Captain Renault
@notclauderains.bsky.social
"Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.” -- Madeleine L'Engle, A Wrinkle in Time
One of the most powerful lines in all of literature.
One of the most powerful lines in all of literature.
Yup, still over 300 years, NYT
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Yup, still over 300 years, NYT
The greatest account in all of Facebook is the Atomic Comics account.
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The greatest account in all of Facebook is the Atomic Comics account.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Mike Johnson has big Youth Pastor Energy.
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Mike Johnson has big Youth Pastor Energy.
Yeah, I watched "Bigfoot Took Her," and I'd do it again. I love that the controversial thing within the show was whether Bigfoot took her or not; the existence of many local Bigfoot is assumed. "Well, you know, they have a lotta Bigfoot up there....."
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Yeah, I watched "Bigfoot Took Her," and I'd do it again. I love that the controversial thing within the show was whether Bigfoot took her or not; the existence of many local Bigfoot is assumed. "Well, you know, they have a lotta Bigfoot up there....."
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No lawmaker in Congress should be able to buy, own, and sell individual stocks. Period. Let's make Congressional stock trading illegal.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
No lawmaker in Congress should be able to buy, own, and sell individual stocks. Period. Let's make Congressional stock trading illegal.
Remember this? Comedy became reality.
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Remember this? Comedy became reality.
This crop circle is Weirdly specific.
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This crop circle is Weirdly specific.
I swear to God, this is not the year for your performatic nonsense of serving at a soup kitchen for Thanksgiving. Do something now. Do something to make sure kids are fed during the school holidays. No one needs you to hold a ladle; there's a waiting list, anyway.
Enough with the show. Feed people.
Enough with the show. Feed people.
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I swear to God, this is not the year for your performatic nonsense of serving at a soup kitchen for Thanksgiving. Do something now. Do something to make sure kids are fed during the school holidays. No one needs you to hold a ladle; there's a waiting list, anyway.
Enough with the show. Feed people.
Enough with the show. Feed people.
Just discovered that this motherfucker is my 10th Great-Grandfather and I'm really, really not pleased.
After exploiting whoever he could and then losing to the Crown, he eventually retired to his estate, Romancoke, which I've decided to pronounce rum and Coke.
🧵
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William...
After exploiting whoever he could and then losing to the Crown, he eventually retired to his estate, Romancoke, which I've decided to pronounce rum and Coke.
🧵
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William...
William Claiborne - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Just discovered that this motherfucker is my 10th Great-Grandfather and I'm really, really not pleased.
After exploiting whoever he could and then losing to the Crown, he eventually retired to his estate, Romancoke, which I've decided to pronounce rum and Coke.
🧵
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William...
After exploiting whoever he could and then losing to the Crown, he eventually retired to his estate, Romancoke, which I've decided to pronounce rum and Coke.
🧵
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William...
I'm not saying how I know they used to refer to her as Corky Sherwood around the Today Show staff when she was on but they totally did. search.app/fTwXX
Deborah Norville, the former ‘Inside Edition’ host and Chicago TV anchor, has a brand-new game
Deborah Norville, the former Chicago star who became the longest-serving female anchor in TV history at “Inside Edition,” is ready to try something different: game show host.
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November 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I'm not saying how I know they used to refer to her as Corky Sherwood around the Today Show staff when she was on but they totally did. search.app/fTwXX
It's still odd to me that on my wife's father's side, the family business is poetry. FiL and MiL-2 (I have three). Professional poets. You see some crazy things in the middle of Big Verse.
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It's still odd to me that on my wife's father's side, the family business is poetry. FiL and MiL-2 (I have three). Professional poets. You see some crazy things in the middle of Big Verse.
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Went for ice cream at Cook Farms today, so stopped in to see the girls. Took a selfie. Someone licked my sweater.
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Went for ice cream at Cook Farms today, so stopped in to see the girls. Took a selfie. Someone licked my sweater.
Went for ice cream at Cook Farms today, so stopped in to see the girls. Took a selfie. Someone licked my sweater.
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Went for ice cream at Cook Farms today, so stopped in to see the girls. Took a selfie. Someone licked my sweater.
At the grocery store. Turkey basters are on sale, three for the price of two, and I have questions.
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
At the grocery store. Turkey basters are on sale, three for the price of two, and I have questions.
Funnier still: I'm no longer at 666, so thanks, everyone.
I'm at 665.
Heh.
I'm at 665.
Heh.
I know it's only been a day but this is pretty funny. Still at 666. Thanks, friends, for your help! It doesn't seem to want to take. LOL.
I know this is ridiculous, but can someone help me out? I have 666 followers, and even though I thought I wasn't superstitious, it seems I am a little. It's irrational, but please, follow me, just one of you.
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Funnier still: I'm no longer at 666, so thanks, everyone.
I'm at 665.
Heh.
I'm at 665.
Heh.
I love this picture of Nigel.
November 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I love this picture of Nigel.
I know it's only been a day but this is pretty funny. Still at 666. Thanks, friends, for your help! It doesn't seem to want to take. LOL.
I know this is ridiculous, but can someone help me out? I have 666 followers, and even though I thought I wasn't superstitious, it seems I am a little. It's irrational, but please, follow me, just one of you.
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I know it's only been a day but this is pretty funny. Still at 666. Thanks, friends, for your help! It doesn't seem to want to take. LOL.
Peter Baker is a fucking idiot. Voice of Resistance, my ass.
For Dick Cheney, a Journey From Champion of War to Voice of Resistance www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
For Dick Cheney, a Journey From Champion of War to Voice of Resistance www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
For Dick Cheney, a Journey From Champion of War to Voice of Resistance
www.nytimes.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Peter Baker is a fucking idiot. Voice of Resistance, my ass.
For Dick Cheney, a Journey From Champion of War to Voice of Resistance www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
For Dick Cheney, a Journey From Champion of War to Voice of Resistance www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
I know this is ridiculous, but can someone help me out? I have 666 followers, and even though I thought I wasn't superstitious, it seems I am a little. It's irrational, but please, follow me, just one of you.
November 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I know this is ridiculous, but can someone help me out? I have 666 followers, and even though I thought I wasn't superstitious, it seems I am a little. It's irrational, but please, follow me, just one of you.
David Frum, a man who has his finger in the pulse of David Frum, says that Richard B. "Dick" Cheney became a "resistance hero."
No, jerkwad. Back in the day you could be a crazy neocon and still largely believe in American institutions.
No, jerkwad. Back in the day you could be a crazy neocon and still largely believe in American institutions.
November 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
David Frum, a man who has his finger in the pulse of David Frum, says that Richard B. "Dick" Cheney became a "resistance hero."
No, jerkwad. Back in the day you could be a crazy neocon and still largely believe in American institutions.
No, jerkwad. Back in the day you could be a crazy neocon and still largely believe in American institutions.
I'm sure it's completely normal that we're having thunderstorms with hail at 9:30 PM in Western, MA in November.
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I'm sure it's completely normal that we're having thunderstorms with hail at 9:30 PM in Western, MA in November.