Joe Creighton 🇨🇦🇺🇦
@notjoecreighton.bsky.social
He/him. Husband. Dad. IT professional. Beer league goalie. Nerd/Geek. Sci-fi fan. Science FTW. Flatlander living vicariously through you. Eagled a 454yd par 5 once so I’ve got that going for me which is nice.
Treaty One Territory of Canada, eh?
Treaty One Territory of Canada, eh?
Overtime is the best time. #GoCanadaGo
February 18, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Overtime is the best time. #GoCanadaGo
Storm’s a brewin’, Martha.
Better close the shutters before bed
Better close the shutters before bed
February 18, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Storm’s a brewin’, Martha.
Better close the shutters before bed
Better close the shutters before bed
Since “afternoon” is literally after 12pm, when does “morning” and “evening” start?
Dumb brain, making problems.
Dumb brain, making problems.
February 18, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Since “afternoon” is literally after 12pm, when does “morning” and “evening” start?
Dumb brain, making problems.
Dumb brain, making problems.
Summarize your account with a gif.
(OKAY!)
(OKAY!)
February 17, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Summarize your account with a gif.
(OKAY!)
(OKAY!)
Orion blazing bright on this moonless night.
February 16, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Orion blazing bright on this moonless night.
I’m such a nerd, I stopped to take this picture.
If you see it, so are you.
If you see it, so are you.
February 16, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I’m such a nerd, I stopped to take this picture.
If you see it, so are you.
If you see it, so are you.
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
Saturday chores with a beat
February 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Saturday chores with a beat
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Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
February 14, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
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Actual footage of Vince Guaraldi performing "Linus and Lucy". I'm gobsmacked that this exists, but utterly thrilled too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EMf...
Vince Guaraldi - earliest television recording of "Linus and Lucy"
YouTube video by Lee Mendelson Film Productions, Inc.
www.youtube.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Actual footage of Vince Guaraldi performing "Linus and Lucy". I'm gobsmacked that this exists, but utterly thrilled too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EMf...
Fog has lifted and left its mark. Pretty.
February 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Fog has lifted and left its mark. Pretty.
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please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 AM
please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
Definitely working hard and not watching the hockeys.
February 12, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Definitely working hard and not watching the hockeys.
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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The problem is, the hype of AI is always so clearly manufactured. It’s sold as essential but mysteriously so — rarely is it portrayed as making life better; it’s sold as doing things WE want to keep doing. We want it to inventory our fridge and detect cancer, not make music and replace us at work.
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The problem is, the hype of AI is always so clearly manufactured. It’s sold as essential but mysteriously so — rarely is it portrayed as making life better; it’s sold as doing things WE want to keep doing. We want it to inventory our fridge and detect cancer, not make music and replace us at work.
Age verification?
I *was* the TV remote control.
I *was* the TV remote control.
Age verification?
The first step in tech support is checking to see if the TV is set to channel 3.
The first step in tech support is checking to see if the TV is set to channel 3.
Age verification?
I had to record my favorite songs on cassette by constantly listening to radio stations and smashing the little red circle button at the exact right moment. (A pox on radio jockeys who talk over the end of the song!)
I had to record my favorite songs on cassette by constantly listening to radio stations and smashing the little red circle button at the exact right moment. (A pox on radio jockeys who talk over the end of the song!)
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Age verification?
I *was* the TV remote control.
I *was* the TV remote control.
Tonight, I learned everything 🇵🇷
Thank you, Becky.
Thank you, Becky.
First shot: sugarcane
The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times
Still used to make rum of course!
The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times
Still used to make rum of course!
February 9, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Tonight, I learned everything 🇵🇷
Thank you, Becky.
Thank you, Becky.
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There's a ChatGPT ad about a family farm where the owner says her family has been doing this for a hundred years and she doesn't want to be the one to screw it up and that's why she's getting advice from ChatGPT and, my God, can you people hear yourselves?
February 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
There's a ChatGPT ad about a family farm where the owner says her family has been doing this for a hundred years and she doesn't want to be the one to screw it up and that's why she's getting advice from ChatGPT and, my God, can you people hear yourselves?
Flipped back to “Die Hard 2” just as McClane jumps on the wing of the jet.
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Flipped back to “Die Hard 2” just as McClane jumps on the wing of the jet.
Flipped to the concert with 16 seconds left on the clock.
a woman is sitting at a table waving her hand and says `` i did an awesome job ! high five to me ! ''
Alt: Liz Lemon giving herself a high-five with the caption “Idid an awesome job! High five to me!”
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Flipped to the concert with 16 seconds left on the clock.
Arthur’s first horse and his current horse. She may be jittery but he needs the speed: he’s got bounties on him in three territories and he ain’t ever payin’ ‘em off! #RDR2
February 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Arthur’s first horse and his current horse. She may be jittery but he needs the speed: he’s got bounties on him in three territories and he ain’t ever payin’ ‘em off! #RDR2
I need a notification service that tells me when the halftime show starts.
February 8, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I need a notification service that tells me when the halftime show starts.