Liz Lemon, CPhT (parody)
@norcoslinger.bsky.social
#VaxedWaxedBoostedAndRelaxed. I’m a liberal pharmacy tech who plays violin (poorly). She/Her. #AbortionIsHealthcare #JesusIsFake. Anon for a reason. Taken. 🙌Go Ducks!
Gotta get everything set up before Monday but I’m getting super excited!
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Gotta get everything set up before Monday but I’m getting super excited!
Had a free mango marg handed to me by the bartender at the beach bar we like to frequent when we’re here…she doesn’t even know it’s my birthday and asked if I like tequila and handed it to me before I could say either way.
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Had a free mango marg handed to me by the bartender at the beach bar we like to frequent when we’re here…she doesn’t even know it’s my birthday and asked if I like tequila and handed it to me before I could say either way.
Still waiting on that final offer call for the unicorn job…
November 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Still waiting on that final offer call for the unicorn job…
It’s gonna be an expensive clean up but we have power back. Internet and cable…maybe later today.
October 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It’s gonna be an expensive clean up but we have power back. Internet and cable…maybe later today.
At the “Ducks Take Over At The Mariners” game and was trying to take a pano pic when Mitch Garver hit a homer.
July 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
At the “Ducks Take Over At The Mariners” game and was trying to take a pano pic when Mitch Garver hit a homer.
Grilled ribs on the Weber today. Wish I had a smoker but did what I could with what I had.
July 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Grilled ribs on the Weber today. Wish I had a smoker but did what I could with what I had.
New boss brought us all Hawaiian Time for lunch today. He knows that #PizzaIsNotWorking
June 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
New boss brought us all Hawaiian Time for lunch today. He knows that #PizzaIsNotWorking
Tridents Up!
May 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Tridents Up!
My fav sign at the protest today.
April 6, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My fav sign at the protest today.
It’s fucking cold out there. I peaced out pretty quick
January 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
It’s fucking cold out there. I peaced out pretty quick
Pacific City is gorgeous.
January 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Pacific City is gorgeous.
Made a cake for the BF’s mom’s bday. The chocolate buttercream is divine. I think she’ll like it even though it kind of looks like a kid did it. Gotta perfect my decorating skillz.
January 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Made a cake for the BF’s mom’s bday. The chocolate buttercream is divine. I think she’ll like it even though it kind of looks like a kid did it. Gotta perfect my decorating skillz.
Exchange “balls” with “voice” work is gonna be fun tomorrow.
January 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Exchange “balls” with “voice” work is gonna be fun tomorrow.
I got this bracelet from a friend in a copper medium in 2018 after I almost died from being drugged at my neighborhood bar. Swore I’d never take it off. Lost it when I did for a manicure. Now I’m back baby!
December 17, 2024 at 3:22 AM
I got this bracelet from a friend in a copper medium in 2018 after I almost died from being drugged at my neighborhood bar. Swore I’d never take it off. Lost it when I did for a manicure. Now I’m back baby!
Yep. Amazon got me my fix.
December 13, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Yep. Amazon got me my fix.
The scammers have made it here. 🤬
November 21, 2024 at 3:14 PM
The scammers have made it here. 🤬
End of vacation sucks
November 19, 2024 at 5:24 PM
End of vacation sucks