R3wXGbV
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Se va a cagar cuando lo recuperen. Bueno, al revés
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Canal ético. Te etiquetan cuando escribes.
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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la mejor versión de esto fueron las carcajadas incómodas en las proyecciones locales de Black Panther con la frase "¡¿qué clase de rey mata a su propio hermano?!"
That phenomenon where you’re seeing a movie in a theater and a character is revealed to be from the very place where you are, maybe they say something about the place. And people laugh - just a little - not from a joke but from unexpected recognition and you all look around at each other.
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Madre mía el mascarpone de la ensalada
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Tremendo menú de quesos que me estoy metiendo...
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Benoit Blanc Gets Puppety in KNIVES OUT x SESAME STREET Short nerdist.com/article/beno...
Benoit Blanc Gets Puppety in KNIVES OUT x SESAME STREET Short
Watch Knives Out detective Benoit Blanc become puppet Beignet Blanc, as he tries to solve a Cookie Monster related mystery on Sesame Street.
nerdist.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Our Discord support agent was kind of annoying, so I asked it to pretend to be a 58-year old systems administrator from Ohio that wrote on forums a lot.

Turns out -- this makes your support bot extremely competent. The quality of its support responses are now far better.
September 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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El día en que en una película de miedo cuando pregunten ese:

– ¿Hola?
o
– ¿Hay alguien ahí?

Y ese alguien conteste algo así como:

– De momento sólo estoy mirando, gracias.

Eso sí que iba a ser un giro totalmente inesperado.
November 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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In honour of Jane Austen's upcoming birthday, I made one of her favourite dishes: cheese toast.

My version: egg, dijon mustard, cheddar, Stilton, homemade bread
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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"You have to be at least open to the possibility here Scully, we know someone or some thing is sending out a signal."

"That may be so Mulder, but that doesn't mean it's the Scatman."

"Then who is calling out from Scatland, Scully? Who's calling out from Scatman's World?"
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Pocos sentimientos tan devastadores como cuando la segunda mandarina no está tan buena como la primera
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Akkuma, a devilish purple bear from outer space who has settled in Hokkaido, rocks out.
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM