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Nicky No-Spoons
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AMAB, but whatever's fine. Pan, but not interested(sorry, this one's taken). Nearly Ace, but filthier than most of you animals.

https://www.libib.com/u/lindenlendin

Both my mood and connective tissue are disordered. 🦓 #pEDS #BPD #cPTSD
Get hyped for this. The showrunner for this directed THAT episode of The Last of Us. You know the one.
January 20, 2026 at 4:50 AM
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What's Left of the Flag
YouTube video by Flogging Molly - Topic
music.youtube.com
January 20, 2026 at 3:49 AM
As a reminder, this is the second delay for the festival. Afterbthe first one, Mr. Jackson realized that Shreveport in August might be a bad idea, he gave himself seven extra months to figure it out for the next time.

Less than 2 months out, he kicks the can down the road again.
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Spotted this little degenerate at a thrift store today. I've seen plenty of dolls that look like they'll murder me. This is the first that looks like it wants to beat my ass outside of a Waffle House.
January 17, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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let’s get this bread (kropotkinly)
January 15, 2026 at 2:52 AM
As a former Alaskan living in Shreveport now, can confirm. These boys from down here have no idea how badly winter can rock your shit.

I'm calling it now. 'Ice Flips ICE' is a headline you're gonna see in the next week. If there's less than a dozen overturned government vehicles, I'll be shocked.
To any ICE agents reading this who are from down south—you have never experienced anything like this cold. Our European climate equivalent is literally Stalingrad. It will hurt to breathe. You will be outside in it. So will we, but we are used to it.

Next week is what will break you.
We've lead charmed weather lives so far in January.
Temperatures are +5F to +10F across MN so far this month. 🌡️
We're about to be reminded what persistent cold and occasional snow feels like. ❄️
MSP could bottom out -10 to -20 next Tue.
#mnwx
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
January 14, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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House Speaker Mike Johnson apparently doesn’t understand how our justice system works. He said if Fed Chair Jerome Powell is innocent, “then he can prove that.” No, Mikey, he doesn’t need to prove he’s innocent. His accusers need to prove he’s guilty.
January 13, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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Him doing the worm backwards 😫😭😂😂
Nah Druski done went too far kfkfkfkfkdkdf this how them mega churches be too 😭😭😭😭
January 13, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Your second favorite aircraft?
January 12, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Think of the most random of random movies you can possibly think of. Got one? Now locate and post a GIF or vid from it. 🎥⁉️🖤
January 12, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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ICE out for good vigil for the victims. Caddo Common Park in downtown Shreveport.
January 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
The Russo Brothers really think they're on some Kurosawa shit. We'll see...
January 10, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Been getting a lot of desperate emails from TikTok lately, trying to get me back on the app.

Given how little I used it, all the emails are like "you have three new followers, all obvious bots" and "do you want to see what your racist brother-in-law is up to?"

No fuckin' thanks. Glad I left.
January 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
My first job at Blockbuster Video, purging half the New Release Wall's VHS supply to make room for these new-fangled things called Digital Video Discs that had finally made their way over from Japan.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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The ICE murderer most likely had his phone in his hand because they use a gov phone loaded with facial recognition software not because they were “filming content”.

This facial ID software has been widely reported on and we’ve seen cameras in hands at every incident for months.
January 8, 2026 at 8:28 PM
January 8, 2026 at 7:14 PM
In These Streets
YouTube video by ROZ RYAN
youtu.be
January 8, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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"My shield is raised and my visor is lowered" is a nice way of saying "I don't see shit about what's happening, I'm just prepared for impact"
March 9, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Walking and baking, and I'm starting the year off on the right note, musically. That view count is feeling a little serendipitous, too
January 1, 2026 at 3:58 PM
*You know, there's a million fine lookin' women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you..."
Name a quote from a 90s film.
December 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Settling into a classic on Tubi. By no means the best film of the 1980's, but it just might be my favorite. If you've ever had beef with a sleazebag boss, a creepy preacher, or a PTA president, you're gonna find a little catharsis here.
December 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM