Sergine ⛈️
@numbah5ive.bsky.social
i just be yapping in all lowercase
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😭 bro kids are hilarious
4 year old: “why are some families two dads”
me: “sometimes two boys fall in love and decide to start a family”
4: “and how many cars do they have”
me: “what”
4: “does a family with two dads have just one car like us or do they have two cars”
me: “sometimes two boys fall in love and decide to start a family”
4: “and how many cars do they have”
me: “what”
4: “does a family with two dads have just one car like us or do they have two cars”
February 11, 2026 at 7:01 PM
😭 bro kids are hilarious
If you see this, post a character that starts with a J
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 AM
If you see this, post a character that starts with a J
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Is this is first case???? 😭😭😭😭
“How did your client get inside a $2.3 million property?”
Attorney: “Cut — i don’t know if I can answer that, allegedly. -deep sigh- Can I cut?
“We’re rolling, my friend”
Attorney: “Cut — i don’t know if I can answer that, allegedly. -deep sigh- Can I cut?
“We’re rolling, my friend”
February 10, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Is this is first case???? 😭😭😭😭
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Some of you bitches are insufferable
Flat the fuck out. And if you ain’t nobody told you, im telling yo ass today.
Flat the fuck out. And if you ain’t nobody told you, im telling yo ass today.
February 10, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Some of you bitches are insufferable
Flat the fuck out. And if you ain’t nobody told you, im telling yo ass today.
Flat the fuck out. And if you ain’t nobody told you, im telling yo ass today.
wow
Because I've seen some things on my skyline
February 10, 2026 at 3:10 AM
wow
🙃 pls
February 10, 2026 at 3:09 AM
🙃 pls
nothing could have prepared me
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 PM
nothing could have prepared me
definitely mrs. huxtable
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 PM
definitely mrs. huxtable
adulting is being excited about glass coming out of the dishwasher clearer than my vision 😭
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 AM
adulting is being excited about glass coming out of the dishwasher clearer than my vision 😭
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During his historic performance at the Super Bowl LX, Bad Bunny shouts out all the countries in America.
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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Don’t mind me, I’m just happy to see my flag 😭🇭🇹
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Don’t mind me, I’m just happy to see my flag 😭🇭🇹
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From Bad Bunny's #SuperBowl halftime performance.
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
From Bad Bunny's #SuperBowl halftime performance.
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i wish it was more of a game but good shit seattle. patriots a disappointment once again
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
i wish it was more of a game but good shit seattle. patriots a disappointment once again
literally 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
literally 😂
this game is wow… patriots uniform is still crisp white. is this a joke?
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
this game is wow… patriots uniform is still crisp white. is this a joke?
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Mike Tyson calling us fat asses.
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Mike Tyson calling us fat asses.
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Mike Tyson: “I was so fat and nasty. My sister died of being fat.”
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😭😭
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Mike Tyson: “I was so fat and nasty. My sister died of being fat.”
😭😭
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the minute i hear a familiar beat and jacquees voice comes on… 😐
February 8, 2026 at 7:42 PM
the minute i hear a familiar beat and jacquees voice comes on… 😐
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From one natural-born US citizen to another, have a great Benito Bowl!
February 8, 2026 at 7:31 PM
From one natural-born US citizen to another, have a great Benito Bowl!
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I used to have ‘em passing out just like this, but then my momma gave me that perm.
February 8, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I used to have ‘em passing out just like this, but then my momma gave me that perm.
February 7, 2026 at 6:47 PM
i swear NY landlords were asking for 40x rent at one point??
February 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
i swear NY landlords were asking for 40x rent at one point??