Captain of the Guard
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This was literally Trump’s response in 2017 when asked by the WSJ how he was going to improve the lives of people in Upstate NY: just move
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This was literally Trump’s response in 2017 when asked by the WSJ how he was going to improve the lives of people in Upstate NY: just move
Chris Coons fought for no witness testimony in Trump’s insurrection impeachment, whining that senators’ Valentine’s plans were reason to avoid “forcing” them to sit through testimony in a history defining case. He’s still a senator and was one of Biden’s top guys in the senate.
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Chris Coons fought for no witness testimony in Trump’s insurrection impeachment, whining that senators’ Valentine’s plans were reason to avoid “forcing” them to sit through testimony in a history defining case. He’s still a senator and was one of Biden’s top guys in the senate.
It would lead to a Trump takeover because Cuomo is willing to quietly implement Trump’s policies for favors while negotiating with them on what they’re willing to publicly “fight” about, which Mamdani won’t do. This strategy might work if we hadn’t all watched Adams do the same thing for months
TONIGHT: @stephruhle.bsky.social sits down with former Gov. Andrew Cuomo to talk his NYC mayoral campaign, why he thinks a Zohran Mamdani victory would lead to a Trump takeover, and more.
Tune in at 11pm ET.
Tune in at 11pm ET.
October 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It would lead to a Trump takeover because Cuomo is willing to quietly implement Trump’s policies for favors while negotiating with them on what they’re willing to publicly “fight” about, which Mamdani won’t do. This strategy might work if we hadn’t all watched Adams do the same thing for months
You joke, but the original Jabba the Hutt is just tom homan in a toupee
July 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
You joke, but the original Jabba the Hutt is just tom homan in a toupee
Meanwhile Eric Adams, for laundered donations and who knows what else, was helping boost the credibility of a country where a vast majority of its Jewish population has fled in the last few decades due to persecution. www.thecity.nyc/2025/07/09/a...
July 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Meanwhile Eric Adams, for laundered donations and who knows what else, was helping boost the credibility of a country where a vast majority of its Jewish population has fled in the last few decades due to persecution. www.thecity.nyc/2025/07/09/a...
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I've obtained a trove of leaked documents about today's federal crackdown on Los Angeles' MacArthur Park. One revelation is its codename: "Operation Excalibur"
Exclusive: Operation Excalibur in Los Angeles “Show of Presence”
Leaks from military's LA deployment reveal Coca Cola vs. Pepsi rivalry, sweaty guardsmen, and abject failure
www.kenklippenstein.com
July 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I've obtained a trove of leaked documents about today's federal crackdown on Los Angeles' MacArthur Park. One revelation is its codename: "Operation Excalibur"
The guy not raising his hand is Micheal Bennett, strategist James Carville’s preferred candidate. Carville also told dems to keep their heads down & let Trump ruin everything so they can win the midterms. His continued presence in the party likely helps explain the inability to deal with the NYT
The party is haunted by the New York Times, which eschews its role in shaping public opinion and has played a crucial role in enacting the right’s wedge on this issue.
July 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The guy not raising his hand is Micheal Bennett, strategist James Carville’s preferred candidate. Carville also told dems to keep their heads down & let Trump ruin everything so they can win the midterms. His continued presence in the party likely helps explain the inability to deal with the NYT
What other movie do you get an extra wearing a tshirt with their own name and caricature on it. Genuinely asking, is Bill Smith the only one?
July 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
What other movie do you get an extra wearing a tshirt with their own name and caricature on it. Genuinely asking, is Bill Smith the only one?
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“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”
July 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”
How has no one mentioned that just months ago the mayor of LA was messing around in Ghana when parts of their city were literally burning to the ground? Who wants the NYC mayor to be glad-handing halfway across the globe on the taxpayer dime when a major crisis hits?
June 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
How has no one mentioned that just months ago the mayor of LA was messing around in Ghana when parts of their city were literally burning to the ground? Who wants the NYC mayor to be glad-handing halfway across the globe on the taxpayer dime when a major crisis hits?
Yet another blue mayor in a blue state showing why Trump’s police state has the power it does and that dems won’t fight back: @gaineyformayor.com sees entire squad of armed officers raid an LGBTQ+ space for a fire code violation and defends it as how they treat all of Pittsburgh’s small businesses
“Officers reportedly ordered performers and all 133 patrons to wait outside while they conducted what they called a ‘compliance check.’ “
Everything old is new again. History repeats itself. Etc.
Everything old is new again. History repeats itself. Etc.
Police Raid a Pittsburgh Gay Bar, Then Reportedly Ask for Photos With Amanda Lepore
Officers reportedly ordered performers and all 133 patrons to wait outside while they conducted what they called a “compliance check.”
www.them.us
May 7, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Yet another blue mayor in a blue state showing why Trump’s police state has the power it does and that dems won’t fight back: @gaineyformayor.com sees entire squad of armed officers raid an LGBTQ+ space for a fire code violation and defends it as how they treat all of Pittsburgh’s small businesses
Color coordinated, and assumedly expensive, outfits and not-too-obtrusive signs that they cared so little about most of them couldn’t be bothered to actually hold up. Dems are fully prepared to let Trump do whatever he wants over ever once feeling any level of discomfort, the rest of us be damned.
March 5, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Color coordinated, and assumedly expensive, outfits and not-too-obtrusive signs that they cared so little about most of them couldn’t be bothered to actually hold up. Dems are fully prepared to let Trump do whatever he wants over ever once feeling any level of discomfort, the rest of us be damned.
Jeffries used his first few days as House Dem leader to fly back up to NY to attend a presser to help Hochul defend her doomed GOP nominee to the chief of the state Supreme Court. He knows nothing but protecting those with political power.
Hakeem Jeffries refuses to call for Eric Adams' resignation, instead calling on Adams to show "that he has the capacity to continue to govern in the best interest of New Yorkers"
February 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Jeffries used his first few days as House Dem leader to fly back up to NY to attend a presser to help Hochul defend her doomed GOP nominee to the chief of the state Supreme Court. He knows nothing but protecting those with political power.
Upstate NYers love of Trump is insane, his publicly stated economic plan to improve their lives is and has been: move. He does not give a single fuck about people in upstate NY.
Upstate NY lawmaker introduces bill to make Trump’s birthday a federal holiday
Upstate NY lawmaker introduces bill to make Trump’s birthday a federal holiday
President Trump's birthday is June 14, which is Flag Day.
www.syracuse.com
February 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Upstate NYers love of Trump is insane, his publicly stated economic plan to improve their lives is and has been: move. He does not give a single fuck about people in upstate NY.
Just thinking about how many nuclear facilities are being activated for the sake of AI at the same time the Department of Energy is being crippled and wondering where a good place to buy iodine for me and everyone I care about is
February 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Just thinking about how many nuclear facilities are being activated for the sake of AI at the same time the Department of Energy is being crippled and wondering where a good place to buy iodine for me and everyone I care about is
Feel pretty confident that this loser was one of the dems bitching about the amount of calls they’ve gotten from constituents and attacking their own grassroots organizers at that House dem meeting
Oh, I’m so sorry. I took a few hours off to watch a show that commemorates 50 years of the best show on television that was a part of my growing up and is a phenomenal show. may i please have your forgiveness. When it’s over and before I go to bed, I will think of three more ways to work against 47
February 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Feel pretty confident that this loser was one of the dems bitching about the amount of calls they’ve gotten from constituents and attacking their own grassroots organizers at that House dem meeting
Ro’s staff are either incompetent and/or actively undermining accountability by not informing him of Dem plans or Ro purposefully chose not to be there, likely to avoid pissing off Tech so he could loudly call for another vote and vote yes when it would safely fail with GOP votes.
February 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Ro’s staff are either incompetent and/or actively undermining accountability by not informing him of Dem plans or Ro purposefully chose not to be there, likely to avoid pissing off Tech so he could loudly call for another vote and vote yes when it would safely fail with GOP votes.
Trump’s threatening to forcefully annex parts of multiple sovereign nations? Well thank god the Biden admin et al hasn’t spent its diplomatic power for the last year+ attacking and delegitimizing international institutions and international law to protect another nation doing exactly that and more…
January 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Trump’s threatening to forcefully annex parts of multiple sovereign nations? Well thank god the Biden admin et al hasn’t spent its diplomatic power for the last year+ attacking and delegitimizing international institutions and international law to protect another nation doing exactly that and more…
This is what the number 3 democrat in the senate is doing with their limited time left with the senate majority, if you were wondering what democrats were doing to prepare for Trump’s term
My bipartisan legislation to recognize the Bald Eagle as our national bird just passed Congress and is now headed to the President’s desk to be signed into law! 🦅
December 17, 2024 at 8:51 AM
This is what the number 3 democrat in the senate is doing with their limited time left with the senate majority, if you were wondering what democrats were doing to prepare for Trump’s term
Can’t wait to hear all the 4D chess conspiracies from the GOP that this was the plan all along: prosecute Hunter under Biden so he can pardon him and block Trump from bringing “true justice” when Biden was just a moron who appointed an absolutely terrible DOJ Sec
“President Joe Biden has decided to issue a pardon for his son Hunter, according to a senior White House official with direct knowledge of the decision.” www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe...
President Biden set to issue a pardon of his son Hunter Biden
The president is expected to announce his decision Sunday night, according to a senior White House official.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Can’t wait to hear all the 4D chess conspiracies from the GOP that this was the plan all along: prosecute Hunter under Biden so he can pardon him and block Trump from bringing “true justice” when Biden was just a moron who appointed an absolutely terrible DOJ Sec
This isn’t funny. Every year on thanksgiving, officers who merely come into physical contact with turkey will regularly overdose from near lethal levels of tryptophan.
SPD Officer Instinctively Turns Off Body Cam Before Approaching Dark Turkey Meat: bit.ly/3AXKEaU
November 27, 2024 at 6:00 AM
This isn’t funny. Every year on thanksgiving, officers who merely come into physical contact with turkey will regularly overdose from near lethal levels of tryptophan.
Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you
Over the Top (1997)
With Tim Curry, Annie Potts, and Steve Carrell doing a vaguely Eastern European accent that definitely didn’t end up becoming his Gru voice
Over the Top (1997)
With Tim Curry, Annie Potts, and Steve Carrell doing a vaguely Eastern European accent that definitely didn’t end up becoming his Gru voice
November 19, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you
Over the Top (1997)
With Tim Curry, Annie Potts, and Steve Carrell doing a vaguely Eastern European accent that definitely didn’t end up becoming his Gru voice
Over the Top (1997)
With Tim Curry, Annie Potts, and Steve Carrell doing a vaguely Eastern European accent that definitely didn’t end up becoming his Gru voice
So good to have diversity on this platform. For those who don’t know, John is the first troll to crawl out from under the bridge where they consumed local kids and become a US senator.
Serving Pennsylvanians in the United States Senate means listening and meeting them wherever I can.
Excited to officially launch my account here and share updates! 👊
Excited to officially launch my account here and share updates! 👊
November 14, 2024 at 7:31 AM
So good to have diversity on this platform. For those who don’t know, John is the first troll to crawl out from under the bridge where they consumed local kids and become a US senator.
Four years after George Floyd’s murder and I don’t think I’ll ever get over the fact that one of the Chauvin defense’s expert witnesses fled both Rhodesia and South Africa after the apartheid governments fell.
May 25, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Four years after George Floyd’s murder and I don’t think I’ll ever get over the fact that one of the Chauvin defense’s expert witnesses fled both Rhodesia and South Africa after the apartheid governments fell.