Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody)
@norcoslinger.bsky.social
#VaxedWaxedBoostedAndRelaxed. I’m a liberal pharmacy tech who plays violin (poorly). She/Her. #AbortionIsHealthcare #JesusIsFake. Anon for a reason. Taken. 🙌Go Ducks!
Pinned
I’m gonna say the same thing here I said on Twitter—don’t DM me unless we interact otherwise. Following me, waiting til I follow back then sliding into my DM’s earns you an automatic block. Creepy as fuck.
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“Imagine what would happen if, next year, we had a 2008-style crisis and Bessent and Hassett were [at Treasury and the Fed]. In such a universe, could the rest of the world trust American economic leadership? Could the American-led economic order survive?”
www.thebulwark.com/p/what-if-it...
www.thebulwark.com/p/what-if-it...
What If It’s Already Too Late?
Institutional rot or ideological infection—either way, a real “Deep State” is already taking shape.
www.thebulwark.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“Imagine what would happen if, next year, we had a 2008-style crisis and Bessent and Hassett were [at Treasury and the Fed]. In such a universe, could the rest of the world trust American economic leadership? Could the American-led economic order survive?”
www.thebulwark.com/p/what-if-it...
www.thebulwark.com/p/what-if-it...
Gotta get everything set up before Monday but I’m getting super excited!
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Gotta get everything set up before Monday but I’m getting super excited!
@coffeestat.bsky.social WAR. FUCKING. EAGLE. #FuckTheTide
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
@coffeestat.bsky.social WAR. FUCKING. EAGLE. #FuckTheTide
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he believes what now
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
he believes what now
Got the official offer for the unicorn job FINALLY. It’s $3/hr more than I make now with an opportunity for another 3% raise after 90 days and 25 PTO days a year. So excited!
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Got the official offer for the unicorn job FINALLY. It’s $3/hr more than I make now with an opportunity for another 3% raise after 90 days and 25 PTO days a year. So excited!
Had a free mango marg handed to me by the bartender at the beach bar we like to frequent when we’re here…she doesn’t even know it’s my birthday and asked if I like tequila and handed it to me before I could say either way.
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Had a free mango marg handed to me by the bartender at the beach bar we like to frequent when we’re here…she doesn’t even know it’s my birthday and asked if I like tequila and handed it to me before I could say either way.
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I’m trying to decide if I‘ve accidentally taken acid, or if it’s reality itself that’s breaking down.
Nicki Minaj is set to speak at the United Nations on behalf of the Trump administration.
November 17, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I’m trying to decide if I‘ve accidentally taken acid, or if it’s reality itself that’s breaking down.
Still waiting on that final offer call for the unicorn job…
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Still waiting on that final offer call for the unicorn job…
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If Joe Biden had an MRI a month ago and we had no idea why it was done or on what body part and he claimed he had no idea about either of those things it would literally be all you heard about in the press but Trump just gets a huge pass b/c reporters treat him differently.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If Joe Biden had an MRI a month ago and we had no idea why it was done or on what body part and he claimed he had no idea about either of those things it would literally be all you heard about in the press but Trump just gets a huge pass b/c reporters treat him differently.
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Got the job pending background and reference checks!
They just sent me a request for more of the team to meet with me….eek!
Trying not to get my hopes up but I felt the teams interview went very well. I’ll know by end of next week if I get it. Current team has had zero turnover in 4 years with the exception of this position so it bodes well and it was like having a fun convo more than interview
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Got the job pending background and reference checks!
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Remember when Donald Trump said there would be people standing in bread lines trying to get food if Kamala Harris won?
People are standing in line for food in Cleveland because of Donald Trump.
People are standing in line for food in Cleveland because of Donald Trump.
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Remember when Donald Trump said there would be people standing in bread lines trying to get food if Kamala Harris won?
People are standing in line for food in Cleveland because of Donald Trump.
People are standing in line for food in Cleveland because of Donald Trump.
They just sent me a request for more of the team to meet with me….eek!
Trying not to get my hopes up but I felt the teams interview went very well. I’ll know by end of next week if I get it. Current team has had zero turnover in 4 years with the exception of this position so it bodes well and it was like having a fun convo more than interview
Had a phone screen for a refill/PA team that serves 240+ providers today and she immediately scheduled me for a Teams interview tomorrow! FT remote 7:30-4 M-F, so dream job with full benefits. Crossing my fingers!
November 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
They just sent me a request for more of the team to meet with me….eek!
Trying not to get my hopes up but I felt the teams interview went very well. I’ll know by end of next week if I get it. Current team has had zero turnover in 4 years with the exception of this position so it bodes well and it was like having a fun convo more than interview
Had a phone screen for a refill/PA team that serves 240+ providers today and she immediately scheduled me for a Teams interview tomorrow! FT remote 7:30-4 M-F, so dream job with full benefits. Crossing my fingers!
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Trying not to get my hopes up but I felt the teams interview went very well. I’ll know by end of next week if I get it. Current team has had zero turnover in 4 years with the exception of this position so it bodes well and it was like having a fun convo more than interview
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Newsom’s social media team is on a level we’ve never seen before
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Newsom’s social media team is on a level we’ve never seen before
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Had a phone screen for a refill/PA team that serves 240+ providers today and she immediately scheduled me for a Teams interview tomorrow! FT remote 7:30-4 M-F, so dream job with full benefits. Crossing my fingers!
November 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Had a phone screen for a refill/PA team that serves 240+ providers today and she immediately scheduled me for a Teams interview tomorrow! FT remote 7:30-4 M-F, so dream job with full benefits. Crossing my fingers!
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This smarmy fuck will absolutely throw his wife and kids under the bus if they get in the way of his dream of sitting in the big chair.
JD Vance slammed for saying he hopes his Hindu wife will ‘join Christianity’
JD Vance slammed for saying he hopes his Hindu wife will ‘join Christianity’
JD Vance slammed for saying he hopes his Hindu wife will ‘join Christianity’
www.independent.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
This smarmy fuck will absolutely throw his wife and kids under the bus if they get in the way of his dream of sitting in the big chair.
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fyi, the SNAP eliminations are a Project 2025 mandate.
SNAP recipients didn’t lose benefits during prior such shutdowns.
Pay attention.
SNAP recipients didn’t lose benefits during prior such shutdowns.
Pay attention.
October 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
fyi, the SNAP eliminations are a Project 2025 mandate.
SNAP recipients didn’t lose benefits during prior such shutdowns.
Pay attention.
SNAP recipients didn’t lose benefits during prior such shutdowns.
Pay attention.
Got my flu and covid shots yesterday. Covid is hitting me HARD this year. Just as bad as the initial ones. Better mean I’m extra covered!
October 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Got my flu and covid shots yesterday. Covid is hitting me HARD this year. Just as bad as the initial ones. Better mean I’m extra covered!
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Trump is refusing to use contingency funds to fund SNAP — even though his own administration’s guidance said he had the legal authority to do so.
But he’ll find a way to bail out Argentina, conduct extrajudicial killings in the Caribbean, and build a vanity ballroom.
Priorities.
But he’ll find a way to bail out Argentina, conduct extrajudicial killings in the Caribbean, and build a vanity ballroom.
Priorities.
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Trump is refusing to use contingency funds to fund SNAP — even though his own administration’s guidance said he had the legal authority to do so.
But he’ll find a way to bail out Argentina, conduct extrajudicial killings in the Caribbean, and build a vanity ballroom.
Priorities.
But he’ll find a way to bail out Argentina, conduct extrajudicial killings in the Caribbean, and build a vanity ballroom.
Priorities.
It’s gonna be an expensive clean up but we have power back. Internet and cable…maybe later today.
October 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It’s gonna be an expensive clean up but we have power back. Internet and cable…maybe later today.
Huge wind storm in the #PNW today. Tree fell on a power line in my backyard at 1:45PM knocking out my power. Still no power and BF and I are crashing at his parent’s house.
October 26, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Huge wind storm in the #PNW today. Tree fell on a power line in my backyard at 1:45PM knocking out my power. Still no power and BF and I are crashing at his parent’s house.
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"Destruction of federal property is a federal crime-18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines it as willfully injuring or committing any depredation of U.S. gov't property-Damage exceeding $1k is a felony w/ a fine-up to 10 yrs in prison or both"
Meanwhile-took me forever to get permits to repaint my mailbox.
Meanwhile-took me forever to get permits to repaint my mailbox.
October 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"Destruction of federal property is a federal crime-18 U.S. Code § 1361 defines it as willfully injuring or committing any depredation of U.S. gov't property-Damage exceeding $1k is a felony w/ a fine-up to 10 yrs in prison or both"
Meanwhile-took me forever to get permits to repaint my mailbox.
Meanwhile-took me forever to get permits to repaint my mailbox.