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doing a thuper good job

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who wants to pay me with a confident and penetrative thrust into my chip reader
Lee (Greater), @shortmagsmle on Twitter / X: "Reminder that 'tapping' your credit card is spiritually passive/feminine, and that men should pay via confident and penetrative thrust into the chip reader"
November 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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spot the difference
a stained glass piece depicting a beefy bearded putting his left arm up to show his armpit. there is a “sold” Post-It note on the bottom right corner a gym selfie showing me, a less-beefy but still bearded man, with my left arm up to show my armpit
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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howdy y’all 🤠
selfie of me dressed up as a cowboy for Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I just know he only does it raw and rough
Spike from The Super Mario Bros Movie
October 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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guess what took the longest to shave
a selfie of me shaved down to a mustache. I am shirtless and have a towel wrapped around my waist
October 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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this would be @johnjohn.bsky.social as a TSA agent
screenshot of a tweet by Jack Corbett: “freaky TSA agent: socks, too 😏”
October 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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post gym gay slut pose is coming along nicely
shirtless selfie of me in the gym. my left arm is up behind my head, flexing, showing off my hairy armpit
September 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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TikTok screenshot of someone pulling 100s out of a washing machine, with the caption "Nvidia after giving OpenAI $100B to give $100B to Oracle to give it back to Nvidia". the joke here is that they were cleaning their money and laundering it
September 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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excited about this news
screenshot of the TikTok where a gray haired man with a stubble says “As a gay man who is 50, I”
September 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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green on green on green (and blue)
mirror selfie of me in a green polo and green hat. my phone case is green and the phone itself is the new iPhone 17 Pro in midnight blue. it is a subtle way of showing off I got a new phone as a birthday gift to myself
September 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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my gym renovated the bathroom I take thirst traps in, so enjoy this post-workout sweaty selfie
shirtless selfie of me, a bearded man with dark brown hair, with my workout shirt dangled on my left arm. I am wearing grey gym shorts and glasses. my right arm is flexing, and you can see my hairy armpits as a result
September 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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first day of 2L

the fit vs. the mood
mirror selfie of a bearded man in a business casual outfit, all Banana Republic. the button up is green, the pants are grey, the belt is brown. he has Warby Parker glasses on beat up Snoopy with the search bar reading “el esnupi todo vergiado jsjsksk”
August 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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you + your fav Pokémon (at this current moment)
shirtless mirror selfie of me in my swim trunks Shuckle
August 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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okay don’t be mad at me but
a Pokémon Trading Card Game Pocket god pack, featuring: 1. Ho-Oh ex 👑 2. Gligar ⭐️ 3. Shiny Eevee 4. Shiny Lickitung 5. Silver ⭐️⭐️
August 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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I guess this is just a god pack thread now
a Pokémon Trading Card Game Pocket god pack, featuring: 1. Charizard ex ⭐️⭐️ 2. Team Rocket Grunt ⭐️⭐️ 3. shiny Beedril ex 4. Buizel ⭐️ 5. shiny Wugtrio ex
July 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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planning to focus on dancing at Horse Meat Disco tonight
screencap of Dropout’s Game Changer, where Sam Reich is saying “Oops, sorry, sluts.” while pointing at his face where he has a shit-eating grin on. Sam is very hot
July 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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happy pride month pt. 2
a Pokémon Trading Card Game Pocket god pack, featuring: 1. Shiny Farfetch’d 2. Glaceon ⭐️ 3. Sylveon ⭐️ 4. Leafeon ⭐️ 5. Shiny Moltres ex
June 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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the wiktionary example sentence for oso is killing me 😭😭😭
Wiktionary page for the Spanish word “oso” […] 3. (slang) bear (large hairy man, especially homosexual) > Tengo un amigo delgado al que le gustan solo los osos barrigudos y velludos. > I have a skinny friend who only likes paunchy and hairy bears.
June 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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happy pride month y’all
a Pokémon Trading Card Game Pocket Edition god pack that has five special cards: 1. Pheromosa ⭐️ 2. Looker ⭐️⭐️ 3. Shiny Greninja 4. Shiny Aerodactyl ex 5. Buzzwole ex ⭐️⭐️
June 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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band merch
selfie of me wearing a PUP merch shirt. it is titled “Furbaby Frolic” and is a beige t-shirt featuring several puppies sitting around, playing with kitchenware. the ink is orange, and includes the title of their recent album “WHO WILL LOOK AFTER THE DOGS?” in the bottom left
May 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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drawing of Timmy Turner praying and saying “Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny”
April 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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my stache looks prominent here
selfie of me, a bearded man with dark hair. I am being lit with an orange hue by the heat lamps on the CTA platform
March 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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we need a stronger word than “mother” for her specifically
press photo of Ina Garten
March 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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I forgot to take the thirst trap like an IDIOT

my profile if you wanna follow btw hevy.com/user/mchamb
selfie of me on the Hevy app. I lifted 8,310 lbs over 20 sets Chest & Triceps 1 x Treadmill 3 x Triceps Extension (Machine) 3 x Triceps Pushdown 3 x Chest Fly (Machine) 3 x Chest Press (Machine) 3 x Triceps Kickback (Dumbbell) 4 x Bench Press (Dumbbell)
March 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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it’s SO green, more than ever before
picture of me in front of the Chicago River, which has been dyed green. I am wearing a green Uniqlo shirt, two green beads, and blue jeans
March 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM