matcha
@notmatcha.bsky.social
doing a thuper good job
26, he / they, chi
26, he / they, chi
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matcha
@notmatcha.bsky.social
· Mar 21
I love big burly men with incredibly gay voices
give me a call if u ever get lonely……….
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 AM
give me a call if u ever get lonely……….
gay men will be mad at this then will turn around and stan a pop girlie who voted for Trump
🚨 Harry Styles announces new album ‘Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally.’
Out March 6th.
Out March 6th.
January 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
gay men will be mad at this then will turn around and stan a pop girlie who voted for Trump
one of my favorite gay bars in Williamsburg just closed 😭😭😭
January 13, 2026 at 11:03 PM
one of my favorite gay bars in Williamsburg just closed 😭😭😭
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a reminder, again, that AltNPS is a grifter account run by people who have no affiliation with the National Park Service and indeed who never did have any affiliation with the National Park Service. They have no sources, they have no information, they are purely there to scam you.
"Receiving reports" my ass. AltNPS is not receiving reports of ICE raids in Saint Paul. They are seeing posts on social media like the rest of us.
I DO have loved ones in Saint Paul. ALL of my loved ones. They're terrified. Fuck you.
I DO have loved ones in Saint Paul. ALL of my loved ones. They're terrified. Fuck you.
January 12, 2026 at 3:30 AM
a reminder, again, that AltNPS is a grifter account run by people who have no affiliation with the National Park Service and indeed who never did have any affiliation with the National Park Service. They have no sources, they have no information, they are purely there to scam you.
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
most overacted performance of the year. was hard to watch, very surprised he’s being rewarded for it
Timothée Chalamet wins Best Actor in a Motion Picture — Musical or Comedy for Marty Supreme 🏆
#GoldenGlobes
#GoldenGlobes
January 12, 2026 at 2:29 AM
most overacted performance of the year. was hard to watch, very surprised he’s being rewarded for it
the Bears have a heated rivalry with the Packers… makes you think
January 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
the Bears have a heated rivalry with the Packers… makes you think
alright, I’ll be vulnerable
January 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
alright, I’ll be vulnerable
I made a joke on TikTok about getting hit on by a twink and they refuse to believe that I’m good looking enough to get hit on at a bar. I just have to laugh lmao
January 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I made a joke on TikTok about getting hit on by a twink and they refuse to believe that I’m good looking enough to get hit on at a bar. I just have to laugh lmao
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I wish for a world where Minneapolis does not have to repeatedly be a flashpoint for the most grotesque acts of fascist state violence. My heart breaks for the people of a city that deserves more than taxpayer-funded knees on necks and federal bullets through windshields.
January 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I wish for a world where Minneapolis does not have to repeatedly be a flashpoint for the most grotesque acts of fascist state violence. My heart breaks for the people of a city that deserves more than taxpayer-funded knees on necks and federal bullets through windshields.
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i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
i bought the domain ohhh.lol a while back just because and the other night i noticed it gets like 100-150 unique hits a day from people typing it in their posts and group chats where it tries to load the url preview. so i hope this annoys some people while they're trying to get their mack on
upped the weights for biceps yesterday and I can feeeeeel it today 😵💫
January 6, 2026 at 8:58 PM
upped the weights for biceps yesterday and I can feeeeeel it today 😵💫
love Chicago and love running into people I know and adore even if I’m a little too inebriated
January 3, 2026 at 4:38 AM
love Chicago and love running into people I know and adore even if I’m a little too inebriated
can the Academy increase the required theatrical run to something ridiculous to spite these assholes
Netflix reportedly only wants to keep movies in theaters for 17 days after they buy Warner Bros
“This would steamroll the theatrical business” — Deadline
“This would steamroll the theatrical business” — Deadline
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
can the Academy increase the required theatrical run to something ridiculous to spite these assholes
Chinese place gave me two things of rice and three fortune cookies... why'd they have to drag me like that
December 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Chinese place gave me two things of rice and three fortune cookies... why'd they have to drag me like that
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December 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I asked @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social to make an AOTY list, so I figured it’d only be fair if I do the same
December 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I asked @drpepperglazedham.bsky.social to make an AOTY list, so I figured it’d only be fair if I do the same
just saw a “W♂♂F (WARNING! No “Pretty Boys” here.)” in the wild. nature is healing
December 27, 2025 at 10:03 AM
just saw a “W♂♂F (WARNING! No “Pretty Boys” here.)” in the wild. nature is healing
love it when the horse gets a hint of life randomly so the friend group can get right back to beating it relentlessly
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
love it when the horse gets a hint of life randomly so the friend group can get right back to beating it relentlessly
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Golden BEARS?!?!? RAINBOW Warriors?!?!?
December 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Golden BEARS?!?!? RAINBOW Warriors?!?!?
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call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
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2026 will be the year anti-AI sentiment becomes commodified - the back end of the grift where you have to pay to get rid of copilot or whatever
December 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
2026 will be the year anti-AI sentiment becomes commodified - the back end of the grift where you have to pay to get rid of copilot or whatever
I’m a Carhartt gay now
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’m a Carhartt gay now
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