Captain of the Guard
@notwhenhumans.bsky.social
“Snuck” in as part of Schumer’s negotiating with Thune and Schumer’s full consent
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
“Snuck” in as part of Schumer’s negotiating with Thune and Schumer’s full consent
You joke, but the original Jabba the Hutt is just tom homan in a toupee
July 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
You joke, but the original Jabba the Hutt is just tom homan in a toupee
Jeffries was more than happy to fly directly back to NY after his election as house minority leader to endorse Hochul’s anti-abortion, anti-union pick for chief justice of the NY Supreme Court, districts be damned. Shoutout to @repespaillat.bsky.social @velazquez.house.gov for also being clowns
June 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Jeffries was more than happy to fly directly back to NY after his election as house minority leader to endorse Hochul’s anti-abortion, anti-union pick for chief justice of the NY Supreme Court, districts be damned. Shoutout to @repespaillat.bsky.social @velazquez.house.gov for also being clowns
Certainly not ICE on the front line pushing back people along side the locals
June 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Certainly not ICE on the front line pushing back people along side the locals
A tribute fit for a god
May 29, 2025 at 9:59 AM
A tribute fit for a god
It was part of the campaign’s larger strategy to court Nikki Haley voters. They prepped him to actively court literal GOP primary voters and that didn’t allow him to attack Vance’s ideas on a fundamental level and ironically led to him framing Vance’s ideas as reasonable
March 12, 2025 at 8:21 AM
It was part of the campaign’s larger strategy to court Nikki Haley voters. They prepped him to actively court literal GOP primary voters and that didn’t allow him to attack Vance’s ideas on a fundamental level and ironically led to him framing Vance’s ideas as reasonable
He was prepped to use his debate as a part of the campaign’s strategy to court Nikki Haley voters, thus the weak performance. The post-DNC campaign strategy of dropping all the GOP is bad & weird talk (that he popularized) to pivot to the courting of Haley voters/Cheney was really bad
March 12, 2025 at 8:09 AM
He was prepped to use his debate as a part of the campaign’s strategy to court Nikki Haley voters, thus the weak performance. The post-DNC campaign strategy of dropping all the GOP is bad & weird talk (that he popularized) to pivot to the courting of Haley voters/Cheney was really bad
Get your own house in order, dems are so clueless on how to handle this moment you’ve got some calling on people to sell their Teslas while others, like one of the members of your steering and policy committee, enriching themselves by buying 10s of 1000s of Tesla stock
February 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Get your own house in order, dems are so clueless on how to handle this moment you’ve got some calling on people to sell their Teslas while others, like one of the members of your steering and policy committee, enriching themselves by buying 10s of 1000s of Tesla stock
Ro’s staff are either incompetent and/or actively undermining accountability by not informing him of Dem plans or Ro purposefully chose not to be there, likely to avoid pissing off Tech so he could loudly call for another vote and vote yes when it would safely fail with GOP votes.
February 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Ro’s staff are either incompetent and/or actively undermining accountability by not informing him of Dem plans or Ro purposefully chose not to be there, likely to avoid pissing off Tech so he could loudly call for another vote and vote yes when it would safely fail with GOP votes.
Doesn’t pass the smell test. Your staff either failed to notify you and need to be fired or you chose not be there when your vote mattered the most to avoid pissing off Bay Area tech and so you could loudly and publicly call for another vote when you knew the GOP could safely block it
February 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Doesn’t pass the smell test. Your staff either failed to notify you and need to be fired or you chose not be there when your vote mattered the most to avoid pissing off Bay Area tech and so you could loudly and publicly call for another vote when you knew the GOP could safely block it
Same reaction as Noah to be fair
December 29, 2024 at 10:57 AM
Same reaction as Noah to be fair
Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you
Over the Top (1997)
With Tim Curry, Annie Potts, and Steve Carrell doing a vaguely Eastern European accent that definitely didn’t end up becoming his Gru voice
Over the Top (1997)
With Tim Curry, Annie Potts, and Steve Carrell doing a vaguely Eastern European accent that definitely didn’t end up becoming his Gru voice
November 19, 2024 at 9:42 AM
Name a show you're positive no one remembers but you
Over the Top (1997)
With Tim Curry, Annie Potts, and Steve Carrell doing a vaguely Eastern European accent that definitely didn’t end up becoming his Gru voice
Over the Top (1997)
With Tim Curry, Annie Potts, and Steve Carrell doing a vaguely Eastern European accent that definitely didn’t end up becoming his Gru voice
Enjoying the suffering of others is pretty inspiring
January 1, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Enjoying the suffering of others is pretty inspiring
Please do not ask for context as I have none
December 25, 2023 at 2:25 AM
Please do not ask for context as I have none
I don’t know man, I’ve heard from a reliable source Jake is just doing straight reporting
December 21, 2023 at 4:47 PM
I don’t know man, I’ve heard from a reliable source Jake is just doing straight reporting
The guy is literally in Tapper’s reply telling him how amazing he is for picking up his smear campaign
December 21, 2023 at 4:45 PM
The guy is literally in Tapper’s reply telling him how amazing he is for picking up his smear campaign
Turns out this person doesn’t have a clue and is stoking the flames themselves
November 26, 2023 at 6:25 PM
Turns out this person doesn’t have a clue and is stoking the flames themselves
And to add fuel to fire, on the flip side of Gilliam working with Williams you have this performance
November 22, 2023 at 4:38 AM
And to add fuel to fire, on the flip side of Gilliam working with Williams you have this performance
Was looking for a different guy from classic antique roadshow I thought was my go to Tompkins AR surrogate (apparently something a few people have) and found this dude instead and this totally dead authors podcast era PFT. Nic Lowry for anyone curious
November 7, 2023 at 2:14 AM
Was looking for a different guy from classic antique roadshow I thought was my go to Tompkins AR surrogate (apparently something a few people have) and found this dude instead and this totally dead authors podcast era PFT. Nic Lowry for anyone curious
