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Joe Creighton 🇨🇦🇺🇦
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He/him. Husband. Dad. IT professional. Beer league goalie. Nerd/Geek. Sci-fi fan. Science FTW. Flatlander living vicariously through you. Eagled a 454yd par 5 once so I’ve got that going for me which is nice.
Treaty One Territory of Canada, eh?
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Actual footage of Vince Guaraldi performing "Linus and Lucy". I'm gobsmacked that this exists, but utterly thrilled too. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EMf...
Vince Guaraldi - earliest television recording of "Linus and Lucy"
YouTube video by Lee Mendelson Film Productions, Inc.
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February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Fog has lifted and left its mark. Pretty.
February 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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please enjoy these classic Moon Tweets™
February 12, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Definitely working hard and not watching the hockeys.
February 12, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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The problem is, the hype of AI is always so clearly manufactured. It’s sold as essential but mysteriously so — rarely is it portrayed as making life better; it’s sold as doing things WE want to keep doing. We want it to inventory our fridge and detect cancer, not make music and replace us at work.
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Age verification?

I *was* the TV remote control.
Age verification?

The first step in tech support is checking to see if the TV is set to channel 3.
Age verification?

I had to record my favorite songs on cassette by constantly listening to radio stations and smashing the little red circle button at the exact right moment. (A pox on radio jockeys who talk over the end of the song!)
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Tonight, I learned everything 🇵🇷

Thank you, Becky.
First shot: sugarcane

The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times

Still used to make rum of course!
February 9, 2026 at 5:29 AM
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There's a ChatGPT ad about a family farm where the owner says her family has been doing this for a hundred years and she doesn't want to be the one to screw it up and that's why she's getting advice from ChatGPT and, my God, can you people hear yourselves?
February 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Flipped back to “Die Hard 2” just as McClane jumps on the wing of the jet.
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Flipped to the concert with 16 seconds left on the clock.
a woman is sitting at a table waving her hand and says `` i did an awesome job ! high five to me ! ''
Alt: Liz Lemon giving herself a high-five with the caption “Idid an awesome job! High five to me!”
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February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Arthur’s first horse and his current horse. She may be jittery but he needs the speed: he’s got bounties on him in three territories and he ain’t ever payin’ ‘em off! #RDR2
February 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I need a notification service that tells me when the halftime show starts.
February 8, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Resharing this #SuberbOwl I met once
February 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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i need an emotional support perogi
February 7, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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The Reluctant Bride, by Auguste Toulmouche, 1866
February 7, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
No #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy spoilers…

I heard you like cameos in your cameos.

This dial goes up to 12.

The episode pulls all the heartstrings in the end with a closing monologue (or two) and a different closing theme.

Damn.

Haters can get bent.
February 6, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Can’t believe I’m going to root against Helle for a few weeks #GoJetsGo
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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OK pause on the timeline because everyone needs to see the curling baby from one of the Olympic matches today
February 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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Introducing: NIGHT CURLING!
UPDATE: four minutes into the first event of the Winter Olympics, there has been a power outage
February 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Rough Hump Day here ugh
February 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Happy Happy OT #GoJetsGo
two cartoon characters are standing next to each other in spotlights
Alt: Ren and Stimpy singing “Happy Happy Joy Joy”
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February 3, 2026 at 4:01 AM