Nicky No-Spoons
@nospoons.bsky.social
AMAB, but whatever's fine. Pan, but not interested(sorry, this one's taken). Nearly Ace, but filthier than most of you animals.
Both my mood and connective tissue are disordered. 🦓 #pEDS #BPD #cPTSD
Both my mood and connective tissue are disordered. 🦓 #pEDS #BPD #cPTSD
Between Boudin balls, Nachitoches meat pies, and the occasional crawfish egg roll, if a Louisiana gas station has one of these mfs next to the register, you're in for a good meal.
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Between Boudin balls, Nachitoches meat pies, and the occasional crawfish egg roll, if a Louisiana gas station has one of these mfs next to the register, you're in for a good meal.
That's actually how gerrymandered it was 5 years ago. The map looks worse now. At least in the one you posted, there was some vague suggestion it was based on region. The last round of district redrawing literally carved in the middle of the district out.
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
That's actually how gerrymandered it was 5 years ago. The map looks worse now. At least in the one you posted, there was some vague suggestion it was based on region. The last round of district redrawing literally carved in the middle of the district out.
Respond with the same actor as a hero and villain.
November 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Respond with the same actor as a hero and villain.
Technically, only half of Shreveport is one of the whitest, most racist districts in the country.
The other half is all the historically black neighborhoods carved out of the middle, and forced to share a rep with parts of Baton Rouge, a full 250 miles away.
The other half is all the historically black neighborhoods carved out of the middle, and forced to share a rep with parts of Baton Rouge, a full 250 miles away.
October 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Technically, only half of Shreveport is one of the whitest, most racist districts in the country.
The other half is all the historically black neighborhoods carved out of the middle, and forced to share a rep with parts of Baton Rouge, a full 250 miles away.
The other half is all the historically black neighborhoods carved out of the middle, and forced to share a rep with parts of Baton Rouge, a full 250 miles away.
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of.
October 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Share a cartoon from the past that kids today probably never heard of.
Name an album with Zero Skips.
October 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Name an album with Zero Skips.
I'm gonna be honest, I literally grabbed this book off the shelf and looked for a name I didn't recognize. I figured if you were gonna learn new music, I might as well, too.
October 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I'm gonna be honest, I literally grabbed this book off the shelf and looked for a name I didn't recognize. I figured if you were gonna learn new music, I might as well, too.
You're absolutely correct! I still stand by the band choice, though. Swagger wasnt as strong as Drunken Lullabies, but it's a hell of a debut
October 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You're absolutely correct! I still stand by the band choice, though. Swagger wasnt as strong as Drunken Lullabies, but it's a hell of a debut
Name your fav Debut Album
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Name your fav Debut Album
Given how close they built the Shreveport distro facility to Caddo Correctional Center, I give it less than a year before the rest of those jobs are done by prison labor.
Trust me, it's all going to get much, much worse before this story is over.
Trust me, it's all going to get much, much worse before this story is over.
October 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Given how close they built the Shreveport distro facility to Caddo Correctional Center, I give it less than a year before the rest of those jobs are done by prison labor.
Trust me, it's all going to get much, much worse before this story is over.
Trust me, it's all going to get much, much worse before this story is over.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
If I had a nickel for every time America got worse because Huey from Louisiana got shot, I'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If I had a nickel for every time America got worse because Huey from Louisiana got shot, I'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
"Sit Your Five Dollar Ass Down Before I Make Change..."
October 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"Sit Your Five Dollar Ass Down Before I Make Change..."
I'm here you fuckass bitch
September 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I'm here you fuckass bitch
That man hasn't spent three whole days here since selling his soul for the Speaker's seat. I'm sure plenty of his constituents would love to catch his ass outside around here.
Smartest thing that weasel has ever done was stay the hell out of Shreveport. I hope he keeps it up.
Smartest thing that weasel has ever done was stay the hell out of Shreveport. I hope he keeps it up.
August 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
That man hasn't spent three whole days here since selling his soul for the Speaker's seat. I'm sure plenty of his constituents would love to catch his ass outside around here.
Smartest thing that weasel has ever done was stay the hell out of Shreveport. I hope he keeps it up.
Smartest thing that weasel has ever done was stay the hell out of Shreveport. I hope he keeps it up.
Only the white neighborhoods. His District is in grey, which happens to wiggle its way out of him having to represent any of the historically black neighborhoods in town.
August 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Only the white neighborhoods. His District is in grey, which happens to wiggle its way out of him having to represent any of the historically black neighborhoods in town.
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
August 20, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
August 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
Shreveport isn't Republican. The historically white neighborhoods of Shreveport the Republicans carved out to make a district for Mike Johnson are, and even those have been going bluer.
What IS Republican is the string of sundown towns that dilute our district.
What IS Republican is the string of sundown towns that dilute our district.
August 19, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Shreveport isn't Republican. The historically white neighborhoods of Shreveport the Republicans carved out to make a district for Mike Johnson are, and even those have been going bluer.
What IS Republican is the string of sundown towns that dilute our district.
What IS Republican is the string of sundown towns that dilute our district.
See, I felt the same way. And then I got the idea to Hadouken the crappy trailer park I used to live in, and suddenly that was motivation enough for me.
August 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
See, I felt the same way. And then I got the idea to Hadouken the crappy trailer park I used to live in, and suddenly that was motivation enough for me.
Orson Scott Card can't write an unproblematic book to save his life. Check the alt text for some truly atrocious story premises.
August 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Orson Scott Card can't write an unproblematic book to save his life. Check the alt text for some truly atrocious story premises.
I see your slutty neckline Terry Bradshaw, and raise you Captain Henry Shreve himself being the only fancy lad in the painting, surrounded by burly, shirtless men. Shreveport art has always been at least a little gay, as a treat.
August 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I see your slutty neckline Terry Bradshaw, and raise you Captain Henry Shreve himself being the only fancy lad in the painting, surrounded by burly, shirtless men. Shreveport art has always been at least a little gay, as a treat.
What Band DOESN'T deserve a Biopic? I'll go first...
August 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
What Band DOESN'T deserve a Biopic? I'll go first...
Autism is a Spectrum
August 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Autism is a Spectrum
Couldn't be me. I love the idea of 4 Braids on the field. It's not Group Hug anymore, it's a full-on cuddle puddle that could turn into a Mexican standoff at any moment. Sounds goddamned delightful.
August 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Couldn't be me. I love the idea of 4 Braids on the field. It's not Group Hug anymore, it's a full-on cuddle puddle that could turn into a Mexican standoff at any moment. Sounds goddamned delightful.