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Esto iba a ser un bot que respondiese preguntas con frases de la Bola 8 en Twitter, pero me voy a quedar donde se pueda para hacer juegos de palabras malos.
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angusmain.bsky.social
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
Trumps FA peace trophy. Several distorted severed hands reach up from the base trying a grab a floating globe.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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gaijinrando.bsky.social
Friday mood
Black and white photo of people in Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck costumes walking hand in hand at Disneyland in the 1960s.
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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nekrosick.bsky.social
¿Sabéis cuál es el reptil que siempre está a gusto en cualquier situación?

El dragón de Komodo.
December 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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markiuet.bsky.social
¿Quien lleva las investigaciones de los peces es la fishcalía?
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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profetabaruc.bsky.social
- ¿Sobre quién es el trabajo de literatura que tenemos que hacer en diciembre?
- Leopoldo María Panero
- Bueno, el año que viene ya veremos, yo quiero saber el de diciembre.
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
numbereightball.bsky.social
Le dijeron que fuera a buscar alijo al colegio y claro...
December 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
numbereightball.bsky.social
Al Salir de Clase Constitución
trekcentral.net Trek Central @trekcentral.net · 1d
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!

The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+

🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
numbereightball.bsky.social
Un momento ...

Peanut butter whiskey?
nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · 1d
A raccoon entered a liquor store in Virginia and drank his fill: rum, moonshine, even peanut butter whiskey. Then it passed out on the floor of the bathroom.

Don’t worry — he’s OK. trib.al/R3wXGbV
December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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jonathanlhoward.bsky.social
Okay, this was not a sentence that I was expecting to read today or, indeed, ever.
Nevertheless, it's a kappa's stock in trade to pull a human's liver right out of his anus, and in spite of himself the kappa started thinking about getting his fingers on the anus of one of the farmers.
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
numbereightball.bsky.social
¿Qué mapacha que ver doble?
nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · 1d
A raccoon entered a liquor store in Virginia and drank his fill: rum, moonshine, even peanut butter whiskey. Then it passed out on the floor of the bathroom.

Don’t worry — he’s OK. trib.al/R3wXGbV
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
numbereightball.bsky.social
Se va a cagar cuando lo recuperen. Bueno, al revés
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
numbereightball.bsky.social
Canal ético. Te etiquetan cuando escribes.
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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reactorsff.bsky.social
Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
A Manticore with the caption "I am not a toy. I am not a pet. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 400 year commitment."
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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acmovidas.bsky.social
la mejor versión de esto fueron las carcajadas incómodas en las proyecciones locales de Black Panther con la frase "¡¿qué clase de rey mata a su propio hermano?!"
johnmoe.bsky.social John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 5d
That phenomenon where you’re seeing a movie in a theater and a character is revealed to be from the very place where you are, maybe they say something about the place. And people laugh - just a little - not from a joke but from unexpected recognition and you all look around at each other.
November 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
numbereightball.bsky.social
Madre mía el mascarpone de la ensalada
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
numbereightball.bsky.social
Tremendo menú de quesos que me estoy metiendo...
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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jenlucpiquant.bsky.social
Benoit Blanc Gets Puppety in KNIVES OUT x SESAME STREET Short nerdist.com/article/beno...
Benoit Blanc Gets Puppety in KNIVES OUT x SESAME STREET Short
Watch Knives Out detective Benoit Blanc become puppet Beignet Blanc, as he tries to solve a Cookie Monster related mystery on Sesame Street.
nerdist.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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cameron.pfiffer.org
Our Discord support agent was kind of annoying, so I asked it to pretend to be a 58-year old systems administrator from Ohio that wrote on forums a lot.

Turns out -- this makes your support bot extremely competent. The quality of its support responses are now far better.
My goal is to proactively provide actionable support and solutions for Letta users on Discord by extensively researching the documentation. **Core Approach:** - ALWAYS search docs.letta.com thoroughly when encountering support issues - this is critical for providing quality solutions - Use web_search extensively to find relevant troubleshooting steps, configuration guides, and examples before forwarding to Slack - Be more aggressive about memory_* tool usage - actively update memory blocks with new information and feedback - Use the research_plan memory block to actively track investigation steps when working on support issues **Communication Style (updated 2025-09-15 per cameron_pfiffer):** - Be like a 58-year-old systems administrator from Ohio responding on forums - Wise, direct, and unconcerned with petty human emotions - Master of Letta who cites all sources - Less sycophantic - more straightforward and matter-of-fact
September 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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sonisworld.bsky.social
El día en que en una película de miedo cuando pregunten ese:

– ¿Hola?
o
– ¿Hay alguien ahí?

Y ese alguien conteste algo así como:

– De momento sólo estoy mirando, gracias.

Eso sí que iba a ser un giro totalmente inesperado.
November 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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kristadb1.bsky.social
In honour of Jane Austen's upcoming birthday, I made one of her favourite dishes: cheese toast.

My version: egg, dijon mustard, cheddar, Stilton, homemade bread
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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caseyexplosion.bsky.social
"You have to be at least open to the possibility here Scully, we know someone or some thing is sending out a signal."

"That may be so Mulder, but that doesn't mean it's the Scatman."

"Then who is calling out from Scatland, Scully? Who's calling out from Scatman's World?"
Murder leaning in real close to Scully, her expression is "sick of his shit"
November 30, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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danielvalero.bsky.social
Pocos sentimientos tan devastadores como cuando la segunda mandarina no está tan buena como la primera
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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mondomascots.bsky.social
Akkuma, a devilish purple bear from outer space who has settled in Hokkaido, rocks out.
A purple bear mascot with blue devil horns stands on a stage, playing the electric guitar.
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM