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"Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.” -- Madeleine L'Engle, A Wrinkle in Time

One of the most powerful lines in all of literature.
You don't think the "Daddy and Junior monitor each other's porn" game is appropriate? I mean... this one isn't even speculative. This is what Michael volunteered.
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Maaaaaaaybe...
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A bad plan is so much better-bad when you include tools you don't really know how to use.

Not us, of course.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Isn't this why Home Depot exists?
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
You can do this.

It's a good day to pray for some strength to let her go as much as you can today. You're taking care of your kids and yourself.
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The entire problem in a nutshell!

I'm sorry, this is a serious matter, but I really couldn't resist.
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Sweet Baby Jesus, I'm also related to Liz Claiborne and Jerry Falwell through this profoundly bad man. Also, it means that they are apparently related to one another. Heh.
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM