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Not even that crazy of a stretch. Santa’s gotta have at least a good base level legal knowledge with the amount of times he’s been put on trial
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
“Snuck” in as part of Schumer’s negotiating with Thune and Schumer’s full consent
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Think Andy Dick might have been on the trajectory to be the first for awhile there, but this guy in the Philippines might be the closest, shot at the venue just before he was going to preform earlier this year, potentially due to his comedy about a religious sect/cult
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November 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
At least you’ve got good fire starter if you ever need it
November 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Crazy to use one of the final votes of a dying man bucking his party without forewarning as a comparison to the exact # of senators needed who aren’t running in the next cycle magically voting for this with leadership’s complete knowledge while others on record negotiating the same package voted no.
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The promises to “never forget” this that were seen online then have been long since forgotten. This is exactly why it was maneuvered to have dems not at risk of electoral backlash vote for this tonight. They expected your anger and they expect it to fade away just like it did with Coons.
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
They can do ads, but only if the outtakes are automatically public domain
October 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Ai didn’t figure anything out, that’s Denver.
October 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
That’s from last night in Los Angeles, intersection of Commercial and Garey Streets to be exact.
October 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
When you see Trump posting ai garbage in response to a protest, maybe don’t follow his example.
October 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Sorry, I can’t welcome you into my tent. If too many people gather in one tent, Israel will bomb it
July 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Reminder that within literal days of being elected house dem leader, Jeffries flew back to NYC to attend a Hochul presser to support her antiunion, antiabortion choice for NY Supreme Court chief justice yet he refuses to endorse the guy who overwhelmingly won the NYC dem primary
July 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Have you seen his paintings? Worth it
July 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I mean the guy has been gloating in the media since the passage of the big beautiful bill that the Democrats are now set for the midterms
July 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Flash floods are hard to warn for, but the fact the county head’s response was essentially so what, we’re flood country means more deaths in the coming years in that region alone
July 5, 2025 at 8:54 AM